NationStates Jolt Archive


Horrendous Hornet Massacre

24-12-2003, 04:28
Earlier this evening a disturbing scene was encountered at Rebeland Mall. A hornet rancher lost control of his truck and plowed into the food court. To make matters worse, the 5,000 Hornets he had in his truck terrorized mall customers. Fears were quelled when the whole swarm of Hornets attacked the fake mall santa (and with perfect synchronization I might add). The santa didn't stand a chance, he was rushed to Rebeland General Hospital. Unfortunately he fell out of the back of the ambulance, and died instantly. There were only three casualties, but uncountable psychological damage. Give what help you can. Thank you.
24-12-2003, 04:30
I'll send the three cans of Raid I found lying around.
24-12-2003, 04:34
Thanks. For the record the hornet rancher has been thrown into the Militantatopian sea, last we heard he was floating towards plutonesia.
The Zoogie People
24-12-2003, 04:35
I gotta hand it to ya, Rebeland, you make some of the most ... peculiar ... RP's ...heh :)

Well....*wires $1 million in relief and for aftermath
24-12-2003, 04:38
*money received*
24-12-2003, 04:43
This just in. The fine people of Plutonesia have found the Hornet Rancher of their coast. He was inebriated and thought that he was at a Motel 6. As you can tell it is an incredibly slow news week.
Euroslavia
24-12-2003, 04:49
i enjoy reading these reports. :D