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A Transmission fills the void, every nation, every galaxy, every world reciueves this message:

At the pre-emptory request of a large majority of the citizens of the Imperial Nycarian Grand Navy of SeaQuest, I Roger Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok, formerly of Imperial City, Norau, and now for the last 9 decades and 10 months, Manticore Prime, declare and proclaim myself the Emperor of The Imperial Nycarian Grand Navy of SeaQuest, and Protector of The Workers State of New Dornalia.

President bastidas laughed his ass off and fell on the floor of the oval office , while the holo TV played ,he rolled around quite a bit slapping the ground as his secretary of state stared on. “HAHAHAHAAHAHAHheehehehehehahahahahahHAHAHEHE..hohohohooohhehaah”

Dst: to whomever it may concern, including Roger Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok
Src: Office of the Advocate of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
SubjLin: Your Claims and Transmissions

Dear potentially sentient being,

The First Distributed Kingdom of Weyr has taken notice of your actions, and finds them highly annoying. Please cease and desist in spamming communications networks. Failure to comply may lead to significant penalties against you and associated entities, including but not limited to financial and material compensation for profits lost due to loss of broadcast channels caused by your spam.

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Sincerely,
Saya Ikagi
Secretary of the Advocate for the Extrasolar Affairs

OOC: Heh, funny. Now, I'm either going to whip out my Anti-n00b cannon, just ignore it IC'ly, or something else. I'll tell you one thing I won't do, is take it seriously IC'ly. Honestly, this is a move I would expect from a n00bish newb, not from one with your experience, MM.

OOC: Did some noob hack MM’s account or something because this is unlike anything I have ever seen MM do before.

OOC: Did some noob hack MM’s account or something because this is unlike anything I have ever seen MM do before.

OOC: I don't know. I wouldn't have even known this thread existed if I hadn't gotten a TG about it from MM. I doubt it as the TG seemed to have MM's usual flair and personality to it.

OOC: Well, then I believe that this thread might just be of a joke/prank around thread, such as something like all your base belongs to us type of scenario. Or it could be him actually using this as something as a prologue to a different thread. Or this thread might actually be serious. These are my conclusions from reading MM’s post though.

OOC: Well, then I believe that this thread might just be of a joke/prank around thread, such as something like all your base belongs to us type of scenario. Or it could be him actually using this as something as a prologue to a different thread. Or this thread might actually be serious. These are my conclusions from reading MM’s post though.

OOC: Ehh, I have to agree with you on that. Of course, I won't react IC'ly until I know for sure what the hell is going on here.

OOC: Alright, I will keep an eye on this thread SeaQuest, because knowing MM who knows what this could become.:p

OOC: Alright, I will keep an eye on this thread SeaQuest, because knowing MM who knows what this could become.:p

OOC: I'll also be keeping an eye on this thread to see if MM is serious or not.

Oh, and Scan, check your TG's.

OOC: He's as serious as the Emperor of the United States; and possibly just as mad

(OOC this is meant i think to be a semi ic ub3r parody and or joke..)

He's joking, right? Please tell me someone hacked his system. He is joking, right?

Long live the King; le Roi est Mort. A wry chuckle split Remiel's lips as he giggled insatiably, preparing to make his own declaration. He raised a glass of gleaming green absinthe to his lips; downing it swiftly, before he began to speak. While we appreciate Emperor Roger's strategic ascension and glorious deification; we beseech his Imperial Majesty to rule wisely, truly and without bias. We know the pains and troubles of being an Emperor; we know how taxing this event may be for you...Let it be noted that the Imperium He began to laugh again, Gods he could not help it, so total was the jest.

The Imperium stands ready to aid his Imperial Majesty in whatever he may wish. Let it be noted that the Chronosian military has decreed a day of feasting and revelry, to celebrate this joyeous event. We hope that the citizens of Seaquest shall join us in our celebrations.

May his Imperial Majesty, Roger I, have a long and glorious reign

He signed off, collapsing into a fit of absolute laughter. "Oh, I must inform the Alteran's of this; Janus will go mad with this grand prank...Though I wonder, how far dear Roger is willing to push it."

Janus stared at the holodisplay on his desk, eyes wide open, mouth agape. Within seconds he was on the floor of his office, pounding the carpet with his fists.

"We... Heehee! We... We have to...Heehee... To get that framed! Haha!"

That reminds me of the President of Brydog's full title, President of The Republic and Chancellor of the District of America. That the full title of Brydog's leader.

BREAKING NEWS

Godulan Response Raises Eyebrows

In response to the declaration made by Roger Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok with respect to emperorship of SeaQuest and New Dornalia, Baron Skye has seen fit to provide the following declaration:

Due to massive retroactive transition-of-power tax burdens placed upon SeaQuest and New Dornalia as of approximately thirty seconds ago, it is necessary to inform the esteemed Roger Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok that he is now in debt to the Triad Consortium on the order of 750 trillion credits.

We take check and money order, but we suspect that no credit union will have anything to do with you.

Of course, we suspect that this is all some form of socio-political bluster, however it would be important to note that should the esteemed Roger Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok seek to enforce his claim, he would be confirming the sum he owes to us and we would be forced to initiate collection procedures.

Have a nice day.

~Baron Aeraeon Skye, Primarch, Triad Consortium of Godular

OOC: @Chrono:
1.) I've done nothing to make MM mad.
2.) This is too much of a n00b act, even for MM.

