NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: Send me a TG if you want in. Otherwise, don't post. Only me, 101st, his little ally guy (I forget the name), Akimonad, VDB, Wanderjar, Maldorians and Vontanas should be posting. Thanks.

Official Communique
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To the government of the 101st;

Frankly, we find your government, people, and way of life irritating. In order to fix this ... problem, we are declaring war on you, your peoples, and your way of life. If you wish to surrender, do so now.

Erikov Zhadov
Premier of Theoroshia

Official Declaration to The 101st Airborne

We also find you irritating. You will either be assimilated or purged. Choose now.

We also find you absurd. Prepare for annhliation! (that's not spelled right is it)

OOC: You guys can use my nation as a base temporarily-I'm in the same region as him. Hence I should be right next door. MUHAHAHA!!!:p

Skies Over VDB

The transport aircraft, protected by over 300 MiG-29's, took off from their home base in New Leningrad and began to fly towards the country of VDB.

The lead pilot of the entire squadron turned on his radio.

"VDB, VDB. This is Foxhound, and we're looking for a place to land. I repeat, looking for a place to land, over."

We also find you absurd. Prepare for annhliation! (that's not spelled right is it)

OOC: You guys can use my nation as a base temporarily-I'm in the same region as him. Hence I should be right next door. MUHAHAHA!!!:p

A base is probably the only thing we can do, as this is closed. I think Theoroshia will need to approve new entries.

The Free Empire is joining this coalition of EVIL nations (and one EVIL applicant) in the war against Theoroshia. This has nothing to do with gold. Nothing at all.

OOC: Yeah, VDB and Vontanas, I'll let you stay. Everyone else send me a TG or something.

OOC: Yeah, VDB and Vontanas, I'll let you stay. Everyone else send me a TG or something.

I suggest you edit that into your first post.

OOC: Fixed. Now get to IC posting! =D

This news was well recieved by the Wanderjarian Government, which had aswell found the 101st to be a frankly annoying pest. The Fuhrer himself declared its people to be Lebensunwertes Leben, "Life unworthy of life", a most serious accusation which prompted their involvement. It was decided that the 30th Waffen SS Grenadiers Division and the 23rd SS Kama Division would be sent with the 9th Panzer Division supporting it. Further, the 1st Trance Enterprises Corporate Division would be sent in as well. Together, a full Army Corps of Wanderjarian and foreign soldiers, some one hundred sixty thousand men and their equipment. Within two days, the entire Corps would have been transported to the designated airbase in VDB which was so graciously offered by its parent Government.

Setting themselves up in a makeshift series of military encampments, they waited for their Coalition partners to mobilise and attack.

(OOC: Sorry for the crappy, short post. I had liquid nitrogen poured on my hand today and so I'm not exactly feeling well :()

OOC: Fixed. Now get to IC posting! =D

OOC: Theo, TG

OOC: Fixed. Now get to IC posting! =D

OOC: I'm waiting for some form of response. Regardless, though...

IC: A large force, known as the "Airborne Expeditionary Force", was being dispatched to 101st. It consisted of:

3x Chupacabra-class Super Dreadnaughts
12x Nimitz-class carriers
36x Wasp-class Amphibious Assault Ships
60x CG(X) Guided Missile Cruisers
54x Zumwalt Destroyers
75x Alfa-class SSNs
36x Ohio-class SSBNs
40x K130 Corvettes

OOC: Assuming you're at the prearranged base. We'll say it's right on the border, sorry for lack of map, don't have imageshack account or anything.

IC:

Grande-General Ryan Miller approached these tents. 1 million troops were already at the station, ready to attack, along with some 500 VDB Air Force planes.

He walked into the command tent and said, "Hello, I'm Grande-General Ryan Miller, representing the VDB. Good day, and good war. My men are mobilized and ready."

((Fluid timing...))

The fleet arrived at VDB in two days, and requested permission to dock.

OOC: Alright, seriously. Wanderjar and Maldorians, you're in. That's all the people that I'll accept. I don't want to crush this guy too badly =D. Oh, everyone, can you post your forces and how much they number? Maybe then this guy would be quiet.

IC: The 2nd Army Regiment, commanded by Head Lieutenant Aleksayev Yashin, landed in the country of VDB. After everything had been taken off the transports, the Head Marshal and his staff began to look for a place to set up headquarters.

