Bonstock
21-07-2006, 05:21
Welcome to the ArmsDiscounters Bonstock Terrorist Storefront. We specialize in cheap, concealable, but highly effective weapons, for the prosecution of unconventional war. We do not perform background checks, though all purchasing nations/groups/individuals must sign an agreement not to use their weapons against the Federal Republic of Bonstock.
So… down on your luck? Is a dirty capitalist enemy army occupying your homeland and killing your proletariat comrades? Have those infidels flown in in their Blackhawk helicopters and slaughtered every last one of your goats? Or are you just some crime lord looking to add a little “security?” Then we’re the guys you need. We’re ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, arming the world, one comrade at a time.
WE DELIVER FOR FREE!!! Any time, any where, GUARRANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
Now feel free to browse our collection… (for further stats go to www.globalsecurity.org or www.wikipedia.org)
AK-47 Assault Rifle
http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/images/0501.jpg
Designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov and distributed to the Soviet army, this rifle became an icon of every communist, terrorist, and oppressed freedom fighter all over the world. Compared to the American M16, the AK-47 has a slower fire rate and is less accurate, but it has a longer range. Its magazine holds 30 rounds. The AK-47 has an effective range of 350 meters and a maximum range of 800 meters. It is the widest used rifle in the world, with over 50 million produced.
$200
UZI
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/small_arms/uzi/uzi_2.jpg
The classic little Israeli SMG that you can put in your coat and pack the firepower of a modern machine gun. Despite short range, it’s a perfect special operations weapon, or a weapon to equip women.
$200
RPG-7V Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Rpg-7.jpg
One can easily take out enemy personnel or vehicles with the rocket-propelled grenade launcher. The RPG-7V is a simple weapon that has been widely distributed among irregular forces. It can penetrate a foot of armor, making it extremely useful to forces fighting tanks.
$1,000 a launcher, $50 per spare grenade
FIM 92 Stinger Anti-Air missile
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Stinger_system.JPG
Got a chopper in your way? Infidel Blackhawk? One blam from this baby, and down they go! Can shoot down airliners up to 15,000 feet up too. They may control the skies, but if you’ve got Stingers, that won’t do them much good.
$50,000 for the launcher, $20,000 for each missile
SA-7 Grail Anti-Air missile
http://venus.ci.uw.edu.pl/~animal/military.pl/syst_p_lotnicze/rakietowe/sa-7_grail_9k32m-strzala/sa-7-1.jpg
While not as advanced as the Stinger, the Grail does the job at a cheaper cost. It's less accurate, but a good alternative if you want massive amounts of missiles.
$10,000 for the launcher, $1,000 for each missile
Pipe bomb
http://images.quizilla.com/S/Silber/1060107162_espipebomb.jpg
Consists of a few pounds of TNT wrapped in a small pipe. Has nails and other shrapnel to inflict maximum damage. A cheap, easy to use bomb that can be concealed in a backpack for added value.
$100, plus $100 for wireless detonator.
Molotov Cocktail
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/3-06-11/image1395.jpg
It’s very simple really. You take a glass bottle, fill it with gasoline, tie a piece of cotton to the top, light the cotton, and toss it at the enemy like a hand grenade. Works especially well if you can throw it into an enemy tank.
$10
Fertilizer truck bomb
http://dart2.arc.nasa.gov/Exercises/Ex_spring2002/Bomb/images/ACD02-0077-066.jpg
It’s a five ton military-grade truck loaded with fertilizer, equipped with a fuse. Ram into a building to detonate. It will knock out a small structure with ease.
$50,000
Car bomb
A four door Bonstocknian sedan laden with a thousand pounds of TNT. Remember how Beirut used to be the Paris of the East? Well, this weapon changed all that. Just drive it up, park, leave, and watch it blow.
Barometric Bomb
We’ve disguised ours to look like radios. These can be loaded onto planes and explode at 30,000 feet, downing a jetliner easily. If you want to down a plane, but don’t feel like wasting your time with a hijacking, this is your weapon.