IC: Throne Room, Imperial Palace, the true Atlantis, Altera

"Bah, what a load of foey!"

"Agreed, my lord. Apparently the result of a deranged mind. There is no way that this punta would even think of attempting this if he were sane and knew why it would be impossible for him to even have the job."

"Quite true. One, he isn't Alteran; two, he isn't of the Imperial blood line; and three, he's not a SeaQuestian."

"So, what do you want to do about it, my lord?"

"Heh, why should I? I don't see any reason why the Dis'tra should sink to that level. We, I am much better than that."

"Good point. Why should we listen to the rantings of a raving lunatic."

OOC: I never said you made him mad; I meant mad in the sense of insanity. You have heard of the Emperor Norton, I trust? It is quite amusing; I can't wait till he starts making decrees. I think I'll observe that over drinks, with Janus :P

In a negotiating room on Sanctuary, both sides of the civil war began to hammer out an acceptable conclusion. However, an aide burst in, interrupting Commerce Ministress Sara Deral's speech about taxation.

"Incoming communication, wideband, from Mini Miehm, concerning Sea Quest and New Dornalia."

Sara turned red, quite upset over the interruption. Matthew Hunter put his hand to his face. "Why do you think we're even concerned with such heathenous xenophiliacs?" He was about to continue, but John Archer cut him off. "Just put it through to our terminals."

"Gotcha." A quick couple of button mashes, and everyone in the room recieved a copy. There was a moment of silence, and then small fits of laughter.

John Archer cleared his screen, smiling. "Next time, could you route it through an administrative secretary to ensure it's not this kind of crap? No! Keep bringing all transmissions by this guy to us. It's a good way to lighten the mood. Now, Miss Deral, you were saying?" There were muffled groans and multiple disinterested looks as she cleared her throat and began again. Several Psychohistorical equations replaced the Miehmish message on the main screen.

"Yes, the absolute value poll tax is not a viable option because it puts everyone on too level a playing field. However, with the application of a percentage modifier, as seen here..."

Long live the King; le Roi est Mort. A wry chuckle split Remiel's lips as he giggled insatiably, preparing to make his own declaration. He raised a glass of gleaming green absinthe to his lips; downing it swiftly, before he began to speak. While we appreciate Emperor Roger's strategic ascension and glorious deification; we beseech his Imperial Majesty to rule wisely, truly and without bias. We know the pains and troubles of being an Emperor; we know how taxing this event may be for you...Let it be noted that the Imperium He began to laugh again, Gods he could not help it, so total was the jest.

The Imperium stands ready to aid his Imperial Majesty in whatever he may wish. Let it be noted that the Chronosian military has decreed a day of feasting and revelry, to celebrate this joyeous event. We hope that the citizens of Seaquest shall join us in our celebrations.

May his Imperial Majesty, Roger I, have a long and glorious reign

He signed off, collapsing into a fit of absolute laughter. "Oh, I must inform the Alteran's of this; Janus will go mad with this grand prank...Though I wonder, how far dear Roger is willing to push it."

Reply:

Noble Remiel, we will remember your support in the future, and in recognition of your willingness to aid us we will reward you.

IMPERIAL DECREE:

WHEREAS The Emperor Remiel is a noted and trusted ally, who has long supported us in our endeavours.

NOTING That our word is as law.

NOTING That it is our right to bestow upon those that are our loyal friends certain territories.

We do hereby gift unto Emperor Remiel that portion of our Empire within this Milky Way, to govern in our stead into perpetuity. From now on we do name you Duke of The Maw.

OOC: MM, as long as its your own space your giving away, I'm fine. Though, try to give away my territory and you'll be asking for it.

OOC: MM, as long as its your own space your giving away, I'm fine. Though, try to give away my territory and you'll be asking for it.

OOC: I just gave away your cluster holdings. Take exception to it. Please. I'm counting on it in fact. Or you can ignore it. Then I get to enforce my wishes. Either way, I win.

OOC: @Chrono:
1.) I've done nothing to make MM mad.
2.) This is too much of a n00b act, even for MM.


OoC: I see absolutely nothing noobish about this besides your comments, SQ. This is comedy, it is funny, and it is based off the actions of a real person, an American who, as I recall, proclaimed himself Emporer of the United States. More amusing is the fact that the Americans, out of good will or sympathy, humored him, and it would make for decent RP if you did similarly, rather than spouting "mm is teh noobzor".

IC:
Somewhere in the Horizon System...

Sky Marshal James Mexico found himself laughing heartily at the message recieved only moments before, but found the official replies issued by the SeaQuestian government even more amusing. Clicking the comm button, he jokingly replied, "Here here, this change is a welcome one! In support of this cause, we offer all of the pickled hog's feet surplus of this quarter. We hope you will find this of use!"

OOC: Lolzers. Looks like I've made it in NS FT.

Just to be safe though....time to put on my humorless Commie IC face....

And I've heard of the Emperor of the US.

IC:

The Workers State will not stand by and watch some piddling would-be Napoleon try and make monkeys of us. Try and enforce your decree, you logger-headed mountabank. The Workers and Peasants will oppose you all the way as an Enemy of the People. Have a great day.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

And from some other random guy asked about this in a Ralph's Supermarket somewhere in Los Angeles-

"I dunno about that. But I do know Bill Brasky is a ten-foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. Has this Roger dude done that?"

