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Dirty Russian Microbrew, a small establishment in ViZion's dirtiest city, Darthea, has been growing rapidly as of late and now looking to expand globally.

Dirty Russian Microbrew is your go-to brewery if you're looking to get piss drunk. And for you stores and restaurants looking for a new keg or tap favorite, look no further! We can begin shipment at $5 per keg; $2.50 per keg for orders over 1,000 per time.

If you're looking for the greatest tasting beer, we cannot promise anything. But if you want to have that perfect kegger or a great addition to the tap, this is it. Microbrewery taste, world-wide accessibility.

Order now!

$5 per keg (15 gallons)
$2.50 per keg (15 gallons) in order of 500+

Custom sized kegs available; prices vary.

Dominion Enclave of Recreational Affairs and Morale Improvement

Subj: Great Success

While the Dominion can be recognized as one of the most intoxicated per capita nations in the global community, higher-ranking individuals in the Department of Recreation have noticed the need for quality, lesser-cost beer to provide during celebrations, at public college campuses, and at other events and institutions, such as Imperial Senate hearings. Therefore, the Department requests a custom order of a cylindrical keg with dimensions of 10ft. diameter and 30ft. height to be used for large events in the Dominion, with not only top-mounted taps for standard tapping, but also bottom-mounted ports to potentially be opened if mounted on stands, buildings, or cars, or rolled down cliffs into oceans, or other interesting events.

Tending price, the Dominion would preemptively presume to purchase 5,000 of said mega-kegs in the first batch, if at all possible.

Excellent! For such an order, we will be charging $8.00 per keg. As such, your total comes to $40,000. Quite a deal guys! We both win with this sort of order! Let us know when you need more... maybe tomorrow perhaps?

Cheers, drink up boys... and girls!

Todd "Russian" Smith
Brew Master

Excellent! For such an order, we will be charging $8.00 per keg. As such, your total comes to $40,000. Quite a deal guys! We both win with this sort of order! Let us know when you need more... maybe tomorrow perhaps?

Cheers, drink up boys... and girls!

Todd "Russian" Smith
Brew Master

Subj: Wasted

$40,000 wired immediately. May be more like tonight when the next batch will be needed, but this is a good start to a weekend.

A Message from Taggart Trains, Incorporated

As you know, once per year, the Allaneans celebrate Good Business Day, to denote the success of Allanea's large and small businesses. It is the custom of our nation that company owners, storekeepers, and so forth, honor their friends, neighbors, and customers with the largest parties they may fund. The larger and more successful the company and the bigger its profits that year – the larger the party. Usually this shuts down the big cities for the duration of the holiday in what essentially becomes giant chain-parties as dozens of parties, drunken revels, and street raves merge into an incoherent, drug-addled whole.

Which is where you come in. On Good Business Day, we wish to have in our possession one hundred thousand kegs of beer, for which $250,000 will be paid. We will distribute it to Taggart passengers and clients.

The Nation of Rolling Dead would like to purchase 25000 Kegs for the Introduction Party of our Naval Program.

Funds will be wired immediately.

A Message from Taggart Trains, Incorporated

As you know, once per year, the Allaneans celebrate Good Business Day, to denote the success of Allanea's large and small businesses. It is the custom of our nation that company owners, storekeepers, and so forth, honor their friends, neighbors, and customers with the largest parties they may fund. The larger and more successful the company and the bigger its profits that year – the larger the party. Usually this shuts down the big cities for the duration of the holiday in what essentially becomes giant chain-parties as dozens of parties, drunken revels, and street raves merge into an incoherent, drug-addled whole.

Which is where you come in. On Good Business Day, we wish to have in our possession one hundred thousand kegs of beer, for which $250,000 will be paid. We will distribute it to Taggart passengers and clients.
Taggart Trains,

Thank you for your order! We will be shipping it out tomorrow morning. Should you need more, please inform us!

The Nation of Rolling Dead would like to purchase 25000 Kegs for the Introduction Party of our Naval Program.

Funds will be wired immediately.
Rolling Dead Navy,

Wonderful! Your shipment will be ready in the morning. Enjoy the party, drink up, and don't be afraid to ask for seconds... thirds... fourths... you get it.