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Bohovia Makes History!

Today, the Bohovian Government officaly funded a 57.2 Billion$ project. The money will be put towards building the largest building the worlds ever seen. The building will be called the BN Towers, the BN Tower will stand 2,246 meters high (THIS INCLUDES THE 625M RADIO TOWER) and will be located in the capital of Bohovia, Lepage.

At the top of the building, there will be an observatory room, as well as a large food court and 5 star restaurents. This building will also serve as a 5 star hotel. The penthouse rooms will cost 35,000 BD$ (Bohovian $) per night.

The building will have 164 floors. On the 100th floor, there will be an outdoor swimming pool, as well as 5 star casino and bar. In the lobby, there will be a very large diamond chandelier, as well as three 6-star restuarents, the lobby will also have a very large 6-star casino complete with gold and diamond studded walls. In the center of the lobby there will be a large leisure pool, to take a casual swim, complete was a 5-star salon and spa.

On the 1st floor there will be an massive amusement park (occupies 95% of the floor) complete with triple loop roller coaster, swinging ship, ferris wheels, bumper cars (30% solid gold cars) and dozens of other rides.

The 3rd floor will be occupied my a very large swimming pool, complete with a 650 meter slide, 5 deck diving board, wave maker, one 6-star restaurent, the ground of the pool will also be plated with solid gold (24 kar).

On the 4th floor there will be a state of the art arcade, complete with a large bowling alley, realistic flight simulators and all the most newest and high tech games.

The elevators will be voice functioning, meaning it will bring you to the 130th floor if you say "130th floor", no buttons needed.

All the rooms will have voice functioning restrooms, as well as diamond studded walls and massage beds. Rooms on the 140th+ floors will have there own private butlers.

The BN Towers will be known as the tallest tower that the world has ever seen, as well as one of the most luxurious building in the world. The building has been in construction for over 3 NS years, and the grand-opening is set to be in 4 days.

Nations all around the world are invited to Bohovia to participate in the grand-opening of the BN Towers. Real-life pictures are now avaliable.

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The BN Tower (Real Life Picture, NOT an artists rendition)

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A Junior Suite (Living Room) on the 63rd floor of the BN Towers

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The Indoor Amusement Park

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Penthouse Bedroom

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The swimming pool on the 100th floor (Note how close the clouds are to the pool)

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5-star casino in the lobby

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6-star Restuarent in the lobby

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TO: The Dominion of Bohovia
FROM: John Phase, CEO of RealTime CO and Chairman of Phase and Sons Real Estate ©


Truly impressive! I am very impressed and in a state of stupendousness.
Maybe Asiom film stars such as Gap Jocks and Tara Morning will visit this
extraordinary complex. This is an awesome feat and will be remembered
for years to come. I congratulate you in your success.

I am even thinking of flying to Bohovia to experience the BN Towers.


Congratulating you on your success,

John Phase, CEO of RealTime CO and Chairman of Phase and Sons Real Estate ©

How much to sleep on the beach by the pool? Fatatatutians like to sleep on the beach.

TO: The Dominion of Bohovia
FROM: John Phase, CEO of RealTime CO and Chairman of Phase and Sons Real Estate ©


Truly impressive! I am very impressed and in a state of stupendousness.
Maybe Asiom film stars such as Gap Jocks and Tara Morning will vacate this
extraordinary complex. This is an awesome feat and will be remembered
for years to come. I congratulate you in your success.

I am even thinking of flying to Bohovia to experience the BN Towers.


Congratulating you on your success,

John Phase, CEO of RealTime CO and Chairman of Phase and Sons Real Estate ©

-reply-

Bohovia thanks Asiom for there support of the BN Towers

We would love for you to fly to Bohovia to experience the BN Towers

Regards, Bohovian Department of Foreign Affairs

Maybe Asiom film stars such as Gap Jocks and Tara Morning will vacate this extraordinary complex.

OOC: You might want to do a vocab check.

How much to sleep on the beach by the pool? Fatatatutians like to sleep on the beach.

It is free, If your a guest and If you do not have a room its 140$ per person. You are welcome to attend the grand-opening, if you would like

Asiom, vacate means that your going to occupy the building. I assume this is a mistake. LOL

oops sorry bout that

oops sorry bout that


ooc: No problem, I just thought it was funny.:)

It is free, If your a guest and If you do not have a room its 140$ per person. You are welcome to attend the grand-opening, if you would like
Thanks, but at home we can sleep on the beach for nothing.

Thanks, but at home we can sleep on the beach for nothing.

Yes, but you cant sleep in a indoor beach style pool, thats over 1000 meters off the ground, with 6 start restaurents and casino's, all in one. :D

OOC: Sorry, you have a pool on the 100th floor? A pool? You do realize that there's water in a pool, right?

OOC: Water weighs a lot...making a fake beach on the 100th floor as cool as it may be, would definitely push the structure to a breaking point. Other than that, the tower is far from the tallest structure my Emperor's Point is about 6000 ft and GWO's government building known as the spire is 9000ft.

OOC: Sorry, you have a pool on the 100th floor? A pool? You do realize that there's water in a pool, right?

OOC: Yes, do you relize that we have something called "supports" under them, and that the pool is not actually in the building, its connected to it, but it more of a ledge/balcony?

~Official Message from the Principality of Belkaland~

To: Bohovian Government
From: Grand Duke Razgriz H. Demon
Subject: Grand Opening of the BN Towers

The Principality of Belkaland wishes to congradulate the Bohovian Government on this triump of engineering. I wish to inquire on the availibity of a Penthouse Suite for myself as I wish to participate in the grand-opening of the BN Towers. And get a vacation as well.

Sincerly,
Razgriz H. Demon
Grand Duke of the Principality of Belkaland

<<OOC: And if Terrorists attack the lower parts of the building then it would cause massive damage and many deaths if it fell.>>

OOC: Water weighs a lot...making a fake beach on the 100th floor as cool as it may be, would definitely push the structure to a breaking point. Other than that, the tower is far from the tallest structure my Emperor's Point is about 6000 ft and GWO's government building known as the spire is 9000ft.

9000 feet? Come on, that building cannot be free-standing. My building is the largest FREE STANDING HOTEL in the world

ooc: out of curiosity, what does BN stand for? and the tower and city in the
first picture resembles stilwater from saints row 2.

~Official Message from the Principality of Belkaland~

To: Bohovian Government
From: Grand Duke Razgriz H. Demon
Subject: Grand Opening of the BN Towers

The Principality of Belkaland wishes to congradulate the Bohovian Government on this triump of engineering. I wish to inquire on the availibity of a Penthouse Suite for myself as I wish to participate in the grand-opening of the BN Towers. And get a vacation as well.

Sincerly,
Razgriz H. Demon
Grand Duke of the Principality of Belkaland

Official Response from the Dominion of Bohovia:

Bohovia thanks you for the support.

We currently are nearly fully booked, but there is indeed 3 penthouse suite's left. We will reserve one for you. We also are looking foreward to seeing you at the grand-opening.

Regards, Bohovian Department of Foreign Affairs

<<OOC: And if Terrorists attack the lower parts of the building then it would cause massive damage and many deaths if it fell.>>

It is very heavily guarded 24/7. We constantly have planes/fighter jets circling around the area of downtown Lepage.

ooc: out of curiosity, what does BN stand for? and the tower and city in the
first picture resembles stilwater from saints row 2.

OOC: BN Stands for Bohovian National, Tower. Im not sure, I have only played Saint Row 1.

Yes, but you cant sleep in a indoor beach style pool, thats over 1000 meters off the ground, with 6 start restaurents and casino's, all in one. :D
That's not a plus. Fatatatutians are a simple people who are not impressed by snobbery - and they're too smart to gamble.

Actually, several of Otagia's larger arcologies top 2k meters, and do in fact include hotels in their rather obscenely large interiors. Completely freestanding to boot. Some Izistani structures top out at rather higher by using active suspensions, I believe.

Anyway, I'm not really sure you understand how much pools weigh. An olympic-sized pool (minimum for what you're doing here) weighs in at 2.5k tonnes in water mass alone. Your gold-plated flooring just pushes it into the realm of epic fail. Hell, gold anything is just silly. Also, pushing a structure out the side of a building just makes it harder to carry, not easier. On a related note, I'm kind of leery of the ability of a building shade like yours to actually stand up. There's a reason most buildings get thinner on the way up, rather than wider...

OOC: LOL I was about to say you put 2k feet

IC: It looks like we will have to add a very large radio tower, it will top it of at over 2000 meters.

I relize how heavy a pool is, but we have a lot of support. Part of the building is dedicated to support the pool, from the pool down to the ground there is a good 7 meter long piece of the building.

***UPDATE***

The building now stands at 2,246 meters, we added a large radio tower, that added an extra 620 meters to the BN Towers.

OOC: OOC: Yes, do you relize that we have something called "supports" under them, and that the pool is not actually in the building, its connected to it, but it more of a ledge/balcony?

With all due respect, if the pool is a balcony, I'd be really, really concerned. D:
I assume that you mean there's a 7 meter long piece of support for the pool in your last post, but I mean, c'mon, a seven meter long piece of - well, anything given it's not diamond or something, won't support 2500 tonnes.
I mean, a 100th floor pool is cool and all, but it's never gonna happen.

OOC:

With all due respect, if the pool is a balcony, I'd be really, really concerned. D:
I assume that you mean there's a 7 meter long piece of support for the pool in your last post, but I mean, c'mon, a seven meter long piece of - well, anything given it's not diamond or something, won't support 2500 tonnes.
I mean, a 100th floor pool is cool and all, but it's never gonna happen.

Nope, I mean there is an actual piece of the building from the 100th floor down to the ground, thats 7 meters thick. That runs from the pool to the ground, it is the only part of the buiding that does not change shape.

Nope, I mean there is an actual piece of the building from the 100th floor down to the ground, thats 7 meters thick. That runs from the pool to the ground, it is the only part of the buiding that does not change shape.

OOC: The building's changing shapes now? Maybe it can transform into something reasonable.

That's not a plus. Fatatatutians are a simple people who are not impressed by snobbery - and they're too smart to gamble.

We do not appreciate these comments, If you do not like this building you are not welcome to come. Do you run a dictatorship? You cannot speak for ALL your citizens, not all of them are to smart to gamble, not all of them are simple, there should be many wealthy rich citizens, how about hotels, do you make your hotels 2 star? I dont think so, you make them 4 or 5 stars, to attract more tourist.

OOC: The building's changing shapes now? Maybe it can transform into something reasonable.

OOC: This is not what I meant. Of course the building cant change shape, . How can I explain this. What I meant when I said changing shape, was that building's start off with large base at the bottom, and CHANGES SHAPE and becomes skinnier. The 7 meter piece of the building, dedicated to supporting the pool, is the only part of the building that does not get skinnier, it stays 7m thick at a consistant basis

You cannot speak for ALL your citizens, not all of them are to smart to gamble, not all of them are simple...
We don't speak "for" our citizens. We're speaking about them.

... there should be many wealthy rich citizens...
Most of our citizens would be embarassed to be called "rich". We have very high taxes (and very high charitable contributions) to make sure the poor don't get too poor.

... how about hotels, do you make your hotels 2 star? I dont think so, you make them 4 or 5 stars, to attract more tourist.
We don't have stars at all. Tourists don't come for the hotels, they come for the beaches (real ones). They can find hotels anywhere.

We don't speak "for" our citizens. We're speaking about them.


Most of our citizens would be embarassed to be called "rich". We have very high taxes (and very high charitable contributions) to make sure the poor don't get too poor.


We don't have stars at all. Tourists don't come for the hotels, they come for the beaches (real ones). They can find hotels anywhere.


Speaking about them? You cannot speak about them, without speaking for them. Does your nation's citizens, have a fixed way the MUST act?

Perhaps high taxes, would want to make your citizens gamble, to have more money in their pockets.

Where do your "tourists" sleep? Do they sleep on the beach to? Or do they go to a hotel, that is some what nice, If your on vacation you are not going to be going to a run-down hotel. PS: Bohovia has many tourist attraction, beach's are one of them.

TO: Bohovian Government
FROM: Michael Smith, CEO of Smith Industries
RE: Reservation for the Grand Opening of the BN Towers

I would like to request a reservation of your finest available suite in the new BN Towers. Upon receipt of my reservation, I will be sending the sum of $50 million USD in $100 bills to the BN Towers in advance of my arrival, to be counted/verified by your staff and held in your safe until I am ready to gamble in your 5 star rated casino.