OOC: @Parlim:
1.) It is compared to MM's usual style.
2.) I've done nothing n00bish or newbish here, or anywhere else for that matter.
3.) I've made no official replies, so stop godmodding that I did.
4.) I know what's its based on. MM sent me the link to the Wiki article on it.
5.) What kind of serious RP'er uses Leet speak?
@MM: Then you should have been more specific. The Maw is also the name of the group of black holes where the Galactic Empire has that research facility in canon.
As for the star cluster, you didn't include Waterhelper in your little decree, so that's null and void. I was only leasing the space from Waterhelper as the star cluster was, and still is, his property.
Oh, and I'll be making a thread for this. You aren't going to get any of my stuff without a fight. I won't take this lying down. You are in for some serious surprises. Congrats, you've awoken a sleeping dragon.

IC: Throne Room, Imperial Palace, the true Atlantis, Altera

"They dare think they can just give away territory that falls under SeaQuestian jurisdiction!"

"Technically, the entire star cluster belongs to Waterhelper, but you are right that the space in question falls under our jurisdiction."

"We can't, and we won't, stand for this! Prep all ships. Its time to show off our new toys."

OOC: Here's the link to the thread, MM & ND (its closed to only the three of us).
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=10656322#post10656322
No, you can't use Fluid Time. This thread is taking place during the Huntaerian Civil War.

OOC: Lolzers. Looks like I've made it in NS FT.

Just to be safe though....time to put on my humorless Commie IC face....

And I've heard of the Emperor of the US.

IC:

The Workers State will not stand by and watch some piddling would-be Napoleon try and make monkeys of us. Try and enforce your decree, you logger-headed mountabank. The Workers and Peasants will oppose you all the way as an Enemy of the People. Have a great day.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

And from some other random guy asked about this in a Ralph's Supermarket somewhere in Los Angeles-

"I dunno about that. But I do know Bill Brasky is a ten-foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. Has this Roger dude done that?"

OOC: Don't worry, you haven't really. What you actually are is a placeholder. "Emperor of the United States, and Protector of Mexico" he was. I needed a Mexico to my America. Although by rights SQ should have been Mexico... Oh well.

You also realize that I'm simply referring to you as a protectorate, right?

IC:

Reply:

Napoleon? You would compare Us to Napoleon? Not only a failure, but a FRENCH Failure? Compare Us to a greater man if you would, perhaps Gustavuys Adolphus if you even know who that is.

OOC: SQ, I'm seriously thinking this is a joke...come on.

MM, either way, it's good that somebody's targeted me for conquest, even as as part of a crazed rambling that's not serious.

IC:

We know who Gustavus Adolphus is. See, he was a man who was sane, creative, a military genius, and not a jerk--unlike you. And besides, Ghenghis Khan carved out a bigger empire than he did, so meh.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

OOC: Ehh, I've got to get to class. My thread that's closed to the three of us is still up if it comes down to that. If not, I can always bring my 240 ships as my second wave in the Huntarian Civil War RP.

OOC: SQ, I'm seriously thinking this is a joke...come on.

MM, either way, it's good that somebody's targeted me for conquest, even as as part of a crazed rambling that's not serious.

IC:

We know who Gustavus Adolphus is. See, he was a man who was sane, creative, a military genius, and not a jerk--unlike you. And besides, Ghenghis Khan carved out a bigger empire than he did, so meh.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

OOC: You're not a target for conquest. SQ is my only target, and he made an impressive mistake. He picked the fight against me. You and I both know he can't win against what I'm going to send. It really isn't a joke you see. This is the exact outcome I wanted. He thinks he can play the game you see.

IC:

Then you may compare us to Ghengis if it is your desire.

- Message to Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok --

Please make the sum of 750 trillion credits payable to Aeraeon Skye, Baron, Esquire, XVII, part two.

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- Message to Emperor Remiel --

As per standard procedure with respect to the retroactive transfer of power tax levied upon the now owned by other people entities involved, you are now in debt to the Triad Consortium on the order of 250 trillion credits. Small bills please.

Unless of course you are not interested in that piddly little cluster of that piddly little galaxy.

The United states is still laughing about this, and watches every one get taxed or fined for no good reason.

- Message to Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok --

Please make the sum of 750 trillion credits payable to Aeraeon Skye, Baron, Esquire, XVII, part two.

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- Message to Emperor Remiel --

As per standard procedure with respect to the retroactive transfer of power tax levied upon the now owned by other people entities involved, you are now in debt to the Triad Consortium on the order of 250 trillion credits. Small bills please.

Unless of course you are not interested in that piddly little cluster of that piddly little galaxy.

"We do not accept any debts that you have contrived against us. Begone now, and do not bother us again."

OOC: SQ, if you wanna get REALLY technical, I own the Cluster now, since I own WH.

OOC: You're not a target for conquest. SQ is my only target, and he made an impressive mistake. He picked the fight against me. You and I both know he can't win against what I'm going to send. It really isn't a joke you see. This is the exact outcome I wanted. He thinks he can play the game you see.

IC:

Then you may compare us to Ghengis if it is your desire.

OOC: I'm fine with the "Not a Target" Clause-I already have involvement in Huntaer's Civil War. Of course SeaQuest.....well, he is a fellow ally. So I am not quite sure what to do.

IC:

On the contrary. Ghengis was not the biggest man we could think of. Have you ever heard of a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?

OOC: I'm fine with the "Not a Target" Clause-I already have involvement in Huntaer's Civil War. Of course SeaQuest.....well, he is a fellow ally. So I am not quite sure what to do.

