We have been building stock piles for a while now and need to ship some off.
Please place bids for the batch of 20,000 metric tonnes either with this post or send a telegram.
Mr S Beechwood
Dinetar Mining Corp
The People's Republic of Kitsylvania wishes to protest in the strongest possible terms the proliferation of all weapons of mass destruction, especially for profit. Our nation has never seen the need to engage in any sort of warfare since the revolution that freed us from the iron yoke of bourgeousie landowners and capitalists profiteering at the expense of the underclasses, and we certainly see no reason for any nation to posess technology whose sole purpose is killing multiple metric assloads of innocent civillians at once.
We urge you to, rather than lighten your stock of weapons-grade fissile material by selling it to other nations, research the necessary technology to render it harmless and unusable for any sort of weapon.
The sovereign government of The Dominion of Donkey Khan gaciously bids you good day. The great, omnipresent Donkey Overlords have given me free reign to negociate this completely unmilitary of purchases within a certain undisclosed price range, if the negotiation ecxeeds this value, then I must return to them to seek further monetary flexibility.
I must warn you that while I am confidant in your honesty and integrity, should you fail on your end of any agreement reached, I may be forced to lead the combined Celtic-Mongol hordes to your destruction.
My first offer is $1,000,000,000 Donkey Khans.
Mongol-Fein Grand Ambassador to lesser beings