War between the Nationstates and the league of nations.
Fellow countries join me as we crush this pathetic band of rebels! :rolleyes: :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
The war will officially commence on:
22/9/04
A full list of battle arms will be required.
CornixPes II
20-09-2004, 21:53
Excessive emotion usage + inability to understand rant = No0b.
Sorry, just kidding with you. You're going to need to read some stickies and some other RPs before you jump into your own. You will also need to put a lot more explaination into your war reason... or maybe actually have one. Work on it, then come back.
Ruled Britania
20-09-2004, 22:13
on behalf of the league of nations, we would like to give CornixPes II the reason for war which Trulin is so reluctant to give:
earlier on today, i recieved a telegram from Trulin 'asking' me to join his region: upon refusal, he said, he would crush my nation and my region. it's as simple as that. of course, i had to stand my ground, for the pride of my great region... and this is the result.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
20-09-2004, 22:38
Ah. Should I crush him for you?
The Island of Rose
20-09-2004, 22:41
Ah. Should I crush him for you?
((OOC: I sure as hell ain't. I'm trying to get some good PR right now...))
Comrades! JOIN TOGETHER AND CRUSH THE REBEL SCUM!!
:rolleyes::gundge:
Frisbeeteria
22-09-2004, 19:36
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Mattikistan
22-09-2004, 19:38
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^^^ I second that motion ^^^
Hardheads
22-09-2004, 20:17
Thirded. And I suggest that TNN should be made a sticky. Just so these excellent examples of how not to roleplay are always awailable.
I would advise the "league of nations" to back down as i have the largest supply of heavy water in the world. Here is a diagram to prove:
http://www.ecology.at/pics/projekt/nni/phwr.gif
So back down rebel scum or you will be obliterated!!
-Bretonia-
23-09-2004, 20:24
I would advise the "league of nations" to back down as i have the largest supply of heavy water in the world. Here is a diagram to prove:
http://www.ecology.at/pics/projekt/nni/phwr.gif
So back down rebel scum or you will be obliterated!!
You're... going to splash them?
HA HAHAHAHA!! yes im sure you'd power a lot using HEAVY WATER!!
Thats how you make a hydrogen bomb dumbass!!
-Bretonia-
23-09-2004, 20:29
HA HAHAHAHA!! yes im sure you'd power a lot using HEAVY WATER!!
Thats how you make a hydrogen bomb dumbass!!
No. It depends which 'heavy water' you're talking about. Dumbass.
Unified Sith
23-09-2004, 20:31
Unified Sith being the ever evil nation has decided to respond to this open act of aggression found acceptable by the Trulin, by responding with an even greater act of aggression. As a result twenty fifty mega tonne nuclear ICBM’s are now winging their way to Trulin. Enjoy.
This is an actual attack rp’d with a minimal amount of effort, which I decided Trulin deserves.
http://www.sandia.gov/organization/div6000/ctr6500/webimages/nudet.jpg
OOC:
Actually heavy water was only used breifly during the area around the end of WWII. While it does work, there are more techoloigical methods available that result in a bigger yield for the weight of the bomb.
So, basicly, your either using small nukes that are launched normally. Or your going to have to use bombers to carry them. Either way, your using weak/outdated equipment.
Unified Sith
23-09-2004, 20:38
Waits for casualty report, and damage done to Trulin.
Yevon of Spira
23-09-2004, 20:54
I laugh at the fact that a September 2004 nation actually believes that they have nukes. If they tried to drop them, they would just hit the ground as if it were a boulder. If it actually managed to explode all it would do is give the nation being bonbed a wet warning.
Unified Sith
24-09-2004, 23:01
still waits for reply. :)
Infinata
25-09-2004, 13:58
OK, first of all- i would use heavy water to make a hydrogen bomb- which involves nuclear fusion as opposed to nuclear fission, which as we all know is much, much more destructive. Second of all- i didnt say i actually HAD a hydrogen bomb- i just have plans to construct. Lastly- Mr. Attack-man, i dont like you so you dont get to play with me and more!! ha ha! so on a lighter note- does anybody want to have a "cheese-tasting" day on top of another country (which would mean destroying a nation (f)unfortuanatly) i think this would be a nice idea. Also i would like to know if there is any other nation interested in random numbers? please tell me so we can talk to each other and it will be fun. Yes and speaking of fun why dont we have a "cheese tasting" day on another country! that would be nice. So if i can be a little more serious for a pikosecond then i would like to tell you all about my plans for world domination- here goes-
1. eat lots of chicken
2. get every other nation to like me
3. eat them and then eat chicken
4. eat lots of chicken
4.2. poop a bit
5. eat other things (healthy balanced diet)
6. be nice to everyone (although they no longer exist)
well that is what i think- actually some people might not read this so as it is too important i will put the relevant information ( or "info") on the noticeboard and that is what will happen. So who are you people? i cannot see you! ha ha! isnt that funny! i live in a fjord. but hey who wants to talk about fjords?!! ha ha! not me!! (actually i do) but i wont bore you further- i must go and sort out my things! oh and if you see me then say hello! because i cant see you!!
ps. i almost forgot- if anyone is interested in fjords then please tell me and we can build some. i like them very much
pps. if anyone is interested in fjords AND random numbers then please tell me so we can combine the two to become an all-powerful super-hero. that would be lovely
ppps. hee hee!
pppps. what a lot of p's!!!
ppppps. what a lot of rot.
goodbye and thank you for your time- i have found it lovely and interesting.
Bill Bifr
Secretary of state
Trulin
Praetonia
25-09-2004, 14:36
I started reading this thread expecting another n00b war, which the whole of nationstates would enjoy laughing at. Now I see clearly. This is the worst piece of non-sensical drivel ever written in the history of NS, and that includes the Sephrioth and Hataria stuff. Please, everyone, just let this thread die. It really isnt funny anymore.
Infinata
25-09-2004, 20:33
Well sir, clearly you have never heard of such a thing as the "great arguament" which i have made- but i cant tell you can i!!! hahaha!! yes some of my hobbies include bobbywobbling and skydiving. this is where i like to spend most time.
so now i will tell you all what you want to hear! you want to hear me! i must be your ruler! here arre my main points of leading:
1. i will be nice to everyone
2. i will eat any enemy who looks at me funny
3. i will eat
4. i will have a daily "cheese-tasting" day on top of another country
4. i will provide lovely words
oh and on that subject i have decided to make a "lovely word for today" i will post it on the message board and you will see it and please use it once- you will be a nicer person for it.
now for some maths-
1 + 1 = ............
1 + 2 = ............
1 + 1 = ............
that is all- i may say more mathimatical things- but now- vote for me to be your leader! that is what will happen and it will be lovely! that is all!
ps. i like you