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For the notice of:

The Holy Republic of RHon Mr T

Over the last 3 months, military activity has be upgraded around the borders of The Holy Republic of RHon Mr T.

Repeated questioning over the validity of your actions have been put forward, but with no legitimate response. As such, The Peoples Republic of Steveoville has no option but to declare war on The Holy Republic of RHon Mr T as of 17th August 2005.

Foreign Minister

The Peoples Republic of Steveoville

oh ok

Say what?!!!
You dare declare war on Mr T?

I'm gonna throw you helluva far!...

From a Steveoville news report:

"...As of 1200 bst, military action was taken by Steveoville forces, which broke though the outer defences of The Holy Republic of the RHon Mr T...."

".... many casualties from the Mr. T forces are reported.... Steveoville ground forces are making fast progress, thier job made easier by superior air support...."

News report from The Holy Republic of the RHon Mr T:

"... an unprovoked attack from the fascist state of Steveoville .... reports of many casualties as the invading forces targeted the many youth centres in the nation's capital..."

Official Statement from the RHon Mr T:

"I can't be beat. I won't be beat"

From a Steveoville news report:

"....much of the areas affected by war and in ruins.... Mr. T forces have been forced back to the capital.... Heavy fighting reported in capital.... A series of controlled airstikes have taken place in areas belived to hold high ranking personel.... Unconfirmed rumors that Mr. T himself is seriously wounded..."

A number of people gather around the obvious better RP'er Steveoville and the need-trained RP'er RHon Mr T who engage each other in a very weird way.

They say: "Fight, fight, fight!"

I will RHon of mr t in any way I can. I am sending 7,000 troops equipped with AK-47's AK-104's MKII Grenades and Smoke Grenades.

Then, all of a sudden, a nOOb enters the scene...

Official statement by The Peoples Republic of Steveoville:




"If The Democratic Republic of Drumcorpsia pursues the action of aiding the falling Holy Republic of The RHon Mr. T, a state of war will exist. It would be ill advised to involve yourselves in this situation. THIS ALSO APPLIES TO ANYONE ELSE AIDING THE ENEMIES OF STEVEOVILLE

-Joint Statement by the Council of War, Steveoville"

News report from The Holy Republic of the RHon Mr T:

"... Steveoville armed forces seemingly unerestimated the courage and guile of Mr T personal guard and the many mercinaries dwelling within the nations capital..."

"...A Team alpha, along with the aid of the 7000 troops Hitler the Nazi sent, have broken the Steveoville front line..."

Message From: Hitler The Nazi
Message To: Steveoville

You attacked a nation for no reason and now you will be the one who gets defeated!! Unless you prove to me a very good reason for attacking them I will help defend Steveoville. I am also sending 10 VBCI APC's. I am also ordering air raids of The land Steveoville took from Rhon Of Mr T.

News report form Steveoville:


"Mr.T forces broke though Steveoville frontlines in a last ditch attempt to halt our progress, however a battalion of Steveoville troops had already taken possition , flanking Mr. T forces, as communication lines within the Mr. T army had be severed.

The Steveoville Government again reaffirmed their desision to go to war, after Mr. T had trebled military activity over the last 3 months along its borders with Steveoville.

Mr. T's surrender is expected in the near future, a survey by Reuters said"

I am sending 40 Monster Artillery to attack Steveoville. I am also ordering air raids of the Steveoville Army's frontline.

Steveoville news report:

"Sporadic fighting continues in the heavily scarred capital. Steveoville forces now hunt down Mr. T and other high ranking officials.

....Additional hostile forces have attacked from the south of the nation, in a futile attempt to aid the decimated armies of Mr. T., believed to be sent by Hitler the Nazi....

Steveoville aircraft were scrambled to intercept incoming bombers of Hitler the Nazi.... the majority of invading aircraft were destroyed. Some casualties are reported, by ground forces, but numbers have yet been confirmed.

The Steveoville Government is preparing a statement on the recent, and unprovoked hostlities by Hitler the Nazi, as other nations have already shown shock at Hitler's actions."


NEWS FLASH:

"Unconfirmed reports that Steveoville groundforces have located underground military research laboratories. Earlier this year there had been rumors regarding Mr. T's invovement in a Bio Weapons Program, directly breaking conventions set up between Steveoville and Mr. T in July 2000.

Steveoville Government officials refuse to comment on whether these rumours are true, simply saying:

"it would be inappropriate to comment on the situation until our own weapons inspectors can safely enter the areas for further investigation"

There is still no offical statement regarding attacks by Hitler the Nazi on Steveoville forces"

News report from The Holy Republic of the RHon Mr T:

"...regret that the nation's capital, Baracan, has fallen. Mr T's whereabouts is currently unknown, but one of the country's leading military figures, General Sir Gary Coleman is believed to have been captured..."

