Ogaswara
30-09-2005, 22:56
"Due to a pattern of terrorism and multiple kidnappings involving mutant teddy bear zombies, we have no choice but the declare war on the Dominion of AngryEwoks."
"We start bombing in Fifteen minutes."
Have a nice day :)
BS Digital reported Jackie Shriver strolls away in shock, but manages this to say: "dammmnnnn....."
Ogaswara
30-09-2005, 23:38
"Time's up!"
The President picks up the crimson red phone and dials the code in.
"Operation Rachel's Big Kiss is a go."
Joey "Bang, bang" Bing let the handset rest in the cradle and kicked back on the desk.
Commander Adama was out, and probably for the better, thought General "Buck" Turgenson the IV. The old man couldn't stand the former Speaker of the House, now President. He was a...shmuck.
Fifty miles into AngryEwok territory, and 26,000 ft above it.
All that could be seen (if the AE weren't as impotent as many believed), were two of the overhauled (w/ DD-233 engines) EB-52G Megafortress, one leading the charge while her sister held back.
Lt. Col. Dan Mclanahan kept the Wild Weasel flying battleship on course, while Capt. Sarah Moreau readied the weapons.
First Lt. Jake Lenson roared (he had to) over the ear sets, "1 minute."
Dan closed his eyes, and began a prayer, "Hail Mary..."
"Good Evening, this Bill Cronkite of BS Digital. Almost a half an hour after President Bing's speech, the OAF began strategic bombing of targets in the Dominion of AngryEwoks. It has been confirmed that over 75% of known targets and military units have been destroyed."
"The Department of Defense has released a statement that no nuclear weapons nor have any of the bioengineered kaiju. "
"As of now, the 10 million man, woman, zombie, and kaijuoid strong Ogaswaran Army has broken through the withered AE's defenses. We are now fifty miles in country and it doesn't look like they'll be stopping at any time."
"We now go to our BSD reporter in country...wait...I just...lost a prompter.What the..."
"I've just been informed we are going off the air."