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The Hamptonshire Ministry of Defense in Coordination with the Ministry of Finance and Hamptonshire Defense Corp. has decided to sell a limited number of brand new (surplus) Nuclear Artillery pieces and shells.

The Magistrate:
http://www.vce.com/grable/cannon2.jpg
A test firing of The Magistrate

Magistrate Mk. IIa
280 mm cannon
Range: 15,000 m
Shells: 280 mm gun-type fission warhead shell, yield of 17 kilotons or 280 mm fission-triggered fusion warhead shell, yield of 80 kilotons
Necessary crew: 5
Rate of fire: 1 shell per minute
Cost: $4,500,000

W-3 Shell
280 mm
Weight: 375 kg
Warhead: 280 mm gun-type fission warhead shell, yield of 17 kilotons
Range: up to 20,000 m
Cost: $250,000

WT-2 Shell
Weight: 265 kg
Warhead: 280 mm fission-triggered fusion warhead shell, yield of 80 kilotons
Range: up to 15,000 m
Cost: $500,000

Special Satellite Package:
Increase range of launcher to 20,000 m
25% increase in accuracy
Increase in firing rate to 5 shells per minute
Cost of upgrade: $2,500,000

Currently dozens of Magistrates are marked for sale as well as several hundred W-3 shells and dozens of WT-2 Shells. If demand is great enough, more shells maybe released on the market.

Our prices are low because of government subsides!!!

We would like to purchase the special satillite package. The current exchange rate for our jizz stained panties and your currency is 21,000 jizz stained panties is equal to 6 million of your currency. We would like to give you the extra million in hopes that you will consider further trade and sales with us as well as future action.

Hamptonshire thanks Slut bun Walla for your purchase. But may we remind you that you will need to buy ammunition for your new cannon. We will be happy to fill that future order.

*money accepted*

We would like to first of all thank you and would also like to purchase 20 W-3 shells for another 21,000 jizz stained panties (6 Mil.)

*money accepted*

The Grand Duke himself sends his personal thanks to Slut bun Walla (despite the name).

Our name can be easily explained due to the fact that the name of our nation's religion's icon was that of Slut Bun Walla. We would also like to know if the Grand Duke would be open to discussions with our country Via Telegram?

The Grand Duke would not be opposed to such communication. You may initiate at your leisure.

Scellia wishes to know where Hamptonshire bought their shells originally, perhaps the product will be cheaper if bought directly from the supplier.

OOC: You are too young to have made them yourselves so you must have purchased them from somewhere. Or else you can't sell this.

OCC: Actually these are not difficult to make. The United States made thousands of shells and hundreds of artillery pieces in the 1950s. The shells are the most basic of nuclear technology. As for our youth, that is why they are being sold. They are surplus. This is some of the earliest and simplest nuclear technology. You can find this stuff in text books and on the internet.

We are also interested in purcashing the satelitte package.

Kryozerkia- Place your order and well will attempt to fill it. However, in order to achieve the full advantages of the Satellite Package you will need access to GPS systems.

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The Hamptonshire Ministry of Defense in Coordination with the Ministry of Finance and Hamptonshire Defense Corp. has decided to sell a limited number of brand new Nuclear Artillery pieces and shells.

The Magistrate:
http://www.vce.com/grable/cannon2.jpg
A test firing of The Magistrate

Magistrate Mk. IIa
280 mm cannon
Range: 15,000 m
Shells: 280 mm gun-type fission warhead shell, yield of 17 kilotons or 280 mm fission-triggered fusion warhead shell, yield of 80 kilotons
Necessary crew: 5
Rate of fire: 1 shell per minute
Cost: $4,500,000

W-3 Shell
280 mm
Weight: 375 kg
Warhead: 280 mm gun-type fission warhead shell, yield of 17 kilotons
Range: up to 20,000 m
Cost: $250,000

WT-2 Shell
Weight: 265 kg
Warhead: 280 mm fission-triggered fusion warhead shell, yield of 80 kilotons
Range: up to 15,000 m
Cost: $500,000

Special Satellite Package:
Increase range of launcher to 20,000 m
25% increase in accuracy
Increase in firing rate to 5 shells per minute
Cost of upgrade: $2,500,000

Currently 20 Magistrates are marked for sale as well as several hundred W-3 shells and dozens of WT-2 Shells. If demand is great enough, more shells maybe released on the market.

We wish to purchase your entire package...i.e...everything...If only to get it off the Market....
$2.15B...
This includes the 20 Magistrates
All your current Shells & the Satellite Package. (Rough estimate of about 400 shells total)

We will Include and additional $250B for the Complete Production Rights and an Exclusivity Clause.....meaning you shall not attempt to sell the Production Rights to anyone...

Total Order is $ 252.15B
Money Wired upon Confirmation

Please will you check your TGs ASAP.

We will sell Verboten Lufftewaffe 10 Magistrates and 200 shells. We refuse to sell any Production Rights nor an Exclusivity clause.

*money transfered for accepted order*

We will sell Verboten Lufftewaffe 10 Magistrates and 200 shells. We refuse to sell any Production Rights nor an Exclusivity clause.

*money transfered for accepted order*

It's a start...Money Wired.....Exactly how many of what type of shell??

Verboten Lufftewaffe: 175 W-3s and 25 WT-2s.

OCC: Why the great interest?

Verboten Lufftewaffe: 175 W-3s and 25 WT-2s.

OCC: Why the great interest?

IC: Mostly because my alliances believes in making sure these weapons do not fall into the hands of terrorists

OOC: Look pretty good. Though i would like to "Tweak & Peak'em"...Never know when some terorist ass will come along and attempt to nuke ya.

OCC: Thanks for the compliment.

IC:

The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire committs itself to the fight against terrorism in all its forms. We screen our customers as best as we can. However, it is conceivable that at some point in the future terrorist states may gain hold of our weapons, but if that happens The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire will assume responsibilty and We will directy Our Armed Forces to hunt down the terrorists.

We would also like to establish diplomatic relations with your fine nation.

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Grand Duke Reginald Leopold I

OCC: Thanks for the compliment.

IC:

The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire committs itself to the fight against terrorism in all its forms. We screen our customers as best as we can. However, it is conceivable that at some point in the future terrorist states may gain hold of our weapons, but if that happens The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire will assume responsibilty and We will directy Our Armed Forces to hunt down the terrorists.

We would also like to establish diplomatic relations with your fine nation.

http://www.civilwar.si.edu/leaders_images/sherman_healy.jpg
Grand Duke Reginald Leopold I

If you ever in need of support.....

we also wish to exchange Dignitaries....Our Embasserial Teams are enroute to dicuss our Nations furtures.

Credonia would like to purchase 200 Magistrate Mk. 1a's, 500 W-3 shells, and 500 WT-2 shells

*Total of 1.275 Billion wired on confirmation*

Verboten Lufftewaffe: We thank you for your offer of future support. We are also rejoiced to accept your diplomatic officers. We are sending our top foreign service officers to your nation.

Credonia: We would be more than happy to fill your order. However, such a large order will require at least a 12 months to fill. We will be able to deliever 20 Magistrates, 100 W-3s and 20 WT-2s immediately. The remainder of your order will be delievered over the course of 12 months.
*money accepted*

OOC: how long is that in real time, about a day im assuming?

OCC: You are correct.

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