Does your nation's citizens, have a fixed way the MUST act?
Of course not. They're free to go where they want, when they want. We're just pointing out that very few of them would want to go to a 5-star, 6-star, 7-star, 8-star hotel.

Perhaps high taxes, would want to make your citizens gamble, to have more money in their pockets.
Gambling doesn't put money into gamblers' pockets. It takes money out. Fatatatutians are smart enough to know that.

Where do your "tourists" sleep? Do they sleep on the beach to?
A lot of them do, yes.

We're not trying to knock down your hotel. By most accounts it will fall down of its own accord. We're just suggesting that "more gold, more gold, more gold!" might not be as impressive as you think.

TO: Bohovian Government
FROM: Michael Smith, CEO of Smith Industries
RE: Reservation for the Grand Opening of the BN Towers

I would like to request a reservation of your finest available suite in the new BN Towers. Upon receipt of my reservation, I will be sending the sum of $50 million USD in $100 bills to the BN Towers in advance of my arrival, to be counted/verified by your staff and held in your safe until I am ready to gamble in your 5 star rated casino.

--Reply--

We are happy to infrom you, that we have 3 more penthouse suites, and you will be staying on the 164th floor (the last floor). The receipt has been sent to Smith Industries, we are looking foreward to your arrival.

ooc: out of curiosity, what does BN stand for? and the tower and city in the
first picture resembles stilwater from saints row 2.

ooc it not the tower or city from that game

http://architecturepeanuts.blogspot.com/

Of course not. They're free to go where they want, when they want. We're just pointing out that very few of them would want to go to a 5-star, 6-star, 7-star, 8-star hotel.

Still, many of them would want to stay in a somewhat nice hotel.

Gambling doesn't put money into gamblers' pockets. It takes money out. Fatatatutians are smart enough to know that.

If your lucky, gambling can put thousands of dollars in your citizens pockets

A lot of them do, yes.

I feel sorry for the people sleeping on the beach, during rain or high tide. Where do they change their clothes, where do they put their luggage?

We're not trying to knock down your hotel. By most accounts it will fall down of its own accord. We're just suggesting that "more gold, more gold, more gold!" might not be as impressive as you think.


Still, many of them would want to stay in a somewhat nice hotel.

If your lucky, gambling can put thousands of dollars in your citizens pockets


I feel sorry for the people sleeping on the beach, during rain or high tide. Where do they change their clother, where do they put their luggage?



Our hotel is not falling, its still standing tall. We all have are opinions, but gold to our nation, is a nice addition to a building

ooc it not the tower or city from that game

http://architecturepeanuts.blogspot.com/

ooc: no i was just saying that the picture has similarites to stilwater in saints row 2. :/

Where do they change their clother...?

<<OOC: I would suspect right on the beach.>>

<<OOC: I would suspect right on the beach.>>

That is quite un-sightly. :D

That is quite un-sightly. :D

OOC: I've seen it done on a beach in Barcelona. You hardly notice and no one cares of that's how the society is geared up. Hell, my girlfriend did it in San Diego, too, so society isn't even needed to be generally okay with it. Besides, if they're sleeping on the beach, they likely have tents or do it under blankets if they don't want to be seen.

Congratulations on this modern marvel of affluent construction, although we are a humble nature loving people this demonstration of co-operation is to be admired. It would please us greatly if we could be allowed to send our most esteemed ambassador Madame
Terese to your grand opening.Please book a lower floor junior suite please.

--Reply--

We are happy to infrom you, that we have 3 more penthouse suites, and you will be staying on the 164th floor (the last floor). The receipt has been sent to Smith Industries, we are looking foreward to your arrival.

TO: Bohovian Government
FROM: Michael Smith, CEO of Smith Industries
RE: Reservation for the Grand Opening of the BN Towers

That is excellent news. Tomorrow, I will be sending the money via private courier to the BN Towers. I assume that your security will receive the money shipment, and verify the invoice before it is hand counted by your casino staff.



Secret IC: The International Anarchist Movement member code named "Michael Smith" sent off the message, and told his confederates to get the money ready. Clad in chemical gear, the confederates mixed Dimethyl Sulfoxide with Phyllobates terribilis poison and tetrodotoxin, and laced the bills with it, which were very good counterfeits. The counterfeit bills were set out to dry, and then strapped and bundled. The tainted counterfeit bills were then stacked in a shipping crate, and placed on a cargo plane bound for Bohovia. "Smith" arranged for a courier to accompany the money, to make the transfer look legitimate. Since the courier wasn't part of "Smith's" organization, he didn't care about the courier's fate if the courier was arrested or killed in Bohovia. Hopefully by the time the duplicity was discovered, many of the hotel and casino staff would have handled the bills, exposing them to the two virulent toxins.

OOC: I've seen it done on a beach in Barcelona. You hardly notice and no one cares of that's how the society is geared up. Hell, my girlfriend did it in San Diego, too, so society isn't even needed to be generally okay with it. Besides, if they're sleeping on the beach, they likely have tents or do it under blankets if they don't want to be seen.


I dunno, Its still seems more of a camping trip, then a vacation.

Congratulations on this modern marvel of affluent construction, although we are a humble nature loving people this demonstration of co-operation is to be admired. It would please us greatly if we could be allowed to send our most esteemed ambassador Madame
Terese to your grand opening.Please book a lower floor junior suite please.

Madame Terese is booked for a Junior Suite, as well as to attend the grand-opening.

I dunno, Its still seems more of a camping trip, then a vacation.

OOC: Camping is a vacation trip.

TO: Bohovian Government
FROM: Michael Smith, CEO of Smith Industries
RE: Reservation for the Grand Opening of the BN Towers

That is excellent news. Tomorrow, I will be sending the money via private courier to the BN Towers. I assume that your security will receive the money shipment, and verify the invoice before it is hand counted by your casino staff.



Secret IC: The International Anarchist Movement member code named "Michael Smith" sent off the message, and told his confederates
to get the money ready. Clad in chemical gear, the confederates mixed Dimethyl Sulfoxide with Phyllobates terribilis poison and tetrodotoxin, and laced the bills with it, which were very good counterfeits. The counterfeit bills were set out to dry, and then strapped and bundled. The tainted counterfeit bills were then stacked in a shipping crate, and placed on a cargo plane bound for Bohovia. "Smith" arranged for a courier to accompany the money, to make the transfer look legitimate. Since the courier wasn't part of "Smith's" organization, he didn't care about the courier's fate if the courier was arrested or killed in Bohovia. Hopefully by the time the duplicity was discovered, many of the hotel and casino staff would have handled the bills, exposing them to the two virulent toxins.



IC: Of course, we will count the money and do a routine counterfeit check as well, an electric money counter will be used to verify the workers counted the money correctly.

OOC: Do not say I god-moded, I always do money checks when I open a casino ALWAYS. When I opened my Ferenz Casino, I stated that routine counterfeit checks will be done.

OOC: Camping is a vacation trip.

When you think of vacation you think of tanning on the beach, restaurents, hotels, not so much camping though.

IC: Of course, we will count the money and do a routine counterfeit check as well, an electric money counter will be used to verify the workers counted the money correctly.

OOC: Do not say I god-moded, I always do money checks when I open a casino ALWAYS. When I opened my Ferenz Casino, I stated that routine counterfeit checks will be done.

OOC: I understand. I did say they are very good counterfeits, though.

When you think of vacation you think of tanning on the beach, restaurents, hotels, not so much camping though.

OOC: No, when you think of vacation, you think of tanning on the beach, restaurants, and hotels. I certainly don't think of tanning on the beach since I can do that easily every day of the year if I felt the need to.

OOC: I understand. I did say they are very good counterfeits, though.

OOC: Remember, we have very good technology. Although It will be trouble to pick up the counterfeit. (Please try not to de-rail my thread that much)

OOC: No, when you think of vacation, you think of tanning on the beach, restaurants, and hotels. I certainly don't think of tanning on the beach since I can do that easily every day of the year if I felt the need to.

I should tell you, I live in Canada. Only 5 months out of 12 can I tan. So when I think of a vacation i think of tanning on beaches

Ambassador, Madame Terese is looking forward to experiencing this modern marvel, as well as participating in the grand-opening activities. Her zeppelin prepares to depart in the morning.

Ambassador, Madame Terese is looking forward to experiencing this modern marvel, as well as participating in the grand-opening activities. Her zeppelin prepares to depart in the morning.

We will have a limo awaiting Madame Terese to take her to the BN Towers. Please be ready for a security check when you reach the towers

-bump-

OOC: One of the best building design is a pyramid. While the base would be gigantic to reach the kind of height your talking about it would be able to support what you want to do. I usually use a triangular prism in any building taller than 2000ft

OOC: One of the best building design is a pyramid. While the base would be gigantic to reach the kind of height your talking about it would be able to support what you want to do. I usually use a triangular prism in any building taller than 2000ft

OOC: I was thinking of making a pyrmaid design, but decided the building would look more luxiorous as a tower :D, this is a good idea though.

OOC: Yes, do you relize that we have something called "supports" under them, and that the pool is not actually in the building, its connected to it, but it more of a ledge/balcony?

OOC: This is beyond impossible. There's a reason why New England buildings don't have flat roofs--they cannot hold up the water from a heavy snowstorm for a week, and yet your tower can hold up a pool full of gallons of water forever? Not that its any of my business, but I foresee serious water damage in the future.

OOC: This is beyond impossible. There's a reason why New England buildings don't have flat roofs--they cannot hold up the water from a heavy snowstorm for a week, and yet your tower can hold up a pool full of gallons of water forever? Not that its any of my business, but I foresee serious water damage in the future.

<<OOC: Not to mention that there would be serious damage should a massive earthquake occur.>>

<<OOC: Not to mention that there would be serious damage should a massive earthquake occur.>>

OOC: Yeah, but that can generally be covered by building the tower a certain way (i.e., not on a fault line...). Generally anything that is the "biggest" or "strongest" in NS lasts for about a week before being replaced--but I digress--my point is about the feasibility of the design.

************THE DAY OF THE GRAND-OPENING***********

Country representives and tourist were all flying in from all corners of the world, to be part of the grand-opening of the BN Towers, the tallest building in the world. When they landed Bohovian representives greeted all the nation representives, and each one was sent in a private limo to take them to the BN Towers. The road leading to the BN Towers were packed with thousands of cars, limo's, police cars, SWAT teams, bomb squad trucks, ambulance's and hundreds of more security officers very heavily armed.

Before the ribbon cutting ceramony, a fleet of 21 F-22 Bohovian fighter jets flew over the building, to mark the historic moment.

The ribbon was then cut, and they crowd roared and cheered, as ballons and konfeti slowely fell towards the crowd. The represntives and tourists that booked a room were allowed to enter the BN Towers, after undergoing a very heavy security check. There was Bohovian pastrys and tradtional Bohovian foods, all around the luxiorous diamond studded lobby. The 6-star restaurents inside were also getting ready to serve tourists and represntives of other nations. Bohovia's finest wines were also served.

OOC: This is beyond impossible. There's a reason why New England buildings don't have flat roofs--they cannot hold up the water from a heavy snowstorm for a week, and yet your tower can hold up a pool full of gallons of water forever? Not that its any of my business, but I foresee serious water damage in the future.

]THe Building
]
]------]
] THE POOL AREA
-------]
]
] THE SUPPORT
]
]
--------- The gorund

Does this better explain it?

<<OOC: Not to mention that there would be serious damage should a massive earthquake occur.>>

We built the tower on bedrock, if a large earthquake where to occur (which is un-likely) it would not effect the building enough to make its collasp

OOC: Yes, and my point remains. You're trying to hold up 50,000 gallons of water or more with a one story support.

************THE DAY OF THE GRAND-OPENING***********

Country representives and tourist were all flying in from all corners of the world, to be part of the grand-opening of the BN Towers, the tallest building in the world. When they landed Bohovian representives greeted all the nation representives, and each one was sent in a private limo to take them to the BN Towers. The road leading to the BN Towers were packed with thousands of cars, limo's, police cars, SWAT teams, bomb squad trucks, ambulance's and hundreds of more security officers very heavily armed.

Before the ribbon cutting ceramony, a fleet of 21 F-22 Bohovian fighter jets flew over the building, to mark the historic moment.

