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Thats right! The pageant is OFFICIAL! Sign up now! Instructions below!

(IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON SKIP THIS AND MOVE TO THE IMPORTANT PART)


Ok, if you missed whats going on its simple. You sign up here, sooner or later I will close the entry box. Only those signed up will be able to participate in the next two stages.

The next two stages will be simple, in another thread *NOT THIS ONE* you will post a picture of your delegate AND the answer to your assigned question/questions. The judges will pick a winner from there and BAM!

Sounds like something you want to enter? Well go for it!

The judges are as follows:

1.Demoness *CONFIRMED*

2.Raevyn *CONFIRMED*

3.Alpha Centauri *CONFIRMED*

4.Na Gaeil *CONFIRMED*

5.Egypt *CONFIRMED*

6.Estavia *CONFIRMED*

7.Darkskye *CONFIRMED*

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I remind you all that judges are NOT allowed to enter just to keep it fair.








*IMPORTANT PART READ ME*

Ok, to keep a tally I want to keep this simple. So if your going to enter the pageant on the FIRST LINE of the post put :!:

I repeat: ON THE FIRST LINE OF THE POST PUT :!:

This will make it easy to keep track of who is participating.

ALSO, I am running a poll if you could PLEASE vote. The issue has come up if we should use only real women/catgirls/aliens that would be found in our countries. My initial idea was for it to be open to any picture (Though remember its not ONLY based on your pic but your answers as well) but I will leave that up to the poll. Remember, there will be NO DUPLICATE pictures, first to post it claims the rights to that picture and person, so first post first serve I guess =P.

Anyway Good Luck and welcome!

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Pure Evil wants to enter.

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Dragonfire would also like to join.

No, anything goes (This includes Anime for women or Catgirls or other drawings...and aliens!)

Please people, no aliens!

http://planetavp.com/images/hotalien.gif = not my idea of beauty.

No, anything goes (This includes Anime for women or Catgirls or other drawings...and aliens!)

Please people, no aliens!

http://planetavp.com/images/hotalien.gif = not my idea of beauty.



















OMFG!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so saving that pic I nearly fell out of my chair when I saw that.

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we would like to enter. i am alrdey geting ready to calme rights.

we join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somebody didnt read LOL.

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InzanE has a contestant who desires to participate.
(Two of her immediate subordinates tried to persuade our Chancellor of Public Safety from signing up; may their souls be at peace. They will receive a joint funeral later today, in a single paper bag...)

The newly formed Federal Republic of Aerigia would like to send a contestant to this event to this event to promote international goodwill and understanding.

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The newly formed Federal Republic of Aerigia would like to send a contestant to this event to this event to promote international goodwill and understanding.

done this for u aergia. read the thing

I bet if muhammed was alive he would choose his wife from the contestents.

I bet if muhammed was alive he would choose his wife from the contestents.

LOL Wanna start riots eh?

maybe

=P

:!: not quite sure where is it ur going with this...but im game.

We have decided that we would like to enter a sacrifi....ahem...contestant.

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sea land will be entering a contestant

:!: We the smurf's wish to join! Tis cool idea - but we may object if there is no swimware section :wink:

Would this be a good reason to start a war with a weaker country?

Dargonnia will enter. SOME people say our women are the most beautiful in the nation of Dargonnia


Sorry - i didnt read the important bit...you know..beauty rather than brains :)

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On behalf of our benevolent leader
we welcome this opportunity to participate
in the inaugural pageant and have begun
a nationwide televised competition to find
a worthy beauty to represent our great nation.

Contessa Golconda
Minister for the Office of Women
Commonwealth of Golconda

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The Holy Empire of Grahamsk respectfully requests entry into this contest. We will show the world our might that is contained in our country's formidable breast population. All shall bow to our breasts!

- Representative of the Ministry of Absolutely Amazing Breasts
(not to be confused with) The Ministry of Breathtaking Ass
Holy Empire of Grahamsk, UN Delegate, DemonKarma Networks Region

I would respectfully like to join the pagent as well

-Katherine Vee
Government Leader of Trekdom

:!: The Borderlands of Cronitania will send our most beautiful* and intelligent** woman*.

