Skidetenland
04-08-2004, 18:16
Yesterday at 1700 hours, three small moter launches, armed with 50. caliber machine guns opened fire upon the aircraft carrier HMSS Biter, the flagship of the Skidetenland Colonial Navy, which was moored in the main shipping bay of Skidetenland, The bay of Windsor, along with heavy-battleships, HMSS Mersey, and HMSS Nelson. Slight damage was taken by Hmss Biter, before the "Goalkeeper" defence guns onboard opened fire, ripping the attacking craft to shreds. The extent of casualties on our side ammounted to a few bullet dents in the thick armour of HMSS Biter, and a bit of chipped paint where the wreckage of the launches had crashed into HMSS Mersey, while 15 corpses of the enemy pulled from the water.
The attack was unprovoked, and is believed to have been the work of the terrorist organisation SFP (Skidetenland Fascist Paty).
This attack was a success for the Empire, as it resulted in the destruction of 15 terrorists, and three of their naval craft.
But the British Empire need not worry over this attack on one of it's colonies, as both HMSS Biter, and HMSS Mersey have been repainted.
Official Report, Governer's office.
The attack was unprovoked, and is believed to have been the work of the terrorist organisation SFP (Skidetenland Fascist Paty).
This attack was a success for the Empire, as it resulted in the destruction of 15 terrorists, and three of their naval craft.
But the British Empire need not worry over this attack on one of it's colonies, as both HMSS Biter, and HMSS Mersey have been repainted.
Official Report, Governer's office.