The ribbon was then cut, and they crowd roared and cheered, as ballons and konfeti slowely fell towards the crowd. The represntives and tourists that booked a room were allowed to enter the BN Towers, after undergoing a very heavy security check. There was Bohovian pastrys and tradtional Bohovian foods, all around the luxiorous diamond studded lobby. The 6-star restaurents inside were also getting ready to serve tourists and represntives of other nations. Bohovia's finest wines were also served.

<<OOC: Must....restrain......Grammar/Spelling.....Nazi......side......>>

OOC: Yes, and my point remains. You're trying to hold up 50,000 gallons of water or more with a one story support.

You still dont get it, the support leads from the pool, with is 100 STORIES HIGH, down to the ground, this is a 100 STORY 7M THICK SUPPORT

<<OOC: Must....restrain......Grammar/Spelling.....Nazi......side......>>

OOC: Give me a break, I have a very bad keyboard, with small keys, when I press them, sometimes it doesent work.

You still dont get it, the support leads from the pool, with is 100 STORIES HIGH, down to the ground, this is a 100 STORY 7M THICK SUPPORT

OOC: Look, I don't mean to be argumentative, but this still isn't possible. It's like me lifting my arm vertically and holding up my house in my hand.

EDIT: I agree on the grammar thing, there's been much worse here, and at least Bohovia can write.

TO: The Dominion of Bohovia and the BN Towers
FROM: Migmac Kong, Executive President of the Democratic Republic of Asiom


Please let it be known that I, Migmac Kong, will attend the grand opening
of the BN Towers. My entourage will be listed as followed:

-Migmac Kong, Executive President of Asiom

Kanaac Kong -First Lady
Jurmac Kong -First Son
Denamac Kong -First Daughter


-Femac Jatunda, Executive Secretary of the Republic of Asiom

Smatramac Bhis -Advisor

-Trimac Ghis, Executive Diplomat of Foreign Affairs

Fretamac Var -Advisor

And a group of 30 Asiomite Peacekeepers will accompany
our group to the BN Towers.

The plane that we will be transported in will land at an airport in Bohovia
and be escorted to the BN Towers.

We hope to see you there and have a good time at the BN Towers.

As "Michael Smith" watched the grand opening of the BN Towers on TV, he wondered how many Towers employees had been exposed to the toxins on the bills. Hopefully the staff wouldn't discover that the bills were counterfeit, and the count would be high, which would cause chaos and anarchy during the Grand Opening. It would be even better if some of the tainted money made it to the floor, possibly infecting the guests.

----Gun Manufacturers-----

We have recieved the money, as will bring it to the local bank, to have it checked for counterfiet, as well the bomb squad will be coming in to examine its contents witch is why we do not count it in the BN Tower.


***Classified****

6 accountents, followed by 12 bomb-squad workers and 15 security officer un-loaded the crate, and were getting ready to open it. As they opened it one of the accountents, immediatly felt dizzy, from a very strong and chemical odour. As 4 of the accountents fell to to ground, the bomb-squad rushed in with masks, and bomb de-activating tools.

"Hmm...what the hell is this" a bomb-squad officer said

"I dont, know it doesent look like a bomb" his fellow officer replyed

The bomb-squad, immediatly examined the bills, to find the auroma was coming from the money. They put it through an electronic money counter. The money counted 4000$ 5000$ 6000$. As the money was being counted, a worker notcied, a few dozens bills did not get counted by the machine. He moved picked up the about 12 bills, and put them though individually, the machine still did not count them.

"What the f@%$ is this?" said the worker, i think the machine broke"

"No you idiot, the machine isnt broken..see" the worker puts in a 100 dollar bill from his own pocket, as the machine, displayed 100$

"Call the counterfeit examiners, we will get to the bottom of this"

TO: The Dominion of Bohovia and the BN Towers
FROM: Migmac Kong, Executive President of the Democratic Republic of Asiom


Please let it be known that I, Migmac Kong, will attend the grand opening
of the BN Towers. My entourage will be listed as followed:

-Migmac Kong, Executive President of Asiom

Kanaac Kong -First Lady
Jurmac Kong -First Son
Denamac Kong -First Daughter



-Femac Jatunda, Executive Secretary of the Republic of Asiom

Smatramac Bhis -Advisor

-Trimac Ghis, Executive Diplomat of Foreign Affairs

Fretamac Var -Advisor

And a group of 30 Asiomite Peacekeepers will accompany
our group to the BN Towers.

The plane that we will be transported in will land at an airport in Bohovia
and be escorted to the BN Towers.

We hope to see you there and have a good time at the BN Towers.

OOC: The celebration is already in progress, but we will pretend that you arrived, and are now inside the towers. Celebrating, dring are finest wines, eating at are 6 star restaurents.

----Gun Manufacturers-----

We have recieved the money, as will bring it to the local bank, to have it checked for counterfiet, as well the bomb squad will be coming in to examine its contents witch is why we do not count it in the BN Tower.


***Classified****

6 accountents, followed by 12 bomb-squad workers and 15 security officer un-loaded the crate, and were getting ready to open it. As they opened it one of the accountents, immediatly felt dizzy, from a very strong and chemical odour. As 4 of the accountents fell to to ground, the bomb-squad rushed in with masks, and bomb de-activating tools.

"Hmm...what the hell is this" a bomb-squad officer said

"I dont, know it doesent look like a bomb" his fellow officer replyed

The bomb-squad, immediatly examined the bills, to find the auroma was coming from the money. They put it through an electronic money counter. The money counted 4000$ 5000$ 6000$. As the money was being counted, a worker notcied, a few dozens bills did not get counted by the machine. He moved picked up the about 12 bills, and put htem though individually, the machine still did not count them.

"What the f@%$ is this?" said the worker, i think the machine broke"

"No you idiot, the machine isnt broken..see" the worker puts in a 100 dollar bill from his own pocket, as the machine, displayed 100$

"Call the counterfeit examiners, we will get to the bottom of this"

OOC: It doesn't have a strong chemical odor. However, soon after a person is exposed to DMSO, they get a oyster- or garlic-like taste in their mouth. It also eats through Nitrile gloves, and will transmit through plastic, latex, or nitrile gloves.

OOC: It doesn't have a strong chemical odor. However, soon after a person is exposed to DMSO, they get a oyster- or garlic-like taste in their mouth.

OOC: Eww:) better hope your not going out on a date :D

IC: The accountants were transfered to the ER.

--Classified--
The countereit officers arrived at the bank, and microscopes were examing a bill, and slowely cliped out strands of the bill, they then compared the strand of to a real bill, they discovered a very faint, and hard to detect difference in colour.

"The money is counterfeit!" yelled the bomb-squad

Contact, the police officers at the BN Towers, tell them to find and arrest the representive of Smith Industrys from Gun Manufacturers. Bring him to the Lepage Detention Center, we will have a talk with him.

OOC: Eww:) better hope your not going out on a date :D

IC: The accountants were transfered to the ER.

--Classified--
The countereit officers arrived at the bank, and microscopes were examing a bill, and slowely cliped out strands of the bill, they then compared the strand of to a real bill, they discovered a very faint, and hard to detect difference in colour.

"The money is counterfeit!" yelled the bomb-squad

Contact, the police officers at the BN Towers, tell them to find and arrest the representive of Smith Industrys from Gun Manufacturers. Bring him to the Lepage Detention Center, we will have a talk with him.

The courier was waiting in the security office of the BN Towers, hoping that the money could be verified quickly, so he could get back to the ASoGM. He had a hot date tonight, and didn't want to miss it due to the courier job. He was clueless to the impending arrest by the Bohovians.

OOC: "Michael Smith" never traveled to Bohovia.

TO: The Dominion of Bohovia and the BN Towers
FROM: Chris James, Astholm Prime Minister

Our nation wishes to establish trade with your nation, and we would like to establish trade in wine, olive oil and automobiles to your nation.

We would also like to ask if a deal could be made regarding these.

The courier was waiting in the security office of the BN Towers, hoping that the money could be verified quickly, so he could get back to the ASoGM. He had a hot date tonight, and didn't want to miss it due to the courier job. He was clueless to the impending arrest by the Bohovians.

OOC: "Michael Smith" never traveled to Bohovia.

OOC: Then who is in Bohovia, waiting in the security office, and waiting to go on a date?

TO: The Dominion of Bohovia and the BN Towers
FROM: Chris James, Astholm Prime Minister

Our nation wishes to establish trade with your nation, and we would like to establish trade in wine, olive oil and automobiles to your nation.

We would also like to ask if a deal could be made regarding these.

-reply-

We could very will workd out a deal. Bohovia would be happy to have a trading partner such as Astholm.

OOC: Then who is in Bohovia, waiting in the security office, and waiting to go on a date?

OOC: The courier sent with the money, a patsy who has no idea what's going on.

OOC: The courier sent with the money, a patsy who has no idea what's going on.

A team of about 50 SWAT and 100 Police offers armed with riffles, Ak-47's and pepper spray, slowely approached the patsy. As soon as they reach the door, the ripped it open, threw him to the floor and put 30 riffles and AK-47's to his head. The officer yelled

"Who sent you here!, why were you trying to cheat Bohovia!"

A team of about 50 SWAT and 100 Police offers armed with riffles, Ak-47's and pepper spray, slowely approached the pasty. As soon as they reach the door, the ripped it open, threw him to the floor and put 30 riffles and AK-47's to his head. The officer yelled

"Who sent you here!, why were you trying to cheat Bohovia!"

OOC: Overkill much? Also "pasty" =/= "patsy" but "rifle" = "AK-47" (colloquially speaking).

OOC: Overkill much? Also "pasty" =/= "patsy" but "rifle" = "AK-47" (colloquially speaking).

I started saying rifle, then I decided to be more specific so I said AK-47, and I thought i put patsy, dont mind the spelling my keyboard is very old, and some buttons will not push correctly

A team of about 50 SWAT and 100 Police offers armed with riffles, Ak-47's and pepper spray, slowely approached the pasty. As soon as they reach the door, the ripped it open, threw him to the floor and put 30 riffles and AK-47's to his head. The officer yelled

"Who sent you here!, why were you trying to cheat Bohovia!"

"I swear, I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Jeff Johnson, I work at Secure Delivery Services, and was hired to courier the money here. If you call my boss, he can verify my story. The number is 1-888-555-2925, and my boss's name is Robert".

OOC: I'm just going to make a guess here, is the 3 penthouses on the top of each spire?

Lady Terese of Nelluc, stepped from her limo onto the steps of the BN Tower, her pretty face darkened by a scowl. Not only had the limo been late but it was filthy and the driver rude.The opening ceremony had been missed, and she had. yet to face the annoying security check. Once done with that she swept past the concierge, directly to the elevator that she ordered th take her to the suite of King Migmac

Suddenly as if realizing her error Terese repeated the command " Migmac Kong's Suite please" As the door closed the concierge turned away as if dazzled by the smile she had sent his way.

"I swear, I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Jeff Johnson, I work at Secure Delivery Services, and was hired to courier the money here. If you call my boss, he can verify my story. The number is 1-888-555-2925, and my boss's name is Robert".

One officer takes out his cellphone and dials the number.

"This is Officer Johnson from the Bohovian Police Force, I wish to speak to Robert"

"Hello Robert, I am here with you employee, he has been caught carrying counterfeit money. He says he had no idea the money was fake, I would like to know who sent you the money in the first place."

Lady Terese of Nelluc, stepped from her limo onto the steps of the BN Tower, her pretty face darkened by a scowl. Not only had the limo been late but it was filthy and the driver rude.The opening ceremony had been missed, and she had. yet to face the annoying security check. Once done with that she swept past the concierge, directly to the elevator that she ordered th take her to the suite of King Migmac


OOC: You were not late :D look at my post, I said each limo took one representive each, and the all got to the BN Towers to cut the ribbon. Our drivers are very friendly, and the have good manners. Security check is mandatory, in a large event such as this even though its annoying it must be done. As for the mess, thats I agree because of all of the konfeti.

IC: A luggage handler, gladly took Lady Terese's bag's and transfers them up to her suite. He also puts a plate of 5 pieces of 1000$ chocolates each, as a complimentry gift. The butler also awaited to open the door for Lady Terese.

OOC: I'm just going to make a guess here, is the 3 penthouses on the top of each spire?

That is correct

Madame Terese is booked for a Junior Suite, as well as to attend the grand-opening.

Lady Theresa smiled sweetly at the butler," there must be a mistake, I understood that a butler was not included in the amenities of junior suites. In any case I do not require your services, You are dismissed. " With that she pushed the confused staff out the door and locked it.