* Beautiful should not be interpreted as attractive in any way.
** Intelligent may not refer to actual intelligence.
***Woman should not be taken to mean "female" or "human".

Did the full-blown riot in Nigeria (involving the deaths of 200 people) not drive home the point that this sort of competition is simply out of date ?

Women should no more be judged on their looks than the men who suggest this sort of sexist nonsense should be judged on how near to the ground their knuckles are when they walk.


:evil:

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Our nation intends to send a beautiful lady to represent the ideals our liberal state.

This seems a frivolous waste of time and effort, but Fubaria would never back down from international competition of any sort. We will be entering one of our own lovely maidens for this contest.

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The Cows of Moomoostan agree to participate in this contest.

Moo.

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The Democratic States of Catieaville, proud to be part of the EverNight Nations, wish to throw in a contestant (literally) to represent us.

She is the meek, mild mannered ^..^Cat, a raving lunatic beauty, only daughter of our namesake Catiea.

"WHERE's MY ASSISTANT??!! HOW can I get to where I need to be when she's not here~!!?? She's off with that UN Delegate!! Shoot him when he gets back!! Then send in my assistant!!"

We would like her to GO AWAY for a holiday so that we can fix the government. This would be the perfect opportunity.

Let us know where to send her picture.

:)

Mathematica declines, stating that the Commonwealth objects to this display of sexism. As it stands, we refuse to participate in an activity that ultimately demeans females.

Any contest should be open to persons/creatures of either or any gender.

Thank you.

:evil:

The people of Gundor are undecided on this issue. While we are a small nation looking for public recognition, we are uncertain as to weather or not this is the most dignified way to make our voices heard outside the boarders of the Region of Uberwald.

That and the ability to judge based on species difference also confuses us as species wide beauty is very much in the eyes of the beholder, and while we are a simple nation of humans. All be it humans reaseching rather large robots. We still do not quite understand the process of judging other species.

We'll be sending Tara Grayson, our Secretary of Health and Education.

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Ben Jamanistan will enter. Our women are renowned for their beauty - and their tendency to fly into a homicidal rage if you don't comment on it.

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Bad Faith will be sending a contestant, though we agree that the pageant should be open to members of either gender.

I wanna be a judge too... but didn't you already make one of these topics???

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... Uhm, pardon me.. but is this event going to be televised? I don't want my dad finding out that I'm doing this. Well, not right away, anyway. ^^; See... I think that Nisan needs something to lift its spirits right now... And, well, I think I'm old enough now to make my stand in the international community. I want to prove that theocratic people CAN be beautiful... dad's always taught us that sex isn't bad anyway, nor is beauty... it's when it's abused that it becomes a problem.

So, anyway, I want to participate! ... Just... don't tell dad, okay? ^^;;;


Sincerely,
Holy Princess Midori Taisen
Heiress to the Holy Line of Nisan

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the Empress of Tsian would like to enter

ooc: she doesnt have internet right now so i'm doing this for her hehe

I would rather just judge hahahah. Too much competition.

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The Good People of CreepyTeef nominate their wicked-hot, most honourable President, Jawamily, for the hot-chick contest.

Cordially,
Jawamily, President, User of Tweezers

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The Emperor of the Re Akor Protectorate will be sending one of his many wife/slave/concubines to participate in this lust contest. May she turn many heads.

Did the full-blown riot in Nigeria (involving the deaths of 200 people) not drive home the point that this sort of competition is simply out of date ?

:evil:

Whilst we agree in principle with your contention that mere physical appearance is not a valid measure of worth we would respectfully contend that the full blown riot merely drove home the point that some people allow their strongly held religious beliefs to get in the way of what the majority of people would view as reasonable balanced behaviour. In any case, much like the Rushdie case before it wasn't this more about a perceived insult to the Prophet (PBUH)?

