NationStates Jolt Archive


Comrades! Unite!

Albasia
17-11-2004, 02:35
IC:

A transmission was sent out a few hours ago to national leaders, a voice clip, clear and concise, and with minimum static. The person speaking has a male, deep voice that enunciates clearly and slowly, with a slight spanish accent. Whoever it is, they seem very confident and persuasive. The mere sound of their voice is enough to convince you of what they are saying.

-Start transmission-
--Log 34506--
--Section: A Subsection:24--

"Comrades.

I send out a call, a call to the great followers of Karl Marx. You know who you are, comrades. You spit on those who would seek to manipulate the proletariat. You are sick of those men who would rape the common people of their money and use it for their own frivolous spending!

If your government oppresses your beliefs, this will not help. The capitalist rich men will oppress you, comrade. Come to us. Here in Albasia, we will support you.

If you wish to start a revolution, be assured, comrades that we will support you all the way. We will fund your efforts until a worldwide Revolution has taken place!

Those governments who have already experienced a revolution, join with us in our greatness! Together we shall conquer the capitalist pigs!

Wire Albasia a telegram immediately if you are wishing these things, if you wish to ally, or if you need support. Rest assured, comrades, we will do what we can."

-This has been a transmission by Supreme Chairman Comrade Stern, dated
11/16/04-
--End transmission--
Albasia
17-11-2004, 02:42
((OOC:bah....no one?))
Ratheia
17-11-2004, 03:08
OOC: Foolish small communist nation! That is not the proper way to do things here.
Resquide
17-11-2004, 03:47
"Yes! We shall join our comrades in glorious revolution!" Cries Jonathan Clemenne, raising his beer-mug to the heavens as his followers cheer him on. "Now that we have outside allies, we shall march on the capital, overthrow our capitalist opressors, and join the brotherhood of freedom!"

He then stepped grandly off the table and collapsed ontop of a pot plant. There were further cheers from the drunken patrons of the Prime Minister's Foot.


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Elsewhere, the news Monitoring department of the foriegn affairs office got together for a quick giggle over the International, which had reproduced the speech in full, and had an extremely amusing Editorial on the subject of morons, communists, morons, naivety, morons, economics and morons.
Hillyard
17-11-2004, 05:36
The People's Republic of Hillyard officially extends diplomatic relations to the nation of Albasia. We're not Marxists, but we know an ally when we see one.

We offer to construct an embassy in New Hope (our capital) in exchange for a similar facility in your nation.

The Office of Foreign Affairs