As Dr'klow wiped the sleep from his eyes he walked towards the table within his office/bedroom upon which sat a giant mug of coffee, and the days newspaper. As he flipped through it sipping the coffee, he got to the international page, upon which were printed in giant letters "BOHOVIA BUILDS GIANT BUILDING". Smirking, he began to read through the story. Apparently, they were putting large amounts of money into building a giant building that would be rented to the rich from all nations. When he noticed the height, he called for one of the many aides working round the clock.
"Get me the speacialty building administrater." Some un-intelligable gurgles came from the speaker, telling him that the administrator would still be asleep. However he quickyl cut the aide off. "I don't care if you have to dump water on him, I have an idea I need to check on now." And with that he turned off the speaker.

30 minutes later

"Sorry for waking you, but I need to check on something." Dr'klow said this as a heavy set man with arms the size of trunks walked in. He was dressed in a very plain suite, with a top hat.
"No problem. What's your problem?" He asked in a very deep and gruff voice, as he sat down in a plus seat.
"I have just read that..." He checks the paper "Bohovia has built what they consider the tallest building. I have heard from my colleauges that while this may not be the tallest building in existence, it is the tallest commercial building. Now, we can't let a nation that's smaller, and simply, lesser than us outdue us, now can we?" Without waiting for an answer, he continued. "No, of course we can't. For that reason, I would like you to find a suitable location and so on for the new tallest commercial building. It will be 2,250 meters tall. It will include an observatory platform, an amusement park, 2 swimming pools, multiple restaurants and bars, an arcade, a shooting range, gyms, multiple elite suites, solid gold bathrooms, and it must, must, MUST! have my favourite, a frozen yogurt bar. Can you do all of this? I don't care about the price, however."
The administrator slowly nodded his head, without batting an eye. He was getting used to Dr'klows crazy ideas. This one he had thought out, quite a bit. Perhaps he was going to go through with it?
"Alright then, I'll leave you to it."

OOC: I couldn't resist :rolleyes: Ok, it will be alot taller. Oh, and my leader is a lil crazy like this :D

One officer takes out his cellphone and dials the number.

"This is Officer Johnson from the Bohovian Police Force, I wish to speak to Robert"

"Hello Robert, I am here with you employee, he has been caught carrying counterfeit money. He says he had no idea the money was fake, I would like to know who sent you the money in the first place."

"Let me look up the information", Robert said. He flipped through his files, found the appropriate one, and got back on the phone. He said, "The name I have is Michael Smith. No contact information other than a phone number, and he paid in cash. The phone number is 875-555-9975. What will happen to my courier?".

As Dr'klow wiped the sleep from his eyes he walked towards the table within his office/bedroom upon which sat a giant mug of coffee, and the days newspaper. As he flipped through it sipping the coffee, he got to the international page, upon which were printed in giant letters "BOHOVIA BUILDS GIANT BUILDING". Smirking, he began to read through the story. Apparently, they were putting large amounts of money into building a giant building that would be rented to the rich from all nations. When he noticed the height, he called for one of the many aides working round the clock.
"Get me the speacialty building administrater." Some un-intelligable gurgles came from the speaker, telling him that the administrator would still be asleep. However he quickyl cut the aide off. "I don't care if you have to dump water on him, I have an idea I need to check on now." And with that he turned off the speaker.

30 minutes later

"Sorry for waking you, but I need to check on something." Dr'klow said this as a heavy set man with arms the size of trunks walked in. He was dressed in a very plain suite, with a top hat.
"No problem. What's your problem?" He asked in a very deep and gruff voice, as he sat down in a plus seat.
"I have just read that..." He checks the paper "Bohovia has built what they consider the tallest building. I have heard from my colleauges that while this may not be the tallest building in existence, it is the tallest commercial building. Now, we can't let a nation that's smaller, and simply, lesser than us outdue us, now can we?" Without waiting for an answer, he continued. "No, of course we can't. For that reason, I would like you to find a suitable location and so on for the new tallest commercial building. It will be 2,250 meters tall. It will include an observatory platform, an amusement park, 2 swimming pools, multiple restaurants and bars, an arcade, a shooting range, gyms, multiple elite suites, solid gold bathrooms, and it must, must, MUST! have my favourite, a frozen yogurt bar. Can you do all of this? I don't care about the price, however."
The administrator slowly nodded his head, without batting an eye. He was getting used to Dr'klows crazy ideas. This one he had thought out, quite a bit. Perhaps he was going to go through with it?
"Alright then, I'll leave you to it."

OOC: I couldn't resist :rolleyes: Ok, it will be alot taller. Oh, and my leader is a lil crazy like this :D

LOL I will have to make more radio-towers soon soon :D

"Let me look up the information", Robert said. He flipped through his files, found the appropriate one, and got back on the phone. He said, "The name I have is Michael Smith. No contact information other than a phone number, and he paid in cash. The phone number is 875-555-9975. What will happen to my courier?".

"Ok we will call him, please stay beside the phone I might call you back. We will have to keep the courier here in Bohovia, untill the investigation ends."

*Calls Michael Smith*

"Hello, this is the Bohovian Police Force, I need to speak to a Michaele Smith"

LOL I will have to make more radio-towers soon soon :D

OOC:So I gotta make this thing taller? Damn...Ok, I'll get right on it! Get ready for a building war!

OOC:So I gotta make this thing taller? Damn...Ok, I'll get right on it! Get ready for a building war!

Im ready :D My building is also built in peices so i can add on easily, almost like a lego.

IC: A luggage handler, gladly took Lady Terese's bag's and transfers them up to her suite. He also puts a plate of 5 pieces of 1000$ chocolates each, as a complimentry gift. The butler also awaited to open the door for Lady Terese.

$1000 dollar chocolates. What is it the gold wrappered chocolate from willy wonka? Does it have Cocaine? You do realize that when she need to take a dump she will be taking a $5000 shit. I hope you do realize it.

Building war......Of course this means war!!!!!!!!!

OOC:Oh #$@% :soap:.... alright then, I will make mine OUT OF lego, not like lego :D Lego with cement. Gimme a day or so, and it'll be finished. :D Oh, and mine will have a replica of Hong Kongs solid gold toilet, and it will be solid gold. Along with solid gold everyting I can afford, including the kitchen sink.

Ralkovia, I think they collect the crap, then sell it.

"Ok we will call him, please stay beside the phone I might call you back. We will have to keep the courier here in Bohovia, untill the investigation ends."

*Calls Michael Smith*

"Hello, this is the Bohovian Police Force, I need to speak to a Michaele Smith"

The person on the other end of the phone said, "I'm having a hard time hearing you over the traffic behind me. This is a payphone, out on a public street. I don't know who that is". Just then, a tractor trailer truck went by, and was loud enough that it could be heard over the phone.

$1000 dollar chocolates. What is it the gold wrappered chocolate from willy wonka? Does it have Cocaine? You do realize that when she need to take a dump she will be taking a $5000 shit. I hope you do realize it.

OOC: LOL Ralk! I was laughing for so long

IC: No, there no cocaine. The chocolate is a dark chocolate truffle with a French black truffle inside. It's made of 70% Valrhona cacao, which is blended into a creamy ganache with truffle oil. The truffle is then hand-rolled with a dark truffle on the inside and dusted with cocoa powder and flakes of edible gold.

OOC: It would be worth $5000 then. Talk about expensive shit. By the way you do realize that there is less than 2 olympic size swimming pool of gold that have been dug out of the Earth since the history of man kind. (National Geographic) So where are you getting all that gold? Of course this is NS but seriously it costs millions of dollars to mine a pound of gold.

Official Response of the Fascist Federation of the Grand World Order

We would like to point out a fallacy in the description of the building; the BN Tower is not the largest building the world has seen. Our Spire, which is the hub of research and government in our country, stands at approximately 9,000 feet and is approximately 5 miles by 5 miles (As to make the Spire stand against the wind at such a size). However, the BN Towers do look astonishingly luxurious, and the Grand Commander has noted that should he ever visit Bohovia, the BN Towers will be his choice of residence for the time being.

((OOC: I am NOT going to engage in a debate about the height of the Spire.))

OOC: It would be worth $5000 then. Talk about expensive shit. By the way you do realize that there is less than 2 olympic size swimming pool of gold that have been dug out of the Earth since the history of man kind. (National Geographic) So where are you getting all that gold? Of course this is NS but seriously it costs millions of dollars to mine a pound of gold.

<<OOC: Magic? With Magic you don't have to explain shit.>>

A hush ran through the most expensive dinning room of the BP Towers. Even the rich and famous guests paused to look at the stunning 6 foot glamourous redhead in the doorway. Lady Terese scanned the room, sighed then stepped to the bar. " Bohovian Fermented milk please ." she purred to the bartender. " Strong drink, with an aqquired taste for a lady ." he commented with a grin. Since he was friendly she threw caution to the wind " Has Migmac Kong been into the restaurant today?" she asked

OOC: It would be worth $5000 then. Talk about expensive shit. By the way you do realize that there is less than 2 olympic size swimming pool of gold that have been dug out of the Earth since the history of man kind. (National Geographic) So where are you getting all that gold? Of course this is NS but seriously it costs millions of dollars to mine a pound of gold.

We have mine's in Bohovia, we get gold at a discounted rate, and we pay about 52 billion dollars out of the 72 billion, just for the gold

OOC: LOL Ralk! I was laughing for so long

IC: No, there no cocaine. The chocolate is a dark chocolate truffle with a French black truffle inside. It's made of 70% Valrhona cacao, which is blended into a creamy ganache with truffle oil. The truffle is then hand-rolled with a dark truffle on the inside and dusted with cocoa powder and flakes of edible gold.

(I bet the gold makes it taste horrible)

To: The Bohovian Sanitary Office in the BN tower
From: A collector of shit
I am interested in acquiring the remnants of Lady Tereses next few bowel movements. I will pay handsomely for her shit.

In other news a DaWoadian man living in Ralkovia was put in an insane asylum after trying to buy the poop of the empress. He tried to bribe police with several pieces of shit. His shit collection has been brought to the house of lies as the biggest shit collection in the world.

(I bet the gold makes it taste horrible)

To: The Bohovian Sanitary Office in the BN tower
From: A collector of shit
I am interested in acquiring the remnants of Lady Tereses next few bowel movements. I will pay handsomely for her shit.

In other news a DaWoadian man living in Ralkovia was put in an insane asylum after trying to buy the poop of the empress. He tried to bribe police with several pieces of shit. His shit collection has been brought to the house of lies as the biggest shit collection in the world.

<<OOC: I lol'd hard>>

A hush ran through the most expensive dinning room of the BP Towers. Even the rich and famous guests paused to look at the stunning 6 foot glamourous redhead in the doorway. Lady Terese scanned the room, sighed then stepped to the bar. " Bohovian Fermented milk please ." she purred to the bartender. " Strong drink, with an aqquired taste for a lady ." he commented with a grin. Since he was friendly she threw caution to the wind " Has Migmac Kong been into the restaurant today?" she asked

"Im sorry I do not belive he has been in this restaurent yet" he replyed with a
regretfull face.

((OOC: post recognition pl0x))

(I bet the gold makes it taste horrible)

To: The Bohovian Sanitary Office in the BN tower
From: A collector of shit
I am interested in acquiring the remnants of Lady Tereses next few bowel movements. I will pay handsomely for her shit.

In other news a DaWoadian man living in Ralkovia was put in an insane asylum after trying to buy the poop of the empress. He tried to bribe police with several pieces of shit. His shit collection has been brought to the house of lies as the biggest shit collection in the world.

(Gold doesent really give it a taste, its more for the look.

OOC: LMAO RALK! If you want her shit, your welcome to check in septic tank, the solid gold septic tank, just kidding. But if you want her shit thats the place to look.

ooc: I wonder how you guys will handle a visit from Björn B.B. Björnsen(guess his middle initials) As the richest man in ralkovia[net worth of 14 trillion and growing] extremely eccentric I think I should bring him in. He also overpays everyone for everything. Once he tipped a waiter a million dollars for a 30 dollar meal. I love him more than anything in the world. He makes NS so goofy.

ooc: I wonder how you guys will handle a visit from Björn B.B. Björnsen(guess his middle initials) As the richest man in ralkovia[net worth of 14 trillion and growing] extremely eccentric I think I should bring him in.

ooc: He's welcome to come, will he be searching for gold flaked shit in the septic tank, to increase his networth? Or stay in are Suite?