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The Brotherhood is willing to join and will probably send Oxanna Kristovs as our participant.

Is there any prize the winning nation gets?

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SirenKnight will enter.

Beauty is relative, all "nationalities" should be allowed. Including Aliens.

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The Confederacy is currently running an internal contest to choose the most beautiful Super-Villainess.

As you can imagine, this may take a while.

However, when the contest is over we will be entering the winner to represent us in your competition.

President Lex Luthor

This better be as much about brains as beauty
Selina Kyle - Ministry of Aquisitions

Mmmmm Brains
Zombie

Samedi! Get this thing out of my office!
President Lex Luthor

Grundy want to enter Contest
Solomon Grundy - Born on a Monday.

You're not a girl, Grundy.
President Lex Luthor

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The Confederacy is currently running an internal contest to choose the most beautiful Super-Villainess.

As you can imagine, this may take a while.

However, when the contest is over we will be entering the winner to represent us in your competition.

President Lex Luthor

This better be as much about brains as beauty
Selina Kyle - Ministry of Aquisitions

Mmmmm Brains
Zombie

Samedi! Get this thing out of my office!
President Lex Luthor

Grundy want to enter Contest
Solomon Grundy - Born on a Monday.

You're not a girl, Grundy.
President Lex Luthor

OOC: Am I detecting a DC bias? O.o? heh

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Well... like, my country would like to enter, even though we generally don't like this sort of thing.

Oh, we'd like the competition to be renamed as:
"Nationstates-sama Universe Pageant" which is more gender neutral.

Incidentally, as leader of my country, I feel it is important that I take the responsibility for representing the Principality of Nihonite.

Ja ne
-Chairwoman Kasumi

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Well, looks like we'll have to enter too.
Mandy hasn't shut up since she heard og the thing and Joe needs time to cook and contemplate heavier matters.

Count us in.

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We will send our best looking leech to the event!

OOC: Am I detecting a DC bias? O.o? heh

OOC: *grin* Perhaps a little. However, learn to dread topics about Clones :)

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Please register me for your little beauty pagent. I would love to me a contestant. And, in all fairness, I really think that I have a great chance in this contest to show you and your judges just what a lovely, lovely lady I can be. Why, I am just as bright as I am good looking! My boyfriend says I have talent AND a world class hiney. Some people scoff at my interest in pagnetry and say tell me that they can be likened to some form of archaic female slave line. They even go so far to say that these events are no more than a meat market of tits and ass! I mean, can you imagine? Who speaks that's way? Tits and ass... well, I never! But, one cannot pretend that the opposition is not out there. Mind you most of the people with this sort of criticism are career girls or lesbians. You know the type: jealous. Anyhoo, please sign me up. Its contests like this that prove that woman can still be pretty and proper! Thanks for giving girls like me an opportunity to show those career girls and feminist-stick-in-the-muds that there's more to life than rallies and hairy legs!

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Entry is STILL open *OOC: Now that I am awake...jeeze I slept really...REALLLLLLLY late*. We now have 35 participants.

Also, (This is semi OOC), remember, should you want to hold a Mr. Nationstates Universe (Sponsored by your country) I invite you to do so! I just did Miss Nationstates cause it levels the playingfield by about half of just about every species. If you do and you want help, I will gladly help you, its just Darkskye is on a 1 pageant basis.

Plus, our intended goal was to get us away from war for a while. Thank you to all the countrys who are entering!

The Republic of Syskeyia wishes to enter Gadget Hackqrench, Syskeyian native and cartoon celebrity, as its contestant in the Miss NationStates competition.

God bless,

Dominic Thomas Nguyen y Kyvernitis
President of the Republic of Syskeyia

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Our people are of the opinion that We ought to enter, but We have decided to enter Our daughter, Princess Qaoar, instead. We would appreciate directions about procedures for submitting images, if such are not to be generally provided later.

Freedom of information to all friends of Our Principality.

Falonvel, Princess of Chemmie

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The Queendom of Photogeek could not resist the opportunity to send our best toad...wait a minute - make that maiden...in your little contest.

