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Debt Collection Services

Debt Collection Agency
08-05-2005, 22:03
An exlusive offer for multi-national/intergalactic corporations.

Debt Collection Services
Tired of people saying they will pay you for supplies or services, and then you send their equipment. Lo and behold the next day, your account is just as dry as the day before.

Tired of the cost of wars? Incur the charges upon the opposition, we can do it.

Private Messages only, to respect the Customer Privacy Act of DCAY 23.
Mephista
09-05-2005, 08:29
I would like to offer my services as the arm to enforce the payment of these debits for a fee. Me and my minions will take great glee in enacting "repayment" of the debits.

I will be awaiting your work upon this matter.
Balrogga
09-05-2005, 12:54
I may have a job for you to follow up upon.

THIS (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=364833) was delivered to a nation that attacked us without being provoked.

As you can read, they decided to ignore the request. We have given them a sufficient amount of time to comply. Instead they attacked us twice afterwards (one against our Earth nation and once against a colony world)and several other nations took care of their imperialism.

We were wondering if you could have any infleunce upon the said nation's willingness to cooperate.



OOC:

This post also operates as a TAG for future reference
Debt Collection Agency
15-05-2005, 23:33
le snippity snip

We can try, however we do not know how well they would react.
Debt Collection Agency
15-05-2005, 23:34
We would also like to point out that this is a FREE service, however donations are gladly accepted.
MassPwnage
15-05-2005, 23:51
MassPwnage gladly donates:

600,000 Tungsten Reinforced Metal Baseball Bats for breaking knees.

1 million Door blasting charges.

1 million pairs of tungsten carbide toed Jackboots.