ThirdWorld
31-10-2006, 23:57
Do you have lousy civil rights, a miserable economy, and political freedoms are something you’d have only read about … if you could read? Then we’ve got a place for you in the region of Third World (http://www.nationstates.net/region=third_world).
All these other recruiters are telling you how great they are. We aren’t. We suck. We’re the bitter dregs of a forgotten society, with no hope of ever climbing into the world of civilized encounters. Just like you.
If you have sad, dilapidated puppets that honestly belong in the Third World, feel free to send them to us. We don’t care. There won’t be any regional forums or government positions to brag about. There won’t be any roleplay, or friendly chatter, or raiding, or defending. Just unending miserable poverty until you die an early death.
You’ll end up there eventually even if you don’t move now. Why postpone the inevitable? Move your fly-ridden carcass to Third World today.
All these other recruiters are telling you how great they are. We aren’t. We suck. We’re the bitter dregs of a forgotten society, with no hope of ever climbing into the world of civilized encounters. Just like you.
If you have sad, dilapidated puppets that honestly belong in the Third World, feel free to send them to us. We don’t care. There won’t be any regional forums or government positions to brag about. There won’t be any roleplay, or friendly chatter, or raiding, or defending. Just unending miserable poverty until you die an early death.
You’ll end up there eventually even if you don’t move now. Why postpone the inevitable? Move your fly-ridden carcass to Third World today.