May the fairest in the land be crowned the winner (readying the display cabinet for yet another honararium)......

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The Patrician, as is her wont when such things come across her desk, has auctioned off the right to be the Principality of Teep's representative in this contest. Lively and determined bidders worked hard to fill the treasury, and at long last we arrived at a representative, who payed 218 talents for the right to represent the Principality. We await further instructions.

Patrician,
Principality of Teep.

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I sahll be entering my wife.

And she will be in the competition too.

can i just point out that the 'YES ONLY REAL WOMEN' vote is split and as such will almost garauntee victory for those entering freaks?

Regrettably the women of the Distputed Territories of Skippy won't be able to attend. They're all currently out on tractors in the fields, where we think they look Damn Sexy. Unfortunately they're not likely to be finished any time soon.

Skip

The People of Tinna thank you greatly for giving them the opportunity to join this beauty pagent, but regretably, feel that we can not.

To us, the only woman to be honored about appearance in this type of contest is our queen. Physical beauty is fleeting, but the ideal she stands for never changes so she is ever-beautiful.

But our current queen is only 15, and in our country you have to be 18 to be in a beauty contest. We debated this, but decided the queen was not about the law, she Protector it.

The queen has accepted our decision, but graciously suggested that the contest be held here and the judges and competitors her royal guests.

The People's Council of Tinna

The People of Tinna thank you greatly for giving them the opportunity to join this beauty pagent, but regretably, feel that we can not.

To us, the only woman to be honored about appearance in this type of contest is our queen. Physical beauty is fleeting, but the ideal she stands for never changes so she is ever-beautiful.

But our current queen is only 15, and in our country you have to be 18 to be in a beauty contest. We debated this, but decided the queen was not about the law, she Protects it.

The queen has accepted our decision, but graciously suggested that the contest be held here and the judges and competitors her royal guests.

The People's Council of Tinna

OOC: I posted that twice :oops: sorry.

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Since it appears the general flow of voting is in favor of allowing non-humans, we will be fielding a contestant in the paegant as well. If we can pick one without all the rest trying to dump her into the Mississippi River, that is.

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The current Miss Isisvania (and also the region winner, gaining the title Miss Atlantic Isles) is interested in competiting.

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Despite the lack of women in Wyndland politics (we're working on it...)...

I'm going to participate!

Zyrellin
The Very Beautiful Delegate of The Principality of Wyndland

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Ravenspire will participate. ^_^

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"The Empire of Xen shall participate. Although I doubt we would win, I would like to see how fair the fairest of our land will place.

As you should know, the likely contestant would be a Drakon, which is a turnoff for many of the judges."

- Emperor Sovy Kurosei

As you should know, the likely contestant would be a Drakon, which is a turnoff for many of the judges."

- Emperor Sovy Kurosei

Not necessarily. Then again, I still haven't seen your picture. ^_^;

Xel Nedia, High Guard, Advisor, and Priest
Demoness - the Empress and her people are one

OOC: :!: When you say we are a judge, do you mean that Jia Li or Xel is the judge or both?

Second, this is going to be interesting with a civil war going on. "Yes, contestant number one is a ten. BOOM! Oh, there goes our city. Next contestant!" I'll just pretend it's happening at a different time instead of dropping out. ^_^

Heh, its up to you who wants to judge it.

Yeah, believe me were following the civil war...Mei Ling definatly Not quite sure how its gonna work out, but yeah, just pretend everything is fine and dandy.

OOC:

http://kurosei.tripod.com/gallery/sovy/dragonkurosei.gif

Thats the picture. If you get some stupid tripod image picture, just reload. I find that copying and pasting the link, rather than just clicking on it, works for me.

Uh....m..... :?

OOC:

What! What! Is there something wrong with the pic?

OOC:

http://kurosei.tripod.com/gallery/sovy/dragonkurosei.gif

Thats the picture. If you get some stupid tripod image picture, just reload. I find that copying and pasting the link, rather than just clicking on it, works for me.