COMING SOON! mortars, machine-gun mounted pick-ups, and better truck bombs! Stay tuned!
On behalf of ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, we thank you for your patronage.
Signed,
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO
So… down on your luck? Is a dirty capitalist enemy army occupying your homeland and killing your proletariat comrades? Have those infidels flown in in their Blackhawk helicopters and slaughtered every last one of your goats? Or are you just some crime lord looking to add a little “security?” Then we’re the guys you need. We’re ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, arming the world, one comrade at a time.
WE DELIVER FOR FREE!!! Any time, any where, GUARRANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
Now feel free to browse our collection… (for further stats go to www.globalsecurity.org or www.wikipedia.org)
AK-47 Assault Rifle
http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/images/0501.jpg
Designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov and distributed to the Soviet army, this rifle became an icon of every communist, terrorist, and oppressed freedom fighter all over the world. Compared to the American M16, the AK-47 has a slower fire rate and is less accurate, but it has a longer range. Its magazine holds 30 rounds. The AK-47 has an effective range of 350 meters and a maximum range of 800 meters. It is the widest used rifle in the world, with over 50 million produced.
$200
UZI
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/small_arms/uzi/uzi_2.jpg
The classic little Israeli SMG that you can put in your coat and pack the firepower of a modern machine gun. Despite short range, it’s a perfect special operations weapon, or a weapon to equip women.
$200
RPG-7V Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/Rpg-7.jpg
One can easily take out enemy personnel or vehicles with the rocket-propelled grenade launcher. The RPG-7V is a simple weapon that has been widely distributed among irregular forces. It can penetrate a foot of armor, making it extremely useful to forces fighting tanks.
$1,000 a launcher, $50 per spare grenade
FIM 92 Stinger Anti-Air missile
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Stinger_system.JPG
Got a chopper in your way? Infidel Blackhawk? One blam from this baby, and down they go! Can shoot down airliners up to 15,000 feet up too. They may control the skies, but if you’ve got Stingers, that won’t do them much good.
$50,000 for the launcher, $20,000 for each missile
SA-7 Grail Anti-Air missile
http://venus.ci.uw.edu.pl/~animal/military.pl/syst_p_lotnicze/rakietowe/sa-7_grail_9k32m-strzala/sa-7-1.jpg
While not as advanced as the Stinger, the Grail does the job at a cheaper cost. It's less accurate, but a good alternative if you want massive amounts of missiles.
$10,000 for the launcher, $1,000 for each missile
Pipe bomb
http://images.quizilla.com/S/Silber/1060107162_espipebomb.jpg
Consists of a few pounds of TNT wrapped in a small pipe. Has nails and other shrapnel to inflict maximum damage. A cheap, easy to use bomb that can be concealed in a backpack for added value.
$100, plus $100 for wireless detonator.
Molotov Cocktail
http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/3-06-11/image1395.jpg
It’s very simple really. You take a glass bottle, fill it with gasoline, tie a piece of cotton to the top, light the cotton, and toss it at the enemy like a hand grenade. Works especially well if you can throw it into an enemy tank.
$10
Fertilizer truck bomb
http://dart2.arc.nasa.gov/Exercises/Ex_spring2002/Bomb/images/ACD02-0077-066.jpg
It’s a five ton military-grade truck loaded with fertilizer, equipped with a fuse. Ram into a building to detonate. It will knock out a small structure with ease.
$50,000
Car bomb
A four door Bonstocknian sedan laden with a thousand pounds of TNT. Remember how Beirut used to be the Paris of the East? Well, this weapon changed all that. Just drive it up, park, leave, and watch it blow.
Barometric Bomb
We’ve disguised ours to look like radios. These can be loaded onto planes and explode at 30,000 feet, downing a jetliner easily. If you want to down a plane, but don’t feel like wasting your time with a hijacking, this is your weapon.
COMING SOON! mortars, machine-gun mounted pick-ups, and better truck bombs! Stay tuned!
On behalf of ArmsDiscounters Bonstock, we thank you for your patronage.
Signed,
Pierre de Burgoise
Chairman and CEO