NationStates Jolt Archive


Jurrik activates Illegal Drug Trade.

Jurrik
25-11-2004, 07:22
[Press Release]

"Today, is a fine day for our people. We make moeny each day. The reason that our taxes are so low, is because we do a wonderful act. We smuggle. We smuggle Humans, Drugs, Weaponary and WMDs across borders. We make millions and hence making your taxes so low."

[Clicks button, revealing screen and slide show.]

"Our average human loses are 1 in a group of 100. We treat them moderately lo-*ahem* well in the back of a Military Cargo truck, or in the Dashboard of a Vechile. Each vechile is 'Diplomatic' use only. *ahems again*"

[Next slide, shows a Nuclear Warhead.]

"Via our transport program, we can drag Nuclear Warheads into International Water and take them on our Submarines and do a mid-water transit...Resulting in several losses, and one accidental fire. I told those men that loading-nevermind that.


For now, we offer our services, to other countries that did not know this. We offer our hand in getting Governmental officals across borders, or using our forces to take out that pesky building that blocks your view of the local river. Call on the Nation of Jurrik."
Tumwater
25-11-2004, 07:31
It's about time.
Fascist Confederacy
25-11-2004, 08:06
I find this appauling. Trafficking drugs to other countries. It is an abomination! The only people who use drugs, aren an infieror species of heathens who can't get a 'high', as they call it, off of the normal pleasures of life! -- Pastor Ray Redfairm
Slaytanicca
25-11-2004, 08:25
We have all the drugs and WMDs we need, and find trade in human lives abominable. Still, we wish you luck in your liberating if a little irresponsible program.
Jurrik
25-11-2004, 19:18
I find this appauling. Trafficking drugs to other countries. It is an abomination! The only people who use drugs, aren an infieror species of heathens who can't get a 'high', as they call it, off of the normal pleasures of life! -- Pastor Ray Redfairm


Communique to Fascist Confederarcy

We pity your people. Not letting them have Recerational Narcotics. Maybe they cannot have a high off of life, due to your pitiful laws. Maybe. Just maybe? I challenge you, to step down off your unholy throne and let someoen else step up. Someone more...capable to rule a Nation and help the people.


Signed,


Krik Guztik

~End Message~
Camel Eaters
25-11-2004, 19:34
Meh. We illegally smuggle and eggnog and cranberry dressing. Sometimes turkeys. Every once in awhile several mega-tons of porn.