Statement by The Steveoville Government:

"At 1340 bst, Gary Coleman, a High ranking official from the Mr T army has been captured. He has been taken to a local hospital under Steveoville control, but purely for precautionary reasons. He will be interogated over the weapons labs recently discovered under the capital"


Steveoville Newsreport:

"The government has still not confirmed reports that the high ranking official captured earlier has given offical notification of the surrender of Mr T forces, however, more information on the Bio Weapons Labs is expected soon."

Live News report from The Holy Republic of the RHon Mr T:

"Gary, what can you tell us about the weapons labs?"
"Watcha talkin about?..."

Other News

"...Mr T feared either dead, or in hiding. Reports of a Black 1982 GMC van racing away from the capital are as yet unconfirmed..."

Steveoville News Report:

"VICTORY!

Gary Coleman, taking resonsibility for the Holy Rebublic of RHon Mr T has submitted their unconditional surrender.

Mr T himself, fled the burning capital, abandoning his people and army.

A full investigation into the Bio Weapons Programs have begun.

Speculation to whether the SSF (Steveoville Special Forces) will be pursuing the renegade Mr T has not been satisfed, although the SSP (Steveoville Secret Police) will most likely be on alert for the wanted man.

Aid for the Mr T refugees is currently being organised, as foriegn charites have already begun the the first signs of a relief effort.

Official casualties will be confirmed at a later date"

To the government of Steveoville,
It has come to our intention that RHon mr T will need support in the reconstruction of their country. 5,000 relief workers are already en route from my nation. We hope that you will also aid this fallen nation and rebuild it back to glory.

Steveoville News Report:

"VICTORY!

Gary Coleman, taking resonsibility for the Holy Rebublic of RHon Mr T has submitted their unconditional surrender.

Mr T himself, fled the burning capital, abandoning his people and army.

A full investigation into the Bio Weapons Programs have begun.

Speculation to whether the SSF (Steveoville Special Forces) will be pursuing the renegade Mr T has not been satisfed, although the SSP (Steveoville Secret Police) will most likely be on alert for the wanted man.

Aid for the Mr T refugees is currently being organised, as foriegn charites have already begun the the first signs of a relief effort.

Official casualties will be confirmed at a later date"
Isn't up to RHon T to decide wether or not they have surrendered?

In a darkened room officials talked over a projection screen.

"Now is the time to strike, now is the time to imperialize. We can quickly crush both war weary republics and sieze their lands."

"Now, now, that isn't good behavior, lets just sit back and watch. They can become powerful trading partners in time..."

"humf"

To: Steveoville
From: Kenix Kil, Secretary of State, the Democratic Imperium of Halberdgardia
Re: WMD Stockpile

If the reports of an illegal stockpile of WMDs being found in RHon Mr T territory are true, then we offer our assistance in destroying these illegal stockpiles. We would like to remind you that, as a UN member nation, you are prohibited from creating, possessing, and/or using biological and chemical weapons by Resolution #113 (UN Biological Weapons Ban) (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/UN_Biological_Weapons_Ban) and Resolution #106 (Ban Chemical Weapons) (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=UN_past_resolutions/start=106). However, Resolution #109 (Nuclear Armaments) (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/page=UN_past_resolutions/start=108) does preserve the right of UN member nations to possess nuclear weapons, though your country's budget is currently inadequate to begin nuclear research, and many nations will not sell nuclear weapons to a nation with a population under 100 million. In conclusion, if you so wish, we would like to oversee the destruction of these stockpiles of biological weapons, to ensure that they are properly disposed of and no longer pose a threat to any nation. We thank you for your time.

Respectfully,
Kenix Kil
Secretary of State
The Democratic Imperium of Halberdgardia

TOP SECRET MESSAGE

From: The Republic of Arabanistan

To: Steveoville

The Republic of Arabanistan will pay you 250 million USD to buy ALL chemical and biological weapons that you have.

Arabanistan is NOT a UN member thus we are not legally obliged to follow the insane UN resolutions on weapons.

We hope you consider this offer.

Keep this request TOP SECRET.

President Hafez al Assad

Exerpts from an offical statement from the Steveoville government:


"...Surrender [of RHon Mr T territories] was negotiated behind closed doors....

It has been discovered that Mr T has been producing biological weapons, and their delivery systems.... A paper detailling our discoveries will be published soon.

...aid work is ongoing..... future plans for the country will also be announced at a later date...

Accusations of a continued military activity within Steveoville is unfounded, as are rumours of any WMD and Biological Weapons Programs.

Requests for UN weapons inspectors to examine BW sites in mandated territories (formaly The Holy Republic of the RHon Mr T) will be concidered."