The Legion numbered 70,000 infantrymen, 10,000 BMP-3's, 5,000 T-90 medium tanks, 7,000 LY300 missile systems, and 5,000 transport and supply vehicles. Already, engineers began to erect the buildings needed to house and supply the force.

The Head Marshal, upon meeting the Grande-General, shook his hand.

"Good to meet you, Comrade General. Finally, these filthy creatures will be wiped from history. If you could be so kind as to point me to my quarters, perhaps we could go over the tactical situation over a bottle of vodka?"

It was estimated the war would be over in a week.

SIC: I have a carrier battle group coming in, with five Kuznetsov class carriers and ten Kirov guided missile cruisers.

I will list specifics when neccessary.

"Akimonadian planes, you are cleared to land, please land ASAP, you aren't the only planes landing."

I will list specifics when neccessary.

"Akimonadian planes, you are cleared to land, please land ASAP, you aren't the only planes landing."

OOC: It's actually a 300-ship fleet.

Whatever, how are you going to land? And, we don't have enough space at the moment, you'll have to land them outside, at least the forecast for the week is sunny and 21C, 70F.

Whatever, how are you going to land? And, we don't have enough space at the moment, you'll have to land them outside, at least the forecast for the week is sunny and 21C, 70F.

We have aircraft carriers. We'll just wait, at the bounds of your waters.

OOC: sweet thanks.

IC:

Admiral Tobi paced the command bridge of the الحرب, taking out the map of of their target. Another nation had just fallen prey to the claws of the Mandalorian Empire. It would not be long from now until this nation, 101st as it was called, would be assimilated. After a few minutes of scanning the map, one of many Maldorian sailors aboard the الحرب stormed into the room.

"Admiral Tobi! Some coalition fleets are repositioning towards a VDB friendly base. Do you want us to go there as well?"

"NO! We are here to fight. We are here to bombard their coasts and land our troop not to peacefully land in a port and walk across the borders. Stay on course..."

The New Vantanian fleet arrived shortly after the Akimonadians, with some fifty air ship carriers, and ten aircraft carriers, along with the various supply ships and troop transports. They started docking, their guns raring to go.

The Wanderjarian SS-Obergruppenfuhrer of the Army Corps proceeded to organise his troops for the coming conflict. The intimidating Wanderjarian "Helghast" armor, gave them an otherworldly look which unnerved any who stood against them or even many times those who stood with them. Aircraft from the 6th Fighter Wing landed at a makeshift airfield constructed by an engineer battalion established with the Panzer Division, which assembled its tanks inside the camp perimeter with its crews near by incase of attack.

The men were well trained and disciplined, being that they were the Schutzstaffel, the SS. Wanderjarian Heer Elite. SS-Obergruppenfuhrer Alexsi was confident in his men's abilities to take their objectives.

"Alright," he said in his Command tent, surrounded by junior officers. "The plan is to wait until the others attack, then we'll strike ourselves. We all know our mission, but it will require speed, precision, and good execution to make it work. Rest up people. As soon as our "friends" cross the border into 101, we're moving out ourselves. Get your boys ready."

"Jawohl mein herr!" They choroused, and proceeded to go back to their units. None would stand in the way of the Wehrmacht.

Official Combat Communique

To: Allied Nations
From: Theoroshian Military High Command

>> Message Start

Situation Is Normal. However No Attack Should Be Made Until 101st Response Has Been Received. Battle Conduct And Orders As Follows:

-civilian Deaths To A Minimum
-air Craft Should Engage Enemy Strongpoints, Such As Oil Depots Or Enemy Unit Concentrations
-ground Forces Should March Across The Border And Proceed Towards Capital
-fire At Will

Do Not Execute These Orders Until Phrase "cat In Hat" Is Said.

Good Hunting. Out.

>> Message End

I am regimen elite economy and can tell you that 101 airborne wishes to surrender, he recently told me this, but is nervous to say it as he is afraid of his reputation being flushed down the toilet. I request to you that you withdraw your declaration of war on him, but don't let him know I told you this, so that he may keep some dignity. I wish to remain totaly nuetural on this topic.


war :sniper:

If requested so, the Soviets will help their Wanderjarian allies.