IC:

On the contrary. Ghengis was not the biggest man we could think of. Have you ever heard of a guy by the name of Bill Brasky?

OOC: If you get involved and assist SQ I'll have to kill your fleet. This is intended as a humbling. You needn't take any losses.

IC:

"He showers in Vodka, doesn't he? And feeds his child shrimp of some description, does he not? A decent enough man. We find that Jack Daniels is more to our taste though, or perhaps Old Tillmans Brandy. Is there something more that we do not know about this "Brasky" person?"

OOC: If you get involved and assist SQ I'll have to kill your fleet. This is intended as a humbling. You needn't take any losses.

IC:

"He showers in Vodka, doesn't he? And feeds his child shrimp of some description, does he not? A decent enough man. We find that Jack Daniels is more to our taste though, or perhaps Old Tillmans Brandy. Is there something more that we do not know about this "Brasky" person?"

IC:

He killed the famous radio host Wolfman Jack with a trident, and he's also known as the "Best Damn Trader on the Floor." For he orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson, and he named the group Sha Na Na against their will.

IC:

He killed the famous radio host Wolfman Jack with a trident, and he's also known as the "Best Damn Trader on the Floor." For he orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson, and he named the group Sha Na Na against their will.

"We are impressed. He may be the Assistant Inspector of Attractive Women, after James Mexico, our Inspector of Attractive Women."

The Imperium does not fall under the jurisdiction of Godulan law; however, we shall pay you in full; in paper money bearing the image of the Emperor of Seaquest. You shall be paid, to the full, in note standard of the glorious Roger I. We hope this pleases you; and it should be noted that we do not need Seaquestrian filth's territory; it is already ours. The influence of the Warp hangs heavy upon it; it is only a matter of time before it succumbs to anarchy.

Your friend, Remiel De Drakan, Galactic Emperor and Duke of the Maw

"We are impressed. He may be the Assistant Inspector of Attractive Women, after James Mexico, our Inspector of Attractive Women."

You do that.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

You do that.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

Would you like a position in the SeaQuestian Government?

Would you like a position in the SeaQuestian Government?

Good sir, we are a department of the Workers State of New Dornalia. As it is, we would like to reiterate that as a mere unitasking executive department, we cannot perform such a duty, nor we will be willing to. Therefore, we must respectfully decline.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

Good sir, we are a department of the Workers State of New Dornalia. As it is, we would like to reiterate that as a mere unitasking executive department, we cannot perform such a duty, nor we will be willing to. Therefore, we must respectfully decline.

-Commissariat of Foreign Affairs

That is acceptable. Have a cookie, and 500 dollars of SeaQuestian currency, bearing my likeness.

Inspectors and other Appointments:

Remiel De Drakan, Emperor of the Galactic Empire and Duke of the Maw: Inspector of Vice and Excess.

Lady Nightshade, Former Empress of the Galactic Empire, Inspector of Attractive Men.

James Mexico, Ruler of Parlim, Inspector of Attractive Women.

Shoo Mi Esh, Ruler of Talaax, Inspector of Bikinis and Disgusting Obesity.

Baum Eire, of Jange Jangle Ridge, Minister of Foreign Curries.

John Cleese, of Jordxia, Minister of Silly Walks.

Jack O'Neil, Chairman of Northrop Grumman, Minister of Shiney Things.

Sergius Varus, of Rosania Nova, Minister of Aquiring Good Cheap Internet Porn.

Rodney Davidson, Minister of Pimping.

"We do not accept any debts that you have contrived against us. Begone now, and do not bother us again."

You will pay. As you have accepted ownership of the nation, so have you accepted the debt. It is unavoidable. You will pay or you will die. We have SO awaited the proper venue to unleash our Kythons in their fullest potential, although the proper acquisition of a legitimate target has pestered us for ages. A petulent fool such as yourself is prime fodder for the horror that is the Kython Scourge.

You will pay. As you have accepted ownership of the nation, so have you accepted the debt. It is unavoidable. You will pay or you will die. We have SO awaited the proper venue to unleash our Kythons in their fullest potential, although the proper acquisition of a legitimate target has pestered us for ages. A petulent fool such as yourself is prime fodder for the horror that is the Kython Scourge.

They did not truly owe you this debt. We feel no obligation to pay what did not exist. You may take payment from our Duke of the Maw if you wish. If you truly insist we will pay you.

No. We must insist that we take it out of your hide.

+++Commit to: Imperial Record+++
+++Crossfile to: Hereticus+++
+++Hereticus/text: Miehm+++
+++Input Date: 3001123.M47+++
+++Input Clearance: Inquisitor Janiarias+++
+++Authors: Meian, Roger +++
+++Thought for the Day: Listen not to the Words of the Heretic, their words of a world where Xeno and human live together are simple Lies.+++

My Lords,

At the pre-emptory request of a large majority of the citizens of the Imperial Nycarian Grand Navy of SeaQuest, I Roger Ramius Alexander Chiang Mackclintok, formerly of Imperial City, Norau, and now for the last 9 decades and 10 months, Manticore Prime, declare and proclaim myself the Emperor of The Imperial Nycarian Grand Navy of SeaQuest, and Protector of The Workers State of New Dornalia

This message was recived only a few hours ago, however, it is likely to reach you later then this, maybe a few hours later.

This message was created by A Warlord calling himself "Emperor Roger I". This name records is the Warlord Ruling the Miehm Empire. This Empire have made pacts, or alliances with the Foul Traitors of Remiel, who we where ordered to look after.