OOC: He will be staying in the pent house, the highest point. He would also like to buy the room for $10 million dollars a month.

OOC: LMFAO XD I hurt myself laughing Ralkovia :D I salute you, sah, for this great comedic jest. :salute: Perhaps my top ambassador, Crotchy McCrotchington should be sent? This I will think abo...I'm done thinking, I'll send him. And this thread appears to be getting alot of attention. Also, what are you doing stealing the name of the great CN Tower lmfao. Us Canadians will come after you with hockey sticks, and touques filled with old beer bottles.

OOC:

To: The front desk of the BN Tower in Ralkovia
From: Crotchy McCrotchington
Reason: Renting a room

Good day, my name is Crotchy McCrotchington of Daiwiz. I would like to rent a room for two for seven days. I also would like a travel brochure for the areas of Bohovia that would be of interest for a married couple. I will pay in solid gold nuts, sorry, nuggets. I am not used to English.

OOCMK2: Was tempted to have him pay in solid gold crap.

OOC: He will be staying in the pent house, the highest point. He would also like to buy the room for $10 million dollars a month.

ooc: All the penthouse's are booked due to the grand-opening. One will be open in 2 days though. He would be able buy that room for a maximum of 1 year, then he would have to give a new offer or give up ownership of the room.

OOC: LMFAO XD I hurt myself laughing Ralkovia :D I salute you, sah, for this great comedic jest. :salute: Perhaps my top ambassador, Crotchy McCrotchington should be sent? This I will think abo...I'm done thinking, I'll send him. And this thread appears to be getting alot of attention. Also, what are you doing stealing the name of the great CN Tower lmfao. Us Canadians will come after you with hockey sticks, and touques filled with old beer bottles.

OOC:

To: The front desk of the BN Tower in Ralkovia
From: Crotchy McCrotchington
Reason: Renting a room

Good day, my name is Crotchy McCrotchington of Daiwiz. I would like to rent a room for two for seven days. I also would like a travel brochure for the areas of Bohovia that would be of interest for a married couple. I will pay in solid gold nuts, sorry, nuggets. I am not used to English.

OOCMK2: Was tempted to have him pay in solid gold crap.


OOC: LOL DUDE I AM CANADIAN I LIVE IN OTTAWA :D THAT IS WHERE I GOT THE NAME.

To: Crotchy McCrotchington (Interesting name)
From: Masteir Basion
Suject: RE: Renting a Room

We only accept cash. May I ask what type of room you are seeking?

As all the parties are going on in the casinos, bars, & other places of enjoyment at the BN Tower, the Grand Duke of Belkaland heads towards his penthouse he reserved a month ago. As he headed there, he began to think about how he'll spend his time here 'Hmmmm.... What a wonderful place for a vacation. So clean & well-lit, not to mention stable, unlike Birkaine Tower in Postok, Birkaine. that building swaded way too much during a light breeze. Hmmmm... What shall I do after I change, pick up some chicks, or go gamble? Women or money, money or women? Gah... I can't decide! I guess I'll do like always and just go with the flow.' And with that, Razgriz picked up his pace and headed off to the penthouse.

Once he got there, Razgriz opened the door and the first thing that hit him was the smell. What he saw was so horrible that Razgriz slammed the door shut and took off to find the nearest helpdesk. After searching for 5 minutes, the Grand Duke found one and said to the lady manning the desk "Miss, can you please get the manager up here, I would like to lodge a major complaint to him on the state of the Penthouse I reserved.

OOC:Filled with solid gold crap?

IC:
I see. Alright then. I will pay in cash. What is the best room you currently have available within the next 2-3 days? It must be large enough for two, and have a good view. Preferrably on one of the uppermost levels. No price is too much.

As all the parties are going on in the casinos, bars, & other places of enjoyment at the BN Tower, the Grand Duke of Belkaland heads towards his penthouse he reserved a month ago. As he headed there, he began to think about how he'll spend his time here 'Hmmmm.... What a wonderful place for a vacation. So clean & well-lit, not to mention stable, unlike Birkaine Tower in Postok, Birkaine. that building swaded way too much during a light breeze. Hmmmm... What shall I do after I change, pick up some chicks, or go gamble? Women or money, money or women? Gah... I can't decide! I guess I'll do like always and just go with the flow.' And with that, Razgriz picked up his pace and headed off to the penthouse.

Once he got there, Razgriz opened the door and the first thing that hit him was the smell. What he saw was so horrible that Razgriz slammed the door shut and took off to find the nearest helpdesk. After searching for 5 minutes, the Grand Duke found one and said to the lady manning the desk "Miss, can you please get the manager up here, I would like to lodge a major complaint to him on the state of the Penthouse I reserved.

"Sir, what seems to be the problem?"

OOC:Filled with solid gold crap?

IC:
I see. Alright then. I will pay in cash. What is the best room you currently have available within the next 2-3 days? It must be large enough for two, and have a good view. Preferrably on one of the uppermost levels. No price is too much.

IC:
We have an Imperial Suite, witch it 20,000 BD$ per night. That adds up to 120,000$ for a week. Are you interested?

OOC: How many people died?

If it has a great view, then certainly. Expect us in two days, and please have a limo waiting at the airport as mine is simply too long to transport.

"Sir, what seems to be the problem?"

"I just went to go change in the Penthouse I rented and someone has hanged several gutted hogs from the ceiling fans. I don't know why but I want you to find out who did that! In Belkaland, the hanging of a gutted animal in the place of rest is a grave insult, and no one insults the Grand Duke of Belkaland and gets away with it."

OOC: How many people died?

2 have died, the other are in stable condtion

A crazed citizen of Daiwiz slowly snuck out from behind the Grand Duke of Belkalands couch and slipped out the door...

If it has a great view, then certainly. Expect us in two days, and please have a limo waiting at the airport as mine is simply too long to transport.

Very great few, it is right below the penthouse, 162nd floor, We will be expecting your arrival

"I just went to go change in the Penthouse I rented and someone has hanged several gutted hogs from the ceiling fans. I don't know why but I want you to find out who did that! In Belkaland, the hanging of a gutted animal in the place of rest is a grave insult, and no one insults the Grand Duke of Belkaland and gets away with it."

"Not to worry we have locked the elevator on the floor, are officers are on your floor searching for anyone out of their room, we will also take the pigs down and put a scent of morning mist."

Crotchy McCrotchington ((Never realized the name was so long :eek:)) stepped out of the plane with his wife in one arm, looking slightly green around the gills. Even though they traveled often, she still got airsick much of the time. Finally finding the limo, he strode toward it. As he was getting inside, he smacked his head on the roof knocking himself out.

A crazed citizen of Daiwiz slowly snuck out from behind the Grand Duke of Belkalands couch and slipped out the door...

The security officers (4) were walking through the floor, as they locked the stair doors. They saw a very crazed looking man running towards the elevator.

"Hey stop! Hands up! There no escaping!" yelled the officer as he pulled a small handgun out of his pocket.

"Not to worry we have locked the elevator on the floor, are officers are on your floor searching for anyone out of their room, we will also take them down, put a scent of morning mist."

"Thank you for your help in the matter. If you find the fool who is responsible, please inform me. My honor has been tarnished and there is only one way to cleanise it, the fool must be kicked in the family jewels in public if the fool is male, and if the fool is female, she must be stripped of her clothes and sent out in public. Now, I need a clean place to change. Would it be alright if I used an empty room to wash up & change clothes since the Penthouse is being cleaned?"

Crotchy McCrotchington ((Never realized the name was so long :eek:)) stepped out of the plane with his wife in one arm, looking slightly green around the gills. Even though they traveled often, she still got airsick much of the time. Finally finding the limo, he strode toward it. As he was getting inside, he smacked his head on the roof knocking himself out.

The limo driver quickly called airport doctors, and they were treating Crotchy McCrotchington.

2 have died, the other are in stable condtion

OOC: Those are the 2 nastiest natural toxins out there. More than 2 people should have died, especially considering the fact that there's 2 different toxins, one of which has no known antidote.

((OOC: Post recognition pl0x.))

"Thank you for your help in the matter. If you find the fool who is responsible, please inform me. My honor has been tarnished and there is only one way to cleanise it, the fool must be kicked in the family jewels in public if the fool is male, and if the fool is female, she must be stripped of her clothes and sent out in public. Now, I need a clean place to change. Would it be alright if I used an empty room to wash up & change clothes since the Penthouse is being cleaned?"

"Lets see...how about I give you a Junior Suite, to change in for free. Untill your suite is cleaned?

OOC: Those are the 2 nastiest natural toxins out there. More than 2 people should have died, especially considering the fact that there's 2 different toxins, one of which has no known antidote.

But there were only 4 people that were exposed to the toxin's.

The crazed man continued to run, all the while sucking his thumb, and doing his form of prayer to the Thumb God. It was a strange cult that had grown up from a group of drinkers and druggies who beleived they were all created from a thumb, and their God is a giant thumb. They hate anyone who does not follow their beleifs, and regularly do things similar to what happened at the BN Towers.
He ran towards the elevator. 10 feet....five feet....

At the airport

As Crotchy began to come to, he slowly sat up. He was being wheeled away by a group of doctors in lab coats. He began to blink sleepily, and look about, trying to speak but the words were coming out as unintelligable murmurs.

((OOC: Post recognition pl0x.))

OOC: Go stroke your ego with your impractically huge tower somewhere else.

<<OOC: If their brains are good make Robocop 2's!>>

"WHAT! What do you mean they do not accept Björn B.B. Björnsens golden Björn bucks. Fine then. Björn B.B. Björnsen will buy them out and then burn there store with fire ants. What do you mean fire ants can't really spit fire? Björn B.B. Björnsen is no fool, get Björn B.B. Björnsen's personal geneticists to make fire ants spit fire then buy them out and burn them with fire ants Björn B.B. Björnsen DEMANDS IT!" Björn B.B. Björnsen screamed out in anger. He was the richest man in ralkovia topping out over Gates Billy and Buffet Warrenson. He was also eccentric and often crazy. He also held several wig, hairband and cattle prod monopolies in several countries and was the main supplier of gigantic pencils and wacky ties to the world.

While he made billions everyday for his wigs, hairbands, cattle prods, gigantic pencils and wacky ties he made his trillions in the manufacturing of conventional weapons and NBC's(Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical). Björn B.B. Björnsen could have sold all his assets for 15 trillion dollars yet he made a billion dollars every month in personal profit alone.

One of Björn B.B. Björnsen personal Björnaides walked in. The man was dressed in polish clothes yet spoke with a german accent. "Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen the Bohovian's have not enough room in the BN tower-"

"Björn B.B. Björnsen DEMANDS TO KNOW what this BN tower is," interrupted as he got up and pulled his golden kilt, which was riding up on his thighs.

"I mean the Gigantic Super Fun Tower In Bohovia," the aide corrected himself before continuing. "They have not the room to accomodate Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen until 2 days from this point."

"WHAT!!!!!!!! Björn B.B. Björnsen demands an explanation why Björn B.B. Björnsen is not allowed to have a penthouse on the Gigantic Super Fun Tower. Björn B.B. Björnsen demands it."

The aide shrunk back a little terrified of the screaming lunatic that was his boss. The man tried his best to answer without impeding on his boss, Björn B.B. Björnsens, huge ego,"Someone else got the room before you."

Björn B.B. Björnsen's face went red,"WELL Björn B.B. Björnsen will show them. Hire that red drinking glass guy to knock that tower over and instead of screaming 'oh yeah' make him scream 'Björn B.B. Björnsen always gets his way and if he can't be on top no one can.'"

The aide seemed to shrivel like a worm,"Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen that is the Kool-aid man and he is not real."

Björn B.B. Björnsen shook his fist before throwing his solid gold framed chair with leather made from the last Nook-Nook Cow leather out the window of his 100 story office building. "TELL BJöRN B.B. BJöRNSEN'S SCIENTIST TO MAKE THE 'KOOL-AID MAN' ASAP. He shall crash there grand opening. MUHABJORNHAHAHAHAHABJORNHAHAHAAHAHA"

"Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen should I get Björn B.B. Björnsen Björn B.B. Björnsen's medicine and ask for another room until Björn B.B. Björnsen can get Björn B.B. Björnsen's top room?" A blonde haired woman said walking into Björn B.B. Björnsen's office carrying a bottle of warmed milk.

