Murphdawggia
05-02-2004, 16:27
Press Release From Murphdawggia Federal News Service
The Supreme Overlord of Murphdawggia announced in the city of Guinness, the national capital, that Murphdawggia will no longer be known as a "Dictatorship." Since the Free Elections Act was passed by the Murphdawggia Parliment, the country's classification will be changed to "Armed Republic." "Hopefully," said Supreme Overlord Murphy, "this change will make Murphdawggia a more democratic, and more well-armed nation."
The Supreme Overlord of Murphdawggia announced in the city of Guinness, the national capital, that Murphdawggia will no longer be known as a "Dictatorship." Since the Free Elections Act was passed by the Murphdawggia Parliment, the country's classification will be changed to "Armed Republic." "Hopefully," said Supreme Overlord Murphy, "this change will make Murphdawggia a more democratic, and more well-armed nation."