I am regimen elite economy and can tell you that 101 airborne wishes to surrender, he recently told me this, but is nervous to say it as he is afraid of his reputation being flushed down the toilet. I request to you that you withdraw your declaration of war on him, but don't let him know I told you this, so that he may keep some dignity. I wish to remain totaly nuetural on this topic.


war :sniper:

Speaking on behalf of the Wanderjarian Force, we will not recognize this statement. If they he wants to surrender, let him be man enough to say it himself instead of having his little lapdogs do it for him.

-Colonel Arkadi Ruschenko, Trance Enterprises Corporate Division

The government of Theoroshia has set up the peace agreement. Should 101st accept it, then will you accept his surrender?

Hostilities still remain heated and as we speak, the Akatsuki Battle Group is headed towards 101st.

~The Mandalore.
-Supreme Ruler of Maldorians.

*An addition to the 101st Negotiations Surrender Treaty, authorized by the VDB*

You both will also pay the VDB 1,000 square miles of land along the VDB's borders.

Signed,

The Princes of the VDB

OOC: Sorry for the clumsy IC.

OOC: Guys, seriously. I just set up the peace agreement. Let him look it over at least before you demand more from him.

OOC: If he doesn't accept, I'll wrestle him tomorrow. And he's weak. :)

OOC: If he doesn't accept, I'll wrestle him tomorrow. And he's weak. :)

Eh, if he refuses, we'll have war.

If he accepts, I want land, dangit!

OOC: What about my deal for buying his population? I was totally serious...me and Wandy had plans for 'em.

Official Theoroshian Communique
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To the government of Regiment Elite Economy;

If what you say is true, than the government of Theoroshia and her allies in this situation would be glad to offer 101st peace...at a price.

Below you'll find the tasks which you must do in order to gain peace.

1 - Your nations armed forces will be monitored every three (3) years by an inspector from the government of Theoroshia. In turn, your military cannot exceed ten million (10,000,000) persons at any time.

2 - Your nations government will be inspected daily for a period of five (5) years by an appointed representative from Theoroshia.

3 - Fifteen million (15,000,000) dollars will be paid to each allied nation in reparations, and in falsely declaring war on Theoroshia.

4 - Five hundred kilometres (500) of 101st land will be set aside for each allied nation to do with what they will.

5 - The government of 101st must allow all allied nation ships free passage to any and all 101st ports. Additionally, all allied aircraft will be allowed free and un-hassled travel throughout the skies of 101st.

If 101st accepts these declarations, then we will spare their nation.

Erikov Zhadov
Premier of Theoroshia

OOC: What about my deal for buying his population? I was totally serious...me and Wandy had plans for 'em.

If I get land, you can have some. If not all.

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Imperial Statement
We find this grossly imperial war rather annoying. We strongly urge all parties to back down immediatly, as there is no reason for declaring war on this nation. Please, back down and save yourselves the wrath of our legions.

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Imperial Statement
We find this grossly imperial war rather annoying. We strongly urge all parties to back down immediatly, as there is no reason for declaring war on this nation. Please, back down and save yourselves the wrath of our legions.

Official Response

What legions do you refer to?

OOC: Goddamnit, stop writing posts! TPF, the war is over. All 101st has to do is accept the agreement. If you really want to fight six nations, then go ahead and try. Otherwise, please stop replying. We want to see if this guy says yes or no.

Official DGNT letterhead here
We must agree with the statements made by The Peoples Freedom. 'We Find you Irritating' is no excuse for a war, and then to establish a treaty which lays the blame for the war on the nation you attacked is rather pathetic.
Dontgonearthere will support The Peoples Freedom in this matter.
Sergei Mikhailovich,
Minister of Defence, St. Nikolai
Dontgonearthere

OOC: Read my post. He instigated a war through TG:

The Republic of The101st Airborne
Received: 111 minutes ago | declare war on me go ahead.

OOC: Let me and my allies think about it.

Ministry of State

The Vetalian government supports our allies in The PeoplesFreedom in condemning this blatant act of imperialism against the 101st. If the countries involved in this struggle want war, so be it, but we will support our allies in resisting extortion against this young nation. Our government cannot allow moves like this to destabilize the world situation and make it dangerous for young nations to establish themselves on the international stage.

Regards,
Proconsul V. Kosyachenko, Ministry of State

Ministry of State

The Vetalian government supports our allies in The PeoplesFreedom in condemning this blatant act of imperialism against the 101st. If the countries involved in this struggle want war, so be it, but we will support our allies in resisting extortion against this young nation. Our government cannot allow moves like this to destabilize the world situation and make it dangerous for young nations to establish themselves on the international stage.