Björn B.B. Björnsen nodded as he took the bottle and went to the corner of the room and started to drink from it. He cuddled up in the corner and watched the blonde woman walk out. The aide also turned to leave when something hard hit him in the back toppling him over. Björn B.B. Björnsen called out to the man,"Tell Björn B.B. Björnsen's personal seambjörnstress that Björn B.B. Björnsen's golden kilt and panties do not fit and are to small. You may have Björn B.B. Björnsen's old kilt and panties Björn B.B. Björnsen does not wear the same gold more than twice it makes Björn B.B. Björnsen sick."

To: B.N. Tower
From: Björn B.B. Björnsen personal Björnessaide

While Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen is angry he will accept any floor above the 84th. He would also like to buy the top pent house for $5 billion a year.

"Lets see...how about I give you a Junior Suite, to change in for free. Untill your suite is cleaned?

"That would just fine, but just remember to contact me when you find that fool who insulted me. He has insulted me and by extent, Belkaland herself, with his actions. Now, where's the Junior Suites? I must get ready, I want to have fun tonight!"

OOC: :eek:

*new post snip*

<<OOC: Oh my god Ral, that is epic! I damned near pissed myself with laughing so hard!>>

OOC: Might want to recheck your building again Bohovia. My Kazyenko Independence Tower (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=564174&highlight=Tallest+Building) is the tallest building in NS. More importantly though, it is the most plausibly sound and realistic building in NS. A building 6000 ft high would crumble under it's own weight, not to mention the great stress from mid-atmospheric tensions it would be under. As for 9000 ft, that's purely absurd. The elevators alone would send the building crumbling to the ground below.

If you have any questions, I can take them. I am, alongside my Political Science Major, taking Structural Engineering as a Minor to add some legitimacy to my resume.

OOC: Falkasia needs to meet Björn B.B. Björnsen. His motto is "nothing is impossible if you put enough money in it." Well actually his motto is

Björn B.B. Björnsen will make you offer you can't refuse do to the ludicrous amount of money but won't actually understand what your supposed to do and will get fired but receive a free wigs as pension.

OOC: I will have to save that post somewhere xD

IC:
To: Björn B.B. Björnsen
From: Kool-Aid Daiwiz

While most people beleive that the Kool-Aid man is not real, he is a real jug of drink. How else would we be able to make such good drink other than to have a genetically modifed lemonade jug create the drink for us? Admittedly, the Kool-Aid is his blood, but we give him big meals. Anyways, we are willing to rent him out to you for a time. He will have to wear a disguise. (http://magicplace.us/images/nose-moustache-glasses.jpg)

The crazed man continued to run, all the while sucking his thumb, and doing his form of prayer to the Thumb God. It was a strange cult that had grown up from a group of drinkers and druggies who beleived they were all created from a thumb, and their God is a giant thumb. They hate anyone who does not follow their beleifs, and regularly do things similar to what happened at the BN Towers.
He ran towards the elevator. 10 feet....five feet....

At the airport

As Crotchy began to come to, he slowly sat up. He was being wheeled away by a group of doctors in lab coats. He began to blink sleepily, and look about, trying to speak but the words were coming out as unintelligable murmurs.

The officer, took a stun-gun and shot it at the crazed man's leg.

OOC: Lol. Ralkovia remains the bestest facist humorist this side of Himmler!

So then Bohovia, I hate to burst your bubble, but your towers are about 2000 feet short of the record. Still however, you can claim the tallest hotel. Mine has a more practical matter, and is not only a gigantic landmark and icon, but also the de facto location of my acting government.

Holding his groin, the man hobbled toward the elevator. two feet....Now it was just a foot away....

OOC: Go stroke your ego with your impractically huge tower somewhere else.

((OOC: Go cry, emo kid.)) (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001819576783355739_rs.jpg)

"WHAT! What do you mean they do not accept Björn B.B. Björnsens golden Björn bucks. Fine then. Björn B.B. Björnsen will buy them out and then burn there store with fire ants. What do you mean fire ants can't really spit fire? Björn B.B. Björnsen is no fool, get Björn B.B. Björnsen's personal geneticists to make fire ants spit fire then buy them out and burn them with fire ants Björn B.B. Björnsen DEMANDS IT!" Björn B.B. Björnsen screamed out in anger. He was the richest man in ralkovia topping out over Gates Billy and Buffet Warrenson. He was also eccentric and often crazy. He also held several wig, hairband and cattle prod monopolies in several countries and was the main supplier of gigantic pencils and wacky ties to the world.

While he made billions everyday for his wigs, hairbands, cattle prods, gigantic pencils and wacky ties he made his trillions in the manufacturing of conventional weapons and NBC's(Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical). Björn B.B. Björnsen could have sold all his assets for 15 trillion dollars yet he made a billion dollars every month in personal profit alone.

One of Björn B.B. Björnsen personal Björnaides walked in. The man was dressed in polish clothes yet spoke with a german accent. "Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen the Bohovian's have not enough room in the BN tower-"

"Björn B.B. Björnsen DEMANDS TO KNOW what this BN tower is," interrupted as he got up and pulled his golden kilt, which was riding up on his thighs.

"I mean the Gigantic Super Fun Tower In Bohovia," the aide corrected himself before continuing. "They have not the room to accomodate Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen until 2 days from this point."

"WHAT!!!!!!!! Björn B.B. Björnsen demands an explanation why Björn B.B. Björnsen is not allowed to have a penthouse on the Gigantic Super Fun Tower. Björn B.B. Björnsen demands it."

The aide shrunk back a little terrified of the screaming lunatic that was his boss. The man tried his best to answer without impeding on his boss, Björn B.B. Björnsens, huge ego,"Someone else got the room before you."

Björn B.B. Björnsen's face went red,"WELL Björn B.B. Björnsen will show them. Hire that red drinking glass guy to knock that tower over and instead of screaming 'oh yeah' make him scream 'Björn B.B. Björnsen always gets his way and if he can't be on top no one can.'"

The aide seemed to shrivel like a worm,"Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen that is the Kool-aid man and he is not real."

Björn B.B. Björnsen shook his fist before throwing his solid gold framed chair with leather made from the last Nook-Nook Cow leather out the window of his 100 story office building. "TELL BJöRN B.B. BJöRNSEN'S SCIENTIST TO MAKE THE 'KOOL-AID MAN' ASAP. He shall crash there grand opening. MUHABJORNHAHAHAHAHABJORNHAHAHAAHAHA"

"Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen should I get Björn B.B. Björnsen Björn B.B. Björnsen's medicine and ask for another room until Björn B.B. Björnsen can get Björn B.B. Björnsen's top room?" A blonde haired woman said walking into Björn B.B. Björnsen's office carrying a bottle of warmed milk.

Björn B.B. Björnsen nodded as he took the bottle and went to the corner of the room and started to drink from it. He cuddled up in the corner and watched the blonde woman walk out. The aide also turned to leave when something hard hit him in the back toppling him over. Björn B.B. Björnsen called out to the man,"Tell Björn B.B. Björnsen's personal seambjörnstress that Björn B.B. Björnsen's golden kilt and panties do not fit and are to small. You may have Björn B.B. Björnsen's old kilt and panties Björn B.B. Björnsen does not wear the same gold more than twice it makes Björn B.B. Björnsen sick."

To: B.N. Tower
From: Björn B.B. Björnsen personal Björnessaide

While Mr. Björn B.B. Björnsen is angry he will accept any floor above the 84th. He would also like to buy the top pent house for $5 billion a year.


ooc: Does Björn B.B. Björnsen always speak in 3rd person?

IC: We have a Imperial Suite, on the 162nd floor, would that do?

But there were only 4 people that were exposed to the toxin's.

OOC: Really, everyone exposed (read as everyone who handled the bills, including the bomb squad members and the people that loaded the money into the counting machines) should have died, considering the toxins involved.

"That would just fine, but just remember to contact me when you find that fool who insulted me. He has insulted me and by extent, Belkaland herself, with his actions. Now, where's the Junior Suites? I must get ready, I want to have fun tonight!"

"We will call your room, when we are finsihed cleaning the penhouse, and when we catch the criminal"

((OOC: Go cry, emo kid.)) (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001819576783355739_rs.jpg)

OOC: Good comeback. I like how it's based on facts and is specific to this situation and isn't just a verbal potshot.

OOC: Might want to recheck your building again Bohovia. My Kazyenko Independence Tower (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=564174&highlight=Tallest+Building) is the tallest building in NS. More importantly though, it is the most plausibly sound and realistic building in NS. A building 6000 ft high would crumble under it's own weight, not to mention the great stress from mid-atmospheric tensions it would be under. As for 9000 ft, that's purely absurd. The elevators alone would send the building crumbling to the ground below.

If you have any questions, I can take them. I am, alongside my Political Science Major, taking Structural Engineering as a Minor to add some legitimacy to my resume.

The BN Towers are the biggest COMMERCIAL MULTI-COMPLEX TOWER in the world. That should do it.

Also are building is made out of bricks, stone, plexi-glass, concrete, metal and even a bit of diamonds and gold.

OOC: 2 hours later
"This is an RNN special report, trillionaire Björn B.B. Björnsen plans on constructing the 'Phallic tower' it will be a direct replica of Björn B.B. Björnsen's...Björndick and will stand 2ft taller than the Falkasian Independence Tower. It shall have a large mole at its base and when it is touched the top will spurt out liquid.

The trillionaire when asked why he was constructing this abomination of architecture had this to say,'Björn B.B. Björnsen AM Björn B.B. Björnsen AND Björn B.B. Björnsens LIKES BIG THINGS. Björn B.B. Björnsens HAS BIG THING AS WELL......................................................Björn B.B. Björnsens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"

I love Björn B.B. Björnsens

ooc: Does Björn B.B. Björnsen always speak in 3rd person?

IC: We have a Imperial Suite, on the 162nd floor, would that do?

OOC: Yes

IC: That would be fine for now.

Björn B.B. Björnsen's go into his private jet and took off heading for Bohovia at mach 3.

Holding his groin, the man hobbled toward the elevator. two feet....Now it was just a foot away....

The guards easily out ran the man, and caught him. One guard put a collar around his neck, and put a leash on him.

"The elevators are locked kid, you act like a dog, you are going to be treated like one" The guard un-locked the elevator and was being arrested and charged.

OOC: Good comeback. I like how it's based on facts and is specific to this situation and isn't just a verbal potshot.

((OOC: And I like how you seemingly have nothing better to do than follow me almost everywhere I go and whine about things. And I'm sure my ego has something to do with the Spire. Ayup, I reckon it does.))

(Because large phallic objects usually mean that you can have large egos cuz you have to have a large phallic object in your pants. At least thats Björn B.B. Björnsens logic. In other news Björn B.B. Björnsens plans to extend his phallic tower to 9000 ft and 1 inch.

Also Björn B.B. Björnsen has recently acquired his own television network and has set up its first lineup
Everybody loves Björn
Wedding Björn
and
My own worst Björn.

OOC: Lol. Ralkovia remains the bestest facist humorist this side of Himmler!

So then Bohovia, I hate to burst your bubble, but your towers are about 2000 feet short of the record. Still however, you can claim the tallest hotel. Mine has a more practical matter, and is not only a gigantic landmark and icon, but also the de facto location of my acting government.

BN Towers are much more then a hotel, its also an arcade, swimming pool, casino, restaurent, observatory, mini-mall and much more. Ill call it the Tallest Multi-Complex in the World. :D

((OOC: And I like how you seemingly have nothing better to do than follow me almost everywhere I go and whine about things. And I'm sure my ego has something to do with the Spire. Ayup, I reckon it does.))

OOC: Right, I guess I'm just another one of those liberal crazies who has it out for the poor, fascist underdog.

And while your wildly impractical, if not impossible, (not to mention rapidly growing. Wasn't it one mile by one mile just a couple months ago?) building may not have anything to do with your ego, repeatedly demanding that we acknowledge your "superiority" does.

OOC: Really, everyone exposed (read as everyone who handled the bills, including the bomb squad members and the people that loaded the money into the counting machines) should have died, considering the toxins involved.

But remember, the bomb-squad went in the room, with masks

OOC: The KIT is also used for commerical purposes, and houses numerous offices, meeting rooms, conference areas, etc. for some of the world's leading organizations and companies. The SNOWPEC organization for instances, maintains a presence within the building; comprising of 3 levels with the first being offices, the second being hotel suites for leading officials, and the third being giantic meeting rooms capable of housing hundreds of people at a time. Not that you really needed to know all that though, lol.