The nation naturally declined this message, however, it seems a War is errupting over this inncident, which may be a time for us to make a strike. Miehm are making enemies, and we would only be one of many...however, these SeaQuestians are no better then the Heretics themselves, so I am unsure.

I shall Leave this Decision to you My Lords.

May the Emperor choose Wisely

Talion Meian.

[This would be the perfect time to launch my planned invasion of SQ...]

No. We must insist that we take it out of your hide.

You may attempt this. Your Kythons will not save you this time. The SeaQuestians have surrendered and fled from our just wrath. In so doing they have accepted our right to rule them. Our province will make the payment to you.

*Snip*
OOC: SQ, if you wanna get REALLY technical, I own the Cluster now, since I own WH.

OOC: @MM: Then you'll understand when I say I don't recognize that authority IC'ly or OOC'ly (similar to the situation between the US and Cuba).

The Imperium does not fall under the jurisdiction of Godulan law; however, we shall pay you in full; in paper money bearing the image of the Emperor of Seaquest. You shall be paid, to the full, in note standard of the glorious Roger I. We hope this pleases you; and it should be noted that we do not need Seaquestrian filth's territory; it is already ours. The influence of the Warp hangs heavy upon it; it is only a matter of time before it succumbs to anarchy.

Your friend, Remiel De Drakan, Galactic Emperor and Duke of the Maw

OOC: @Chrono: If the money isn't recognized by the true SeaQuestian government, then that means you just payed Godular with counterfit(sp?) money.

That is acceptable. Have a cookie, and 500 dollars of SeaQuestian currency, bearing my likeness.

OOC: @MM: See what I just told Chrono.

Inspectors and other Appointments:

Remiel De Drakan, Emperor of the Galactic Empire and Duke of the Maw: Inspector of Vice and Excess.

Lady Nightshade, Former Empress of the Galactic Empire, Inspector of Attractive Men.

James Mexico, Ruler of Parlim, Inspector of Attractive Women.

Shoo Mi Esh, Ruler of Talaax, Inspector of Bikinis and Disgusting Obesity.

Baum Eire, of Jange Jangle Ridge, Minister of Foreign Curries.

John Cleese, of Jordxia, Minister of Silly Walks.

Jack O'Neil, Chairman of Northrop Grumman, Minister of Shiney Things.

Sergius Varus, of Rosania Nova, Minister of Aquiring Good Cheap Internet Porn.

Rodney Davidson, Minister of Pimping.

OOC: @MM: Interesting government you have set up for yourself. Interesting, but useless.

[This would be the perfect time to launch my planned invasion of SQ...]

OOC: @TGB: Got to find me first. After I seal the wormhole, my galaxy will be 'lost' as the only people who know its relation to the position of the Milky Way Galaxy are those I trust.

You may attempt this. Your Kythons will not save you this time. The SeaQuestians have surrendered and fled from our just wrath. In so doing they have accepted our right to rule them. Our province will make the payment to you.

OOC: @MM: Ehh, IC propaganda that's false. Interesting tactic.

OOC: I know I may not be involved, but SQ, I must ask: You do realize that by cutting your empire off from the Milky Way, you wouldn't be able to RP with most people anymore, right?

ooc: There are places other than the Milky Way. *points at the Imperial and Aphotic galaxies as examples* It's better to not have to deal with that massive conglomerate of insanity anyways, too many people and too many competeing factions who don't really know who they border.

ooc: There are places other than the Milky Way. *points at the Imperial and Aphotic galaxies as examples* It's better to not have to deal with that massive conglomerate of insanity anyways, too many people and too many competeing factions who don't really know who they border.

OOC: Exactly why Kyanges and I started the Aphotic Galaxy in the first place. Good grief....

EDIT:

MM, I'd suggest you listen to Godular. He's WAY more powerful than you are.

OOC: I know I may not be involved, but SQ, I must ask: You do realize that by cutting your empire off from the Milky Way, you wouldn't be able to RP with most people anymore, right?

OOC: Yes. It will limit the number of Milky Way based RP's I can interact with, but I know the location of the MWG compared to my home, so I can travel between the two with FTL tech.

ooc: There are places other than the Milky Way. *points at the Imperial and Aphotic galaxies as examples* It's better to not have to deal with that massive conglomerate of insanity anyways, too many people and too many competeing factions who don't really know who they border.

OOC: I have to agree with you on that. Of course, with current U.E.O. regional philosphy, the entire galaxy is shared territory (all of it belongs to all member nations).

OOC: Exactly why Kyanges and I started the Aphotic Galaxy in the first place. Good grief....

EDIT:

MM, I'd suggest you listen to Godular. He's WAY more powerful than you are.

OOC: Huntaer... You should know me better than that by now. Godular does not impress me. If hetries to get involved in my conuest I'll simply point out that the thread is closed. If SQ decides to shut himself off, all for the better in my opinion. I'll plant mines and Forts all over the place around the wormhole, and turn it into a shipyard. I can always use another shipyard.

OOC: Huntaer... You should know me better than that by now. Godular does not impress me. If hetries to get involved in my conuest I'll simply point out that the thread is closed.

This would stop Godular from helping SQ how?

OOC: Huntaer... You should know me better than that by now. Godular does not impress me. If hetries to get involved in my conuest I'll simply point out that the thread is closed.

OOC: That's only one thread. He could make another.

