Apoclypsia
17-04-2008, 16:55
Press Release from The White House in the Sacred City of Washingten, D.C.
Greetings. In an attempt to restore Apoclypsia to the former glory of the old United States, the present political party (The Manifest Destiny Party), has begun preperations for the invasion of Mexzoco.
Our Insectoid Queens are turning out fine warrior Insectoids, whom will be used as shock troops to wrestly back control of Areyzonya and Nu Mexzeco from the Revolutionary Empire of Mexzeco.
At a rate of 250, 000 Insectoid eggs laid a week, we will soon have enough shock troops to take on the Revolutionary Empire. We intend to regain all 51 States of the old United States, and to punish the Mexzecans, we intend to cross the Rio Grande, and take all the states directly abutting against the Rio Grande, Nu Mexzeco and Aeyzonya, to create a barrier from the Mexzecans future predations on the Sacred Land.
We have promised the Supreme Insectoid Queen that these states south of the Rio Grande will be hers to breed, and also build new Insectoid nests. To this effect, we have singed a treaty with the Supreme Queen.
We urge other natiojns not to interefere in this matter. The Mexzecans have dared to take Nu Mexzeco and Aeyzonya from us, and for this outrage they will be punished.
However, we do need aid, in particular:
1) We are seeking titanium chain mail and plate mail for the non-Insectoid soldiers
2) Artilery, so as to attack Mexzecan positions
3) mass produced crossbows
4) mass production of titanium swords, to be marked with serial codes for keeping track of them
5) We need mercernaries for: transportation through the use of helicopters, airstrikes from jets or planes, e.t.c
Please contact the White House if you can help.
Greetings. In an attempt to restore Apoclypsia to the former glory of the old United States, the present political party (The Manifest Destiny Party), has begun preperations for the invasion of Mexzoco.
Our Insectoid Queens are turning out fine warrior Insectoids, whom will be used as shock troops to wrestly back control of Areyzonya and Nu Mexzeco from the Revolutionary Empire of Mexzeco.
At a rate of 250, 000 Insectoid eggs laid a week, we will soon have enough shock troops to take on the Revolutionary Empire. We intend to regain all 51 States of the old United States, and to punish the Mexzecans, we intend to cross the Rio Grande, and take all the states directly abutting against the Rio Grande, Nu Mexzeco and Aeyzonya, to create a barrier from the Mexzecans future predations on the Sacred Land.
We have promised the Supreme Insectoid Queen that these states south of the Rio Grande will be hers to breed, and also build new Insectoid nests. To this effect, we have singed a treaty with the Supreme Queen.
We urge other natiojns not to interefere in this matter. The Mexzecans have dared to take Nu Mexzeco and Aeyzonya from us, and for this outrage they will be punished.
However, we do need aid, in particular:
1) We are seeking titanium chain mail and plate mail for the non-Insectoid soldiers
2) Artilery, so as to attack Mexzecan positions
3) mass produced crossbows
4) mass production of titanium swords, to be marked with serial codes for keeping track of them
5) We need mercernaries for: transportation through the use of helicopters, airstrikes from jets or planes, e.t.c
Please contact the White House if you can help.