18-11-2003, 08:18
~( Open RP )~
Since the birth of man, mankind has attempted to lable things and sort them.
The periodic table of elements is a rendition of every single type of matter in existance known to man, on paper. Although very incomplete, with many blank spaces to be filled in.
Recently, in science news, a mysterious element has been allegedly discovered by a young man named 'Dave'. This element is in its natural form an emerald like crystalline alkali metal, which when mixed with oxygen causes it to sublime to vapor. Inhalation of these hallucinogenic vapors brings the victim into a highly suggestive trance, which has a wildcard time - no reports of survivors having come out of the trance has arrisen yet.
In further political news: Dave, who discovered the element, was seen disappearing into his basement for several weeks after the discovery of the element. Soon, after several months of quiet from Dave's discovery, a sudden mass of estranged pet shop owners assaulted the local city hall and tore it to pieces.
Dave soon rose to the public's eye, followed - nay, carried, by men and women with a distant glaze in their eye.
Taking this power as his own, Dave soon changed his name to High Chancellor Gramiscus - and using Element Z, he has forged a strong country of mindless zombie-like slaves who do his bidding.
These poor, innocent people have been subserviated to the overwhelming wrath and childish antics of High Chancellor Gramiscus, aka: Dave.
When asked to make a public statement, High Chancellor Gramiscus was seen on an emerald throne with a strangely colored staff across his lap. His hat was atleast four feet tall and various green crystalline ambers jutted from the sides of the leering obelisk.
Gramiscus simply looked at the camera man, smiled, then said, 'What are you going to do about it ...start a war?'.
After saying this, Gramiscus winked, and the camera crew's broadcast ended.
There is no further intelligence on where the crew went, although rumors have arisen that they, too, were brainwashed.
Since the birth of man, mankind has attempted to lable things and sort them.
The periodic table of elements is a rendition of every single type of matter in existance known to man, on paper. Although very incomplete, with many blank spaces to be filled in.
Recently, in science news, a mysterious element has been allegedly discovered by a young man named 'Dave'. This element is in its natural form an emerald like crystalline alkali metal, which when mixed with oxygen causes it to sublime to vapor. Inhalation of these hallucinogenic vapors brings the victim into a highly suggestive trance, which has a wildcard time - no reports of survivors having come out of the trance has arrisen yet.
In further political news: Dave, who discovered the element, was seen disappearing into his basement for several weeks after the discovery of the element. Soon, after several months of quiet from Dave's discovery, a sudden mass of estranged pet shop owners assaulted the local city hall and tore it to pieces.
Dave soon rose to the public's eye, followed - nay, carried, by men and women with a distant glaze in their eye.
Taking this power as his own, Dave soon changed his name to High Chancellor Gramiscus - and using Element Z, he has forged a strong country of mindless zombie-like slaves who do his bidding.
These poor, innocent people have been subserviated to the overwhelming wrath and childish antics of High Chancellor Gramiscus, aka: Dave.
When asked to make a public statement, High Chancellor Gramiscus was seen on an emerald throne with a strangely colored staff across his lap. His hat was atleast four feet tall and various green crystalline ambers jutted from the sides of the leering obelisk.
Gramiscus simply looked at the camera man, smiled, then said, 'What are you going to do about it ...start a war?'.
After saying this, Gramiscus winked, and the camera crew's broadcast ended.
There is no further intelligence on where the crew went, although rumors have arisen that they, too, were brainwashed.