However, with the materials you layed out above, I can already see a few problems sprouting up. With bricks, using them at levels above 100 becomes perilous, as the wind begins at that point to acelerate faster than it is on ground level. As bricks are held in place solely by mortar or some other medium, they are more likely to be blow out or effectively displaced by said wind. Further, a building larger than, say 15 stories, would see severe stress fractures develop in the masonry. This all depends on the quality of the brick and masonwork though, but even in the best of circumstances, it could only top 20 stories before becoming structurally unstable and therefore collapsing.

With stone, the same thing can be said. However, as stone (all depending on what type, mind you) weights a great deal more than brick, or metal for that matter, it makes for an ineffective building material for structures taller than a few stories. Any higher would result in unstable weight displacements due to the varying sizes of stones. In decorative work, however, stones are fine.

Plexi-glass is a good choice in a sense. It's light-weight, strong, and environmentally sound. However, just like the other materials, it is liable to break under the enormous weight.

Metals, such as steel, are likely your best bet when constructing such a building. They provide a rigid, yet flexible support for the superstructure, and are light enough not to severely hamper the weight of the building. Hench the reason why modern-day structures are almost all steel.

I guess I just went over the fundamentals of construction materials for you there, lol. Sorry about that. Might want to specify what and where these materials are used though, too prevent confusion.

OOC: Right, I guess I'm just another one of those liberal crazies who has it out for the poor, fascist underdog.

And while your wildly impractical, if not impossible, (not to mention rapidly growing. Wasn't it one mile by one mile just a couple months ago?) building may not have anything to do with your ego, repeatedly demanding that we acknowledge your "superiority" does.

OOC: Take this some where else!

OOC: And Ralkovia, you never cease to amaze me and make me laugh. Remind me when I become President of Failmerica to appoint you as my Minister of Defense, even though you live in the big I.

OOC: Right, I guess I'm just another one of those liberal crazies who has it out for the poor, fascist underdog.

And while your wildly impractical, if not impossible, (not to mention rapidly growing. Wasn't it one mile by one mile just a couple months ago?) building may not have anything to do with your ego, repeatedly demanding that we acknowledge your "superiority" does.

((OOC: You've followed me repeatedly, always throwing potshots at nearly anything I do.

I expanded the building because I realized one mile by one mile would mean the building would be as flimsy as a limp phallus at such a height.

And I'm not "demanding" anything, I'm asking for my post to get a response. It's generally considered common courtesy to respond to someone if they say something to you. I guess left-moderates need to learn manners, too. I figured, because virtually every Leftist I've met is rude as hell.))

But remember, the bomb-squad went in the room, with masks

OOC: Masks don't cover a person's hands. DMSO easily penetrates human skin, and carries whatever it's mixed with into the skin as well. Gloves are innefective, as DMSO penetrates gloves.

OOC: Masks don't cover a person's hands. DMSO easily penetrates human skin, and carries whatever it's mixed with into the skin as well. Gloves are innefective, as DMSO penetrates gloves.

<<OOC: What about full metal gauntlets?>>

OOC: The KIT is also used for commerical purposes, and houses numerous offices, meeting rooms, conference areas, etc. for some of the world's leading organizations and companies. The SNOWPEC organization for instances, maintains a presence within the building; comprising of 3 levels with the first being offices, the second being hotel suites for leading officials, and the third being giantic meeting rooms capable of housing hundreds of people at a time. Not that you really needed to know all that though, lol.

However, with the materials you layed out above, I can already see a few problems sprouting up. With bricks, using them at levels above 100 becomes perilous, as the wind begins at that point to acelerate faster than it is on ground level. As bricks are held in place solely by mortar or some other medium, they are more likely to be blow out or effectively displaced by said wind. Further, a building larger than, say 15 stories, would see severe stress fractures develop in the masonry. This all depends on the quality of the brick and masonwork though, but even in the best of circumstances, it could only top 20 stories before becoming structurally unstable and therefore collapsing.

With stone, the same thing can be said. However, as stone (all depending on what type, mind you) weights a great deal more than brick, or metal for that matter, it makes for an ineffective building material for structures taller than a few stories. Any higher would result in unstable weight displacements due to the varying sizes of stones. In decorative work, however, stones are fine.

Plexi-glass is a good choice in a sense. It's light-weight, strong, and environmentally sound. However, just like the other materials, it is liable to break under the enormous weight.

Metals, such as steel, are likely your best bet when constructing such a building. They provide a rigid, yet flexible support for the superstructure, and are light enough not to severely hamper the weight of the building. Hench the reason why modern-day structures are almost all steel.

I guess I just went over the fundamentals of construction materials for you there, lol. Sorry about that. Might want to specify what and where these materials are used though, too prevent confusion.

Dont forget, every Bohovian building built 2 years in the past, have almost like hydrolic pumps under the building. Whenever wind blows outside the building the hydrolics ever so slightly move with the wind, thus causing much less stress on the building it self.

Behind the bricks is the steel, there is then concrete, followed by another layer of steel, followed by stone and another layer of steel. :) Ill be more specific next time

<<OOC: What about full metal gauntlets?>>

OOC: Obviously, it won't penetrate something like that. But Bohovia didn't say they were wearing full metal gauntlets. He said they were wearing masks, which won't cover a person's hands.

OOC: Masks don't cover a person's hands. DMSO easily penetrates human skin, and carries whatever it's mixed with into the skin as well. Gloves are innefective, as DMSO penetrates gloves.

Damn, I should learn how to be more specific. A bomb-squad tradionly has a full mask and body suit, I though you knew already.

Since the man was being treated as dog, he unzipped his pants, pee'd on the mans shoe, then took a dump on the solid gold elevator floor.

OOC: Well, as our budgets can likely support such machinery, I'm not going to go into the horrendous costs of purchasing, installing, and maintaining said pieces of equipment. However, if even a single one breaks down and get's stuck in a position or simply doesn't move, the entire structural integrity of the building is put at risk. As for the brick masonry, even if backed by steel, it would still not be even the slightest bit plausible to extend more than 20 or so stories up. After all, have you ever seen a worker hanging over the side of a building almost a mile up with a trowel in one hand and a brick in the other laying masonry?

Since the man was being treated as dog, he unzipped his pants, pee'd on the mans shoe, then took a dump on the solid gold elevator floor.

Remember elevator was locked and you were arrested meaning handcuffed

OOC:He has ammaising dexterity with the lower areas. And sorry for turning this into severe comedy

OOC: Well, as our budgets can likely support such machinery, I'm not going to go into the horrendous costs of purchasing, installing, and maintaining said pieces of equipment. However, if even a single one breaks down and get's stuck in a position or simply doesn't move, the entire structural integrity of the building is put at risk. As for the brick masonry, even if backed by steel, it would still not be even the slightest bit plausible to extend more than 20 or so stories up. After all, have you ever seen a worker hanging over the side of a building almost a mile up with a trowel in one hand and a brick in the other laying masonry?

You make a good point, but inside there are hundreds of supports, not to mention the building is built in pieces (i said i think on page 8) so there is much less stress on all the materials.

OOC: But Daiwiz, that's what you do best? Too much Dr. Pepper tonight?

OOC: By now I'm not arguing or debating about the plausibility of the building, just the structural details of. Also, might I recommend rewording you "achievements," as this is by no means the Tallest Tower in the World?

Damn, I should learn how to be more specific. A bomb-squad tradionly has a full mask and body suit, I though you knew already.

OOC: None of the bomb suits I've seen have gloves, probably because gloves would restrict dexterity, which a bomb disposal technician needs to do their work.

"Ah.... That was refreshing, now to see the lovely ladies and the rich blackjack tables!" Spoked Razgriz as he left his temperary suite. He then turned right and walked down the hall to the elevator. Upon reaching the elevator, Razgriz saw 3 men, 2 of them trying to control the 3rd, who was acting like a dog. Razgriz walked over to them, but not too close, and asked "Sirs, is there a problem?"

OOC:He has ammaising dexterity with the lower areas. And sorry for turning this into severe comedy

OOC: Dont worry, I will end this

The officer tranqulizes the man, and drags him to a cage in the lobby.

`You have embarased BN Tower`s, we shall embarase you`

OOC: By now I'm not arguing or debating about the plausibility of the building, just the structural details of. Also, might I recommend rewording you "achievements," as this is by no means the Tallest Tower in the World?

LOL I already did :p

OOC: And you must state that mine is the tallest, and you shall forever be my slave and do my bidding whenever I demand it.

OOC: But Daiwiz, that's what you do best? Too much Dr. Pepper tonight?

OOC:You forgot coke. Also, don't you think you arent going far enough? He should also officialy make you his God, and the God of his nation :rolleyes:

And Bohovia: This man is officialy no longer recognized as a citizen of Daiwiz. I did nozing!

IC:

The man began to go down, sucking his thumb. He began to smile, and began to have unintelligable murmurs and grunts.

OOC: Coke as in Cocaine I assume.

OOC:SSSHHH! Don't let the cops hear you!

"Ah.... That was refreshing, now to see the lovely ladies and the rich blackjack tables!" Spoked Razgriz as he left his temperary suite. He then turned right and walked down the hall to the elevator. Upon reaching the elevator, Razgriz saw 3 men, 2 of them trying to control the 3rd, who was acting like a dog. Razgriz walked over to them, but not too close, and asked "Sirs, is there a problem?"

"Mr. Razgriz, this is the man that hung pigs on the ceiling" said a worker in the hotel

The crazed man continued to mumble unintelligably. He was doing weird things with his thumbs, occasionaly placing them in his pants.

The crazed man continued to mumble unintelligably. He was doing weird things with his thumbs, occasionaly placing them in his pants.

The officer looked at the man and wagged his finger "NO!! bad! You will not masterbate in the BN Towers"

The crazed man could not hear him, and so continued. Suddenly a high piched scream erupted from him, and he collapsed near-dead, murmuring not now mommy, just five more minutes, im tired...

The crazed man could not hear him, and so continued. Suddenly a high piched scream erupted from him, and he collapsed near-dead, murmuring not now mommy, just five more minutes, im tired...

"Ok you have learned you listen" said the guard


He then got transported to the Lepage detention center

Three hours later a noise was heard like when a paper airplane is flown beside your ear. The next day the crazed man was found dead.

"MY HONOR AND MY NATION'S HONOR HAS BEEN TARNISHED, AND NOW THE MAN RESPONSIBLE IS DEAD!?!?!?!" Roared the furious Belkalandian leader "HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I CLEANSE THE HONOR OF MYSELF & MY NATION?!?! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!!"

OOC:Might I suggest invading Bohovia?

Three hours later a noise was heard like when a paper airplane is flown beside your ear. The next day the crazed man was found dead.

The security was shocked, and buried the corpse in a vacant field.

"MY HONOR AND MY NATION'S HONOR HAS BEEN TARNISHED, AND NOW THE MAN RESPONSIBLE IS DEAD!?!?!?!" Roared the furious Belkalandian leader "HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I CLEANSE THE HONOR OF MYSELF & MY NATION?!?! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!!"

Would you like me to give you the body?

Jeff Johnson was sitting in custody, wondering what the hell was going on. They'd accused him of carrying counterfeit money into Bohovia, but it wasn't his. He hoped this would get straightened out, before the ASoGM State Department had to get involved. At this point, it was highly doubtful that he'd make his date, and hoped Rachael would forgive him missing it.

OOC: What about the body count?

Bohovia! It's Mewsland. Congrats on the new tower! My question is, how did you do it, as my country is in the middle of planning a 2546m tower.

On the other hand, how is the reactor working?

Jeff Johnson was sitting in custody, wondering what the hell was going on. They'd accused him of carrying counterfeit money into Bohovia, but it wasn't his. He hoped this would get straightened out, before the ASoGM State Department had to get involved. At this point, it was highly doubtful that he'd make his date, and hoped Rachael would forgive him missing it.

OOC: What about the body count?

OOC: 4 bankers died, 2 bomb-squad workers as well.

IC: A police officer sat down infront of Jeff. Mr. Jonhnson you number did it called a pay phone, I need the real number of who sent you the money.

Bohovia! It's Mewsland. Congrats on the new tower! My question is, how did you do it, as my country is in the middle of planning a 2546ft tower.

On the other hand, how is the reactor working?

Hey Mewsland! It looks like were going to have to extend the building's height. May I ask what reactor your refering to?