OOC: Now that I finally got the link to work... Cool! ^_^

OOC: Hey hey as long as its a female of the species it should be ok! Remember, its not a contest JUST based on looks

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Yup. Drew it all up myself too. Was ment for a Pokemorph RP, but I just removed his tail flame and added the black stripes on the head to make it an actual Sovy character.

Join now! Only up for a short while more!!!!

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The Holy Empire of Tommyllama wishes to put forth an entrant, but alas the head technicians do not know how to add a picture to a post........

Dont worry that will be explained...its really simple.

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ENTRY IS CLOSED!! I REPEAT ENTRY IS CLOSED!!

If you would like to still enter and have a valid reason you did not post in the last day, telegram me please.

The OFFICIAL Countries that have entered are as follows:

Pure Evil
Dragonfire
The red kristel
Usurpers
InzanE
Aerigia
The True Atlantis
Smellistan
Sea Land
Smurfs
Dargonnia
Golconda
Grahamsk
Trekdom
Cronitania
Aeoline Tuba Magna
Fubaria
Moomoostan
Catieaville
Copiosa Scotia
Ben Jamanistan
Bad Faith
Nisan
Tsian
CreepyTeef
Re Akor
The Brotherhood of Nod
SirenKnight
Super-Villains
Nihonite
Bowker
Tehr
Scab
Steigmann
Syskeyia
Chemmie
PhotoGeek
Teep
Cobh and Great Island
New Dixie
Isisvania
Wyndland
Ravenspire
Xen
TommyLlama


CONGRATULATIONS to those countries for making it into the competition.

"It is great news to hear that we have made the deadline for the Miss NationStates beauty pageant. Now the question remains when the Mr. NationStates Universe Contest will begin," Sovy said, with a toothy, drakonic grin.

- Sovy Kurosei, Emperor of Xen

OOC:

Yup. Drew it all up myself too. Was ment for a Pokemorph RP, but I just removed his tail flame and added the black stripes on the head to make it an actual Sovy character.


OOC: Only female contestants I thought.

^..^

OOC:

No, thats my character, Sovy Kurosei. The contestant is posted up in the other thread.

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i'lll join

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i'lll join
I don't think the mod likes bumping old threads.

The Haaregradian Ministry for Human Rights has issued the following statement on why our government will no longer support international beauty contests. (The person delivering this speech happens to be Chris from CombatWoundedVeteran)

I'll defend my choices and beat my head against the wall until the equality of women is no longer an issue. I'll give the middle finger to the boys club and a f*ck you to the conversations that appear whenever men are alone. How many times can I say no I wouldn't f*ck her ever if, given the chance, no I wouldn't reduce her to a body and a function and set aside the thoughts and ideas of a living human being, you stupid f*ck.

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i'lll join

Golly! The old NS pagent! I remember that ... way back, last December ... I was there, for Syskeyia. Would you like to see the awards I got? They're for Best Looking in a Toolbelt and Miss Nightgown! *blushes* Just come on down to Central Park! You're always welcome here at the HQ!!!
Gadget C. Hackwrench
Rescue Ranger
Honorary Syskeyian Citizen [long story]
Rescue Ranger HQ, Central Park, NYC, NYNJ

Grrr!!! Why did President de los Santos have to marry that spolied little royal [CENSORED]!!! Hello, sexy, intelligent, attractive squirrel over here! *sighs* It's true now - all the good guys are either married, engaged, priests, or gay.
Tammy Chestnut
Honorary Rescue Ranger

Umm, Tammy luv, shouldn't ya've gotten over that by now? Greg's wedding was way back in May, ya know.
Monterey Jack
Rescue Ranger

DON'T remind me
-Tammy Chestnut

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

:shock: I'll just note for the record that I had not seen this before making my own plans to host Miss NationStates. If you don't belive me check my request for judges, and compare dates with this ressurection. :shock:

My first RP. :cry: :D

Historical Bump

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

Don't gravedig old topics.

*does the lockomotion*

--The Flightless Lockopotamus--