If SQ decides to shut himself off, all for the better in my opinion. I'll plant mines and Forts all over the place around the wormhole, and turn it into a shipyard. I can always use another shipyard.

OOC: Just because I would seal the MWG end of the wormhole doesn't mean I'm going isolationist (I don't use it that much anymore anyways). Besides, I've already got my mines in place (and I mean mine clouds (Galaxy Quest style lay-out)).

OOC: That's only one thread. He could make another.



OOC: Just because I would seal the MWG end of the wormhole doesn't mean I'm going isolationist (I don't use it that much anymore anyways). Besides, I've already got my mines in place (and I mean mine clouds (Galaxy Quest style lay-out)).

OOC: He has no reason to make another. He's not involved in the first RP, and he can't affect it by attacking me elsewhere. Basiclly, youmade thius between the two of us. Even if I destroy your galaxy, your friends can't get involved, because I'm holding you to that thread. Closed. Just the three of us. Unless you think you can't beat me, even at 2-1 odds. If you try that route I'll get MY allies. Or even just 2 allies against your 30 something UEO children. Basically, you can either fight this one like a man, or I get some old friends and go all out on you. Why am I doing this? Two reasons: your aggravating habit of lecturing and arguing everything has annoyed me, you need humbling a bit. Two: I don't think you have the guts to risk it all, even with the odds in your favor.

OOC: He has no reason to make another. He's not involved in the first RP, and he can't affect it by attacking me elsewhere. Basiclly, youmade thius between the two of us. Even if I destroy your galaxy, your friends can't get involved, because I'm holding you to that thread. Closed. Just the three of us. Unless you think you can't beat me, even at 2-1 odds. If you try that route I'll get MY allies. Or even just 2 allies against your 30 something UEO children. Basically, you can either fight this one like a man, or I get some old friends and go all out on you. Why am I doing this? Two reasons: your aggravating habit of lecturing and arguing everything has annoyed me, you need humbling a bit. Two: I don't think you have the guts to risk it all, even with the odds in your favor.
You know that is not how it works right? Seriously.

You know that is not how it works right? Seriously.

Not usually, but this time, that's exactly how it's going to work. I'm dictating the terms to this one, SQ has the numbers, I have the battleground and mode of combat. Such are the rules of the duel. Godular can attack me if he wishes, but it would be in SQs best interest to keep his friends out of this. I'm not going to be nice about this one. If SQ thinks that he can challenge me, and then hide behind his allies when I show up in greater numbers, he is sadly mistaken. He wants to play the game, he'll play it the same way the rest of us do, one fleet against another. I've even given him the benefit of an ally. If he doesn't want to fight with favorable odds, I have to wonder why.

Not usually, but this time, that's exactly how it's going to work. I'm dictating the terms to this one, SQ has the numbers, I have the battleground and mode of combat. Such are the rules of the duel. Godular can attack me if he wishes, but it would be in SQs best interest to keep his friends out of this. I'm not going to be nice about this one. If SQ thinks that he can challenge me, and then hide behind his allies when I show up in greater numbers, he is sadly mistaken. He wants to play the game, he'll play it the same way the rest of us do, one fleet against another. I've even given him the benefit of an ally. If he doesn't want to fight with favorable odds, I have to wonder why.
For one thing, you seem to lack understanding in the fundemental concept of 'cooperative roleplay', wherein people agree on what the rules are and (sometimes) the outcome of the RP. Trying to club SQ over the head with "MY R0LEZZ!!!!111" is for one monsterously immature, and also note how the rules work.

I also find your trying to 'humble' SQ a laughable excuse; it's like trying to point out the speck in someone elses eye when you've got a fucking 2 x 4 in yours. You continuously wank every aspect of your nation, you know nothing of balance, and you're arrogant enough to think that almost being a year old makes you able to stand up to people like AMF because some people coddle you instead of striking you down for the crap you pull.

It's truly sickening.

The key point to my insertion into this thread is to make a point:

I have as much right to levy a supermassive bill on Mini Miehm as Mini Miehm has to declare himself emperor of two other nations without their permission. Be it a joke or not:

None.

Knowing that we are on equal legal grounds at this particular point in time, Mini Miehm is given two options: Withdraw from the situation entirely, particularly in the area of pursuing hostilities against SeaQuest and New Dornalia, or continue on in the full knowledge that I WILL come calling, most likely with a metaphorical kneebreaking sledge.

K? K.

OOC: @Chrono: If the money isn't recognized by the true SeaQuestian government, then that means you just payed Godular with counterfit(sp?) money.


OOC: Somebody get this man a banana! I know that, I don't care if its counterfeit; its pretty

Indeed it is.

The floral pattern on the front is exquisitely intricate, the kittens on the back look so realistic that one can almost hear the purring, and the typeset is quite pleasing to look upon.

We shall have it framed on the morrow.

That being said, as Chronosia has made no move to enforce his 'fief' there was no need to actually collect. Mini Miehm however, has to pay with his own money...

For one thing, you seem to lack understanding in the fundemental concept of 'cooperative roleplay', wherein people agree on what the rules are and (sometimes) the outcome of the RP. Trying to club SQ over the head with "MY R0LEZZ!!!!111" is for one monsterously immature, and also note how the rules work.

I also find your trying to 'humble' SQ a laughable excuse; it's like trying to point out the speck in someone elses eye when you've got a fucking 2 x 4 in yours. You continuously wank every aspect of your nation, you know nothing of balance, and you're arrogant enough to think that almost being a year old makes you able to stand up to people like AMF because some people coddle you instead of striking you down for the crap you pull.

