NationStates Jolt Archive


World Conglomerate recall, Rude Programs

XanaMing
27-02-2008, 01:19
The Yami-Z-2: Standard helicopter transport manufactured by the World Conglomerate corporation is being recalled as many of the onboard computers began displaying crude messages and back talking to the pilots.

As soon as the program is repatched the Yam-Z-2 will be returned to the nations of ownerships.

List of available World Conglomerate products are listed below, to order please write your name.

World Conglomerate Corporation List of Purchasable Goods

All goods are bought in groups of 100 units
Military Equipment:
Yi-14 Tank: Newest Stealth Concept 20,000,000 Yuto each unit
Yi-13 Tank: Standard Tank (HE) design 5,000,000 Yuto each unit
Yi-5 Transport: Standard Military Jeep 1,500,000 Yuto each unit
Yami-Z-2: Standard helicopter transport 7,000,000 Yuto each unit
Goods
Vehicle Parts (price variable)
Vehicle engine (price variable)
Authentic Willow Luxury Baskets (3,000 Yuto each unity)
Woodchip Products (price variable)


Any questions or concerns please contact the World Conglomerate's Economic Department.

Any faulty, rude, or uncooperative computer personality programs will be dealt with quickly.
Mokastana
27-02-2008, 01:47
FROM: Mokastana Bureau of Secret Affairs
TO: World Conglomerate

we would like to purchase ten of these recalled helicopters for use, we need some helicopters with attitude for our own reasons.


Thank you

Director Fransisco
XanaMing
27-02-2008, 01:58
Although your request is struck as odd by the Conglomerate, we respect your request and will ask no questions. We will send the helicopters to you.
If program problems get out of hand simply refer to the silent treatment method as that will quiet the system for 24 hours.


--World Conglomerate
Mokastana
27-02-2008, 02:56
(OOC: well think of it this way... the SMRTAS program, (Simulation Module Responsive Technical Assault System) we could go in business together selling it as a virus to infect enemy computers, electronic warfare
XanaMing
27-02-2008, 03:48
As you know the Conglomerate is a corporate union, and the prospect you bring up is intriguing, perhaps we can establish relations for the sharing of information technology?


--- Yuto Yu Han
Chairman of The People's Republic of XanaMing
Founder of the World Conglomerate
Mokastana
27-02-2008, 05:13
FROM: Mokastana Industries
TO: World Conglomerate

We have been given two of these faulty helicopter from the MBSA and have been taking apart your programs. If you would like to make a joint venture on creating a virus out of this then we should work closely.


OOC: not in the threads, but perhaps the Nsdraftroom (http://z4.invisionfree.com/NSDraftroom/index.php?act=idx) or msn....depending on how serious you want to take this