South Austar seeks monkeys trained as soldiers...
Instead of using human soldiers, we thought it would be good if we could buy monkeys to be used in our military. Are there any monkey markets that have monkeys already trained to fire weapons that we can have/purchase? Please make offers as quick as possible... we want millions of monkeys
Soviet China II
17-11-2003, 10:36
The SCII government celebrates: "Yay, finally we have a customer"
We have a large stock of monkeys trained to fire guns. Unfortuanatly they do not have the capabilities to operate tanks etc.
We have 30 million monkeys in stock at the moment, they act exactly like humans, only they're monkeys.
Cost per monkey: 100 000 SCII Yen or $0.90 US
How many do you want?
The SCII government celebrates: "Yay, finally we have a customer"
We have a large stock of monkeys trained to fire guns. Unfortuanatly they do not have the capabilities to operate tanks etc.
We have 30 million monkeys in stock at the moment, they act exactly like humans, only they're monkeys.
Cost per monkey: 100 000 SCII Yen or $0.90 US
How many do you want?
We would like the whole 30 million thanks. We will wire $30 Million to you (cant be bothered to figure out actual numbers!)
How many support staff do you reccomend per monkey?
Soviet China II
17-11-2003, 10:44
Money recieved. The shipment will arive in approximatly 1 hour.
As for the support staff: You only need like 1 per million monkey.
Liverpool England
17-11-2003, 10:45
Liverpool England is willing to offer support staff at 50 cents per staff, if needed...
*evil thought about more money*
you can buy alot of highly trained zebras that can control helicopters exept for there SPARTEN trained and they only know how to ride a Rooivalk.
an island in our archipelago faces an infestation of monkeys due to poor civil planning, we offer up to 5,000 monkeys, much if not all the islands population of them, for a reasonable price of 50 USD a head. It'd be lower but we must capture and transport them... if you have some offer other than the above please let us know and we'd be happy to work out a deal
~Martin Von Straus
Secretary of Infastructure
New Alameda