(I'll get a post in about Björn B.B. Björnsen landing sometime tomorrow. Stay Scrooby everyone.)

OOC:Bohovia, please reply to what happens with my representative. I want to do sumtin with him.

And Ralk, what about wether Bjorn wants to buy the Kool-Aid man xD

OOC: 4 bankers died, 2 bomb-squad workers as well.

IC: A police officer sat down infront of Jeff. Mr. Jonhnson you number did it called a pay phone, I need the real number of who sent you the money.

Jeff Johnson told the officer, "It's 1-888-555-2925, which is what I told you before. The number is for Secure Delivery Services, not some pay phone. As to whose money it is, that's something my boss would know. All I know is what he told me when he assigned me the courier job, which is when to show up, and where to go".

OOC:Bohovia, please reply to what happens with my representative. I want to do sumtin with him.

And Ralk, what about wether Bjorn wants to buy the Kool-Aid man xD

I will give me till tommorow though

Jeff Johnson told the officer, "It's 1-888-555-2925, which is what I told you before. The number is for Secure Delivery Services, not some pay phone. As to whose money it is, that's something my boss would know. All I know is what he told me when he assigned me the courier job, which is when to show up, and where to go".

"One moment"

*Guard Pulls Out Cell and dials the number*

"This is the Bohovian Police Force, this call is traced I know you supplied the fake money...Mike. I suggest you admit it or we will take legal action against you." yelled the guard

"One moment"

*Guard Pulls Out Cell and dials the number*

"This is the Bohovian Police Force, this call is traced I know you supplied the fake money...Mike. I suggest you admit it or we will take legal action against you." yelled the guard

The person answering the phone said, "One moment please. I'll put you in contact with the manager". She put the police on hold, and a few seconds later, the line was picked up. "This is Robert. How can I help you?".

The person answering the phone said, "One moment please. I'll put you in contact with the manager". She put the police on hold, and a few seconds later, the line was picked up. "This is Robert. How can I help you?".

"Hello, Im with the Bohovian Police Force. Your company was caught trying to use counterfeit money to gamble in the BN Towers, we demand an explination."

OOC: Ok, now you're going a little overboard on this.

OOC: Ok, now you're going a little overboard on this.

On what?

"Hello, Im with the Bohovian Police Force. Your company was caught trying to use counterfeit money to gamble in the BN Towers, we demand an explination."

Robert said, "The Secure Delivery Services is a legitimate business, and does not have an interest in anything other than making its deliveries in a timely manner, as safely as possible. Now, I have already cooperated, and given you the information I have on the delivery in question, the last time you called. When will you be releasing my courier?".

Robert said, "The Secure Delivery Services is a legitimate business, and does not have an interest in anything other than making its deliveries in a timely manner, as safely as possible. Now, I have already cooperated, and given you the information I have on the delivery in question, the last time you called. When will you be releasing my courier?".

OOC: Im calling the guy that gave YOUR COMPANY they money Smith Industrys I think, Im no accusing the delivery service

On what?

The height of the tower.

The height of the tower.

I delete the other post. I wil slowely expand its height, as needed.

Im gone to bed, ill be back in 15 hours

OOC: Im calling the guy that gave YOUR COMPANY they money Smith Industrys I think, Im no accusing the delivery service

OOC: You informed the courier in custody (Jeff Johnson) that the number he gave was a pay phone, which wasn't true (it was for the Delivery Service). You called the number he gave you the second time (which was the same number he gave you before), and got put back in touch with the manager, Robert. Michael Smith is long gone, and there's no way the Delivery Service can get in touch with him, or put you in touch with them.

OOC: You informed the courier in custody (Jeff Johnson) that the number he gave was a pay phone, which wasn't true (it was for the Delivery Service). You called the number he gave you the second time (which was the same number he gave you before), and got put back in touch with the manager, Robert. Michael Smith is long gone, and there's no way the Delivery Service can get in touch with him, or put you in touch with them.

OOC: I have another way to do this then

IC: A Bohovian representive will be visiting Gun Manufacturers, Smith Industrys. We are aware that the payment came from that buisness. If we cannot find Michael Smith, we will sue the company for attempting fraud and 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

OOC: I have another way to do this then

IC: A Bohovian representive will be visiting Gun Manufacturers, Smith Industrys. We are aware that the payment came from that buisness. If we cannot find Michael Smith, we will sue the company for attempting fraud and 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

OOC: Can I assume you'll be going through official channels during your visit, informing the ASoGM government that you're coming?

OOC: Can I assume you'll be going through official channels during your visit, informing the ASoGM government that you're coming?

OOC: I will be travelling by PASSENGER JET. And I will inform your government

IC:

From: Ivana Humpalot
To: Gun Manufacturers
Sbj: Foriegn Visit

We are requesting permission to enter Gun Manufacturers, as a few representives and security will be visiting Smith Industry's

OOC: I will be travelling by PASSENGER JET. And I will inform your government

IC:

From: Ivana Humpalot
To: Gun Manufacturers
Sbj: Foriegn Visit

We are requesting permission to enter Gun Manufacturers, as a few representives and security will be visiting Smith Industry's

TO: Ivana Humpalot
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, ASoGM
RE: Foreign Visit

Bohovian security is not needed, as the ASoGM Government is willing to assign a security detail to protect your representatives. As to the purpose of your visit, if you provide more information about Smith Industries and your interest in it, we can prepare a file for you.

TO: Ivana Humpalot
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, ASoGM
RE: Foreign Visit

Bohovian security is not needed, as the ASoGM Government is willing to assign a security detail to protect your representatives. As to the purpose of your visit, if you provide more information about Smith Industries and your interest in it, we can prepare a file for you.

--Reply--

We would like to visit Smith Ind. regarding million of counterfeit dollars, the company was trying to use this fake money to gamble in the BN Towers (Biggest Multi-Complex building in the world), we are trying to see the owner Mike Smith, we would like to talk to him and possibly press charges on the company. As for security, Its madatory that Bohovian representives have at least 2 guards from Bohovia, travelling with them.

--Reply--

We would like to visit Smith Ind. regarding million of counterfeit dollars, the company was trying to use this fake money to gamble in the BN Towers (Biggest Multi-Complex building in the world), we are trying to see the owner Mike Smith, we would like to talk to him and possibly press charges on the company. As for security, Its madatory that Bohovian representives have at least 2 guards from Bohovia, travelling with them.

Several hours later, another message was sent.

TO: Ivana Humpalot
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, ASoGM
RE: Foreign Visit

After much discussion, we will allow 2 Bohovian Security personnel to accompany your representatives. They will be accompanied by an ASoGM security detail. As to the purpose of your visit, we have been unable to find any trace of any business going by the name, 'Smith Industries', although we will assist your representatives in their investigation. The name Michael Smith is too common to track without some sort of description, however.

Several hours later, another message was sent.

TO: Ivana Humpalot
FROM: Ministry of Foreign Affairs, ASoGM
RE: Foreign Visit

After much discussion, we will allow 2 Bohovian Security personnel to accompany your representatives. They will be accompanied by an ASoGM security detail. As to the purpose of your visit, we have been unable to find any trace of any business going by the name, 'Smith Industries', although we will assist your representatives in their investigation. The name Michael Smith is too common to track without some sort of description, however.


REPLY:

When we arrive, we will start the investigation. Thank you.

OOC:I like the name Gun Manufacturers, Koodos lol.

Your nuclear reactor. Is it still running?

REPLY:

When we arrive, we will start the investigation. Thank you.

Several Secret Service agents from the President's protection detail waited at the airport for the Bohovians to arrive. They were responsible for the Bohovians, for the duration of their stay, but they were also charged with helping with the investigation wherever they could.

Meanwhile, a text based video was posted on YouTube outlining the attack on the BN Towers. As the text scrolled across the screen, the video claimed that hundreds of people were killed or in critical condition, and claimed that there was another attack being planned on the BN Towers.

(OOC: Bonk. Oops, I mean bump)

((Don't you mean Bong?))

(OOC: Nope. I hit my head at the same moment, so Bonk)

Your nuclear reactor. Is it still running?

Oh! Yes, we recently upgraded them, we spent 4 billion dollars on upgrading the nuclear power plants. How is your nation doing.

Several Secret Service agents from the President's protection detail waited at the airport for the Bohovians to arrive. They were responsible for the Bohovians, for the duration of their stay, but they were also charged with helping with the investigation wherever they could.

Meanwhile, a text based video was posted on YouTube outlining the attack on the BN Towers. As the text scrolled across the screen, the video claimed that hundreds of people were killed or in critical condition, and claimed that there was another attack being planned on the BN Towers.

OOC: **skid sound effect**

Hold it! Attack on the BN Towers? Can you explaine please

OOC: **skid sound effect**

Hold it! Attack on the BN Towers? Can you explaine please

<<OOC: I think he means the attack by the fake money.>>

OOC:Maybe it was my psycho thumb god dude? You know, gutted pigs can really stink...

Very well. We are now a nation of 749 million people, and the Mewsland Islands are growing due to undersea volcanoes. The Islands now number 64, but still somewhat resemble the shape of a number four, and the Mew Tower (the 2546m structure I told you we were building) is underway.

(OOC: check into the First Great NationStates War, and see if you may want to take part. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=587694)

**********UPDATE ON SECURITY OF THE BN TOWERS***********

Although there are about 40 fighter jets and helicopters circling around the BN Towers 24/7, and the heavy security as a further protection per-caution we will be spending 50million dollars on installing Ant-Air and Anti-Missile defence systems. There well be 8 of each, they will be placed in hidden areas around the BN Towers, and when activated will be able to shoot down bombs, missiles and plane attacks at a moment notice. Bohovia will also be spending 195 million dollars on upgrading coast guard security, the boats will be armed with the latest weopons and missiles. These per-cautions will ensure the safety of the BN Towers. Also all this security could make Bohovia's BN Towers the most guarded building in the world. This record is still being looked in to.

<<OOC: I think he means the attack by the fake money.>>

I think you right, this is why I have the latest security, check the post below :D

I think you right, this is why I have the latest security, check the post below :D

(OOC: you mean above? :wink:)

I think you right, this is why I have the latest security, check the post below :D

<<OOC: You mean Above. Right?>>

<<OOC: Dammit Mewsland. I don't like being ninja'd!>>

Very well. We are now a nation of 749 million people, and the Mewsland Islands are growing due to undersea volcanoes. The Islands now number 64, but still somewhat resemble the shape of a number four, and the Mew Tower (the 2546ft structure I told you we were building) is underway.

(OOC: check into the First Great NationStates War, and see if you may want to take part. http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=587694)

This is good to hear, Bohovia has always had good relations with Mewsland and are glad to see your nation is prospering.

(OOC: LOL! :p)

(OOC: you mean above? :wink:)

It was below before :D Now its above :D

lol :)

<<OOC: You mean Above. Right?>>

<<OOC: Dammit Mewsland. I don't like being ninja'd!>>

Ya, sorry I thought It would end up below. Do you think, the BN Towers would qualify to be the most guarded building in the world?

OOC: **skid sound effect**

Hold it! Attack on the BN Towers? Can you explaine please

OOC: As The Emmerian Unions said, the first attack was the poisoned money. There is no second attack, the video is attempting to incite a panic with the threat. That's also why the casualty count from the first attack is so inflated.

OOC:Woulda thought a head gov building like GWO's Spire would be the most well-guarded. He seems like a paranoid fellow O.o

Yes. However, the Mew Tower, odds are, will beat the BN Towers when it is finished, as the Mew Tower is going to be home to diplomats from across the world.

OOC: As The Emmerian Unions said, the first attack was the poisoned money. There is no second attack, the video is attempting to incite a panic with the threat. That's also why the casualty count from the first attack is so inflated.

OOC: Oh I see, thats a waste of half a billion dollars of defense security

Yes. However, the Mew Tower, odds are, will beat the BN Towers when it is finished, as the Mew Tower is going to be home to diplomats from across the world.

OOC: I will go ahead and put it in my sig. untill then.

The Mew Tower will open in five years (OOC: five days IRL) and will start accepting embassy applications in three years (OOC: three days IRL).

The Mew Tower will open in five years (OOC: five days IRL) and will start accepting embassy applications in three years (OOC: three days IRL).

OOC: I think were going to open an embassy in Mewsland :D

(OOC: I accidentally put the height of the Mew Tower in feet! it is actually 2546m (8353ft)