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Counter-Coup in Allanea

Allanea
27-07-2004, 20:58
The Republican Leader, Andrew Ofigensky, was weeping. Only an hour earlier, he was a ruler of the most powerful nation in Haven, easily fighting off AMF, Melkor, and others. Now, it was over. Only one salvo of the Melkorian nuclear arms and it was over - together with the lives of hundreds of thousands of Allaneans. Already, the unrest was starting. Five kilometers to the south of the capital, a division has rebelled, refusing to march into the nuclear meatgrinder that Morgoth created for them. The Ted Nugent Warbikers have mutineed. And, on the roofs of the capital, the fighting had already started.
The long bursts of fully-automatic rifles were coming nearer. Nobody knew how those people organised - through the damn Internet. Nobody knew where they got the military AAR-36 rifles - probably bought them at the nearest gun shop. "I knew that's why the damn Liberal assholes opposed that registration program!" swore Ofigensky as he watched, on the screen of his computer, an Allanean wearing an "I love President Kazansky" T-shirt blow away three street cops who were trying to block his passage on the road. On the roofs, people with .50-caliber sporting rifles were already in the "last stage voting process" - picking off SWAT officers one by one. According to the map, the rebels were still drawing nearer. But he still had time.
Enough time to die in honour. His grimace of pain switched into a maniacal grin as he put a large armored laptop on the desk. He opened it.

Please Type In BIOS password

He lifted an eyebrow as he typed in the single word "ALLANEA" and proceeded. Within seconds, an new message appeared.

Please Type In Missile Access Password

The maniacal grin grew wide. One word. "LIBERTY". High in orbit, the OGRE-II missile satellites came alive. The ICBM silos came alive. And the 50-megaton nuclear warhead under the Presidential Mansion armed itself too.

He extended a finger to press ENTER. "I'm going out with a BIG bang." said the Republican.

And then there was a big flash and a loud explosion.

And then there was nothing.


"That you are, baby" said Congresswoman Sheila Underwood, (D-AI) as she aimed her Desert Eagle at the man's mutilated head and fired another round.