It's truly sickening.

The rules are as follows: SQ has challenged my authority, legitimate or not. He has created a thread for this. HE has made it closed to anyone other than myself and New Dornalia. If he had wanted the ability to call in allies, he wouldn't have made it a two on one thread. These are not the rules I have made, these are the rules SQ has forced upon himself. That is the only thread I'll be acknowledging for this RP, meaning Godular cannot ride to poor little SQs rescue. If SQ WANTS Godulars help then he'll have to deal with whatever help I bring in. In the end it is in his best interest to keep things as they are. As for deciding the outcome before hand, that's for fools and damn fools. Which are you?

Now, addressing your second point: And you continuously talk, without actually DOING anything. When you've shown me that you can fight and RP like the rest of us, then I'll consider some of the things you say. Until then you're all talk, without the respect I pay to those that have earned it. I've said it once and I'll say it again I'm sure. AMF is overblown. He's impressive enough, and he's a good fighter, but his primary force relies on numbers. I have always relied on simply being BETTER than the rest of my opponents.

Now, Chronosia has made several very good points to me in the last few days, and the end result is thus: SQ is on a permanent hard ignore. Godular is temporarily on ignore, for being an ass and interfering where he wasn't needed. Electron X is ignored, same as SQ, because you simply annoy the hell out of me. Seem a bit irrational? It is, because I'm tired of putting up with SQs arrogant lectures, Godulars attempts at empire building, and your simple arrogance. Perhaps when you actually start playing the game, instead of just critiquing those of us that do, I'll be willing to talk to you again. You aren't even one of us, just a cliqueish Earth RPer. Go back to your little friends and your comfort zone.

You seem to be acting like a big baby. You remind me of one those children who hold there breath when things don't go there way. It's like SQ was going to beat you in a games of checkers and you just threw the game board over and said you won.


If you act like this around NS your respect goes down a whole notch and soon you find yourself with none at all rping with you.

The rules are as follows: SQ has challenged my authority, legitimate or not. He has created a thread for this. HE has made it closed to anyone other than myself and New Dornalia. If he had wanted the ability to call in allies, he wouldn't have made it a two on one thread. These are not the rules I have made, these are the rules SQ has forced upon himself. That is the only thread I'll be acknowledging for this RP, meaning Godular cannot ride to poor little SQs rescue. If SQ WANTS Godulars help then he'll have to deal with whatever help I bring in. In the end it is in his best interest to keep things as they are. As for deciding the outcome before hand, that's for fools and damn fools. Which are you?

Being his thread and all, he can change the rules when he sees fit.

Now, addressing your second point: And you continuously talk, without actually DOING anything. When you've shown me that you can fight and RP like the rest of us, then I'll consider some of the things you say. Until then you're all talk, without the respect I pay to those that have earned it. I've said it once and I'll say it again I'm sure. AMF is overblown. He's impressive enough, and he's a good fighter, but his primary force relies on numbers. I have always relied on simply being BETTER than the rest of my opponents.

Oh yes, my favourite, pull something out your ass so you can ignore what someone says to you. I don't need to show you anything to validate my point; doing such things has nothing to do with the topic at hand.

Oh please, please!!! respect me so my life can be complete! :rolleyes:

I also find it funny you think you're better then everyone else; it just gets down to you wanking harder than everyone else, almost refusing to take any real losses, yelling at people who tell you what you're doing is going to own them, and masturbating to your own 'technology.' If you were a better writer than AMF, or if you had the same amount of non-wank war experience that he has, I might be on your side, but no; you just think you're better than everyone else.

Now, Chronosia has made several very good points to me in the last few days, and the end result is thus: SQ is on a permanent hard ignore. Godular is temporarily on ignore, for being an ass and interfering where he wasn't needed. Electron X is ignored, same as SQ, because you simply annoy the hell out of me. Seem a bit irrational? It is, because I'm tired of putting up with SQs arrogant lectures, Godulars attempts at empire building, and your simple arrogance. Perhaps when you actually start playing the game, instead of just critiquing those of us that do, I'll be willing to talk to you again. You aren't even one of us, just a cliqueish Earth RPer. Go back to your little friends and your comfort zone.

Really, you shouldn't be allowed to talk about anyone else being arrogant; it's just far to ironic to be comfortable.

No offense MM, if I wanted I probably could godmode my Eternals using their greater technologies and superior abilities to dominate many NS nations, but I don’t even on a few occasions I allowed my forces to be defeated because I do not use my Eternals in combat so that I am able to rp without causing controversy over the use of my Eternals and as well not take the fun out of having to rp on an equal level of other rpers. As well MM you say you have always relied on simply being ‘BETTER’ than your opponents. That cannot always happen remember that because there are many good rpers on NS.

Godular is temporarily on ignore, for being an ass and interfering where he wasn't needed.

Really MM. I thought you were at least slightly better than TCG. I find myself saddened that I am proven incorrect.

Oh, and I seriously doubt you'd be able to bring in much assistance. Strangely enough, even Chronosia admits that you're just another version of SeaQuest.

Just louder.

You seem to be acting like a big baby. You remind me of one those children who hold there breath when things don't go there way. It's like SQ was going to beat you in a games of checkers and you just threw the game board over and said you won.


If you act like this around NS your respect goes down a whole notch and soon you find yourself with none at all rping with you.

