The Panda Islands
10-05-2005, 23:52
From the Desk of "El Presidente Hongo the Dictator Panda"]
I am El Presidente Hongo, and i rule over the Panda Sea. It may look beatiful and it is, but we too face many hardships; like harrasement from giant reptillian monster called Calvinzilla, which we recieved from the country of Calvotopia long ago when it was still small...i got bored and flushed it down the toilet and there you go, a gaint scaley monster attacking any ships that cross it's path. Anyways, this message isn't about that, this message is for any country that wants to do buisness. I'm looking for weapons... advanced weapons... becasue all we have is bamboo, mud and rocks... we also have one fully function tank...well it's actually a just a kid ride we took from outside a mall and mounted a cannon on to it. so if your looking to make a buisness deal then contact me.
I am El Presidente Hongo, and i rule over the Panda Sea. It may look beatiful and it is, but we too face many hardships; like harrasement from giant reptillian monster called Calvinzilla, which we recieved from the country of Calvotopia long ago when it was still small...i got bored and flushed it down the toilet and there you go, a gaint scaley monster attacking any ships that cross it's path. Anyways, this message isn't about that, this message is for any country that wants to do buisness. I'm looking for weapons... advanced weapons... becasue all we have is bamboo, mud and rocks... we also have one fully function tank...well it's actually a just a kid ride we took from outside a mall and mounted a cannon on to it. so if your looking to make a buisness deal then contact me.