Regards,
Proconsul V. Kosyachenko, Ministry of State

Um, it's closed.

The USS of New Brittonia is neutral, but asks, is finding a nation irritating a good casus belli?

Perhaps not, but we think natural resources (gold) is.

The USS of New Brittonia is neutral, but asks, is finding a nation irritating a good casus belli?

Alright, this is now Closed Closed. 101st finally stopped making stupid topics, and chances are he won't be back on anytime soon. I am retracting the peace treating and declaring peace with 101st. I suggest everyone else does.

OOC: Read my post. He instigated a war through TG:

The Republic of The101st Airborne
Received: 111 minutes ago | declare war on me go ahead.

(OOC:
Thats some nice OOC there, but sadly Mr. Mikhailovich has no idea that such a telegram exists. The only thing Dontgonearthere knows about is you going "LULZ ANOYING NASHUN U DY")

Perhaps not, but we think natural resources (gold) is.

Okay, is this imperalism going on here?

Okay, is this imperalism going on here?

Of course. (?)

This is closed. I didn't think you guys took this war that seriously. I thought everyone knew that the guy would instantly surrender. Now that he's surrendered (well, sort of), I declare this thread closed and peace restored.

Oh, 101st, stop making stupid topics. It's why I declared war in the first place.

OOC: It's mostly realism. A large nation isn't going to be particularly happy about nations choosing significantly weaker ones to attack and demand things.

(OOC:
You cant just say "I and my five allies declare war on the newb and his ally. This is closed so nobody can help them." unless said newb and his ally agree. I see no agreement, nor do I see any surrender or, in fact, any POSTS on his part.
Think for a moment. Would you try this sort of thing with, say, an 8 billion pop. 2003 nation with just over 7,000 posts?

EDIT:
And like Vetalia said, attacking somebody and then forcing the equivalent of the Treaty of Versaillis on them is not going to go over well with the international community.)

(OOC:

If I was a complete noob who made stupid posts and threatened to attack you, what would you do? I just showed him a lesson: Don't mess with bigger nations.)

OOC: It's mostly realism. A large nation isn't going to be particularly happy about nations choosing significantly weaker ones to attack and demand things.

I'm fine with it.

Think for a moment. Would you try this sort of thing with, say, an 8 billion pop. 2003 nation with just over 7,000 posts?


OOC: Sure. Nation name, please. :)

(OOC:

If I was a complete noob who made stupid posts and threatened to attack you, what would you do? I just showed him a lesson: Don't mess with bigger nations.)

Or perhaps that it's a bad idea to throw your weight around, if you don't have a lot.

Exactly. Case closed.

OOC: Sure. Nation name, please. :)

*Flips a few menacing switches*

(OOC:

If I was a complete noob who made stupid posts and threatened to attack you, what would you do? I just showed him a lesson: Don't mess with bigger nations.)

OOC: I'm not allowed to attack unless he attacks first. Threats would make me be wary, but not attack.

The USS of New Brittonia is neutral, but asks, is finding a nation irritating a good casus belli?

When he chokes you every other day in RL, yah.

When he chokes you every other day in RL, yah.

...

...

:confused:

When he chokes you every other day in RL, yah.

OOC: That makes no sence whatsoever.

Or he at least he closes his hands around my neck and makes it hard for me to breath.

Or he at least he closes his hands around my neck and makes it hard for me to breath.

Just quit while before you go lower than where you're at right now.

*No comment....merely a look of confusion and repulsion*

You've managed to silence Wanderjar, congratulations! Thats not something one does easily.

*Flips a few menacing switches*

If you wanna fight Maldorians, I'll be MORE than happy to assist you in the process.

Or he at least he closes his hands around my neck and makes it hard for me to breath.

OOC: Okay Bart

If you wanna fight Maldorians, I'll be MORE than happy to assist you in the process.

Im probably too lazy to bother with a real war. I might just have my entire high command go insane at once and start chucking nukes at everybody, including myself. ;)
Seriously though, Dontgonearthere is generally more intersted in selling people things than killing them.

Oh, I went over to the101st Airborne's house today, and it turns out his mom doesn't let him on the forums anymore.