I am acting like someone who is quickly becoming tired of Godulars theory of "the only legitiamate wank is mine, or those few RPers I decide are acceptable", SQs incessant lecturing, ElectonXs pointless involvement, and various other things. Mostly I'm pissed at Godular for attempting to ruin what would have been an interesting RP. Can't have anything that might upset the mold can we? Originality and humor are things to be dreaded in II it seems. Am I annoyed that Godular seems to think it's his beholden duty to be my personal forum nazi? Yes, yes I am.

@Scand: That's all well and good. The point was not better in terms of RP skill, but in a balancing act. Size of an opponent offset by a technological edge. We all know that most of the small nations would not last very long were it not for the alliances. I'm basically a maverick, even within the GE. When your opponent outnumbers you by 3-1, what is the ultimate reaction? You come up with something better than what he's using. You can't outnumber your opponent, so you compensate in other ways, better weapons, better defenses, better everything, until you reach parity. Because honestly, where would the fun be if we all took Godulars route, with the wanktastic Kythons that have only one weakness, are effectively impossible to kill, have nearly unlimited numbers, and can't be stopped by anything?

@Godular: Incorrect. The exact quote is "In the presence of SQ I end up just as bad as he is." If you are going to make quotes, make them properly. And you have no right to call me like TCG. The situations are quite reversed for one thing. SQ issued the challenge, SQ started the thread, SQ had the backup of another nation. I was more in the position of TCG, and all I asked for was a reasonable fight. You on the other hand took a very different side this time. Where it was acceptable to reduce the number of opponents down to 2-1 against TCG, it would seem that it is a crime for the same to be done in my case. In fact, not only was it 2-1, but it was 2-1 with me outnumbered population wise as well. Now explain why they should need your help.

HEy MM> Maybe there wouldn;t have a been a problem if you had asked SQ about it first instead of making the thread first. Maybe that would have been the smarter route then just seeming like a total noob.

I am acting like someone who is quickly becoming tired of Godulars theory of "the only legitiamate wank is mine, or those few RPers I decide are acceptable", SQs incessant lecturing, ElectonXs pointless involvement, and various other things. Mostly I'm pissed at Godular for attempting to ruin what would have been an interesting RP. Can't have anything that might upset the mold can we? Originality and humor are things to be dreaded in II it seems. Am I annoyed that Godular seems to think it's his beholden duty to be my personal forum nazi? Yes, yes I am.

Yes, goading someone makes for a great RP :rolleyes:.

@Scand: That's all well and good. The point was not better in terms of RP skill, but in a balancing act. Size of an opponent offset by a technological edge. We all know that most of the small nations would not last very long were it not for the alliances. I'm basically a maverick, even within the GE. When your opponent outnumbers you by 3-1, what is the ultimate reaction? You come up with something better than what he's using. You can't outnumber your opponent, so you compensate in other ways, better weapons, better defenses, better everything, until you reach parity. Because honestly, where would the fun be if we all took Godulars route, with the wanktastic Kythons that have only one weakness, are effectively impossible to kill, have nearly unlimited numbers, and can't be stopped by anything?

Pfft, just because you say that your shit is better than everyone elses doesn't make it true. In fact it's just freaking wanky to the extreme.

HEy MM> Maybe there wouldn;t have a been a problem if you had asked SQ about it first instead of making the thread first. Maybe that would have been the smarter route then just seeming like a total noob.

But where's the fun in that? Plus, contact him via TG? Takes forever to get a reply. Via MSN? I don't want to talk to him any more than necessary. Plus, asking SQ would have resulted in an inevitable negative response, because he lacks a sense of humor, as evidenced by the fact that he thinks firing off fireworks in the shape of a ":upyours:" is funny. It is in fact rather pointless, and more likely to annoy, whereas the sheer INSANITY of Roger would have been worth a few giggles.

I picked SQ because he was the topic of discussion when Emperor Norton was brought up, not because I enjoy dealing with him. After his initial reaction, it ws clear that I could gain some benefit from goading him into combat, and so I did, assuming that his allies would be intelligent enough to leave well enough alone. The fact is that I would have left him alone militarily had he not been a smartass when he retreated. I had intended to kill whatever he sent, and then simply sit around making amusing appointments and decrees, but we saw how that ended. Instead of doing a bit of killing and alot of giggling, SQ took thiungs MUCH too seriously, and along with Godular, shot the RP repeatedly in the head with a very large bore shotgun. Like maybe a Punt Gun.

If you knew he wouldn't have liked it if you TGed him then wouldn't have been smart to realize that he wouldn't have liked it uninformed? Sometimes its plain common sense. Don't do something if you know it will piss them off greatly.

*yawn* See, this is where the fun drains out and everyone just sits around and bitches, this is why I don't bother with stats, or anything too involving. I just RP

this is why I don't bother with stats, or anything too involving. I just RP

Seconded. Finally, somebody who openly agrees with me. :)

Not to hate on anybody else of course, I really don't want to get burned over.

Seconded. Finally, somebody who openly agrees with me. :)

Not to hate on anybody else of course, I really don't want to get burned over.

No problem. I think I'm gonna have the mods lock this, as it is beyond its usefulness.

Course not; if people want to put huge amounts of stats and details in; fine; but I judge on RP skill; not the size of your factbook

Course not; if people want to put huge amounts of stats and details in; fine; but I judge on RP skill; not the size of your factbook

I keep the factbook to say "Here, I have evidence." Because when I appear, questions start to pop up, and I must have answers.