An invasion to seize some weed
The United States of Emeriica has been invaded by my troops. We are currently marching towards their capital and estimate it will take a week to force capitulation.
Telliria
31-10-2003, 18:28
Your not marching there for weed right, cause then I'd be forced to help your opponet...
Our goal is to corner the worldwide marijuna trade. Of course The United States of Emeriica is in the weed tropics, a long journey for you to deploy your troops. Where will you deploy before launching a counter invasion? Sorry, I have this battle won. They will sue for peace soon.
hm, well i can insert troops in oh, one hour,how wll that affect your plans?
and my army is bigger than your nation
As the emperor sits in his armchair, he mutters "Dang newbs. . ."
Telliria
31-10-2003, 18:37
What are u kidding?????
You only have a population of 8 million meaning you crap in the way of soldiers and resorces for warfare, also meaning that a march and battle would take days or weeks for the capital.
Besides there are always rebels.
Oh ya, don't just decide what his actions are, wait and see.
In the mean time.....
2 Squardons of B-52 bombers are on the way with an equal amount of F-16s acting as gaurds. (This is more planes than you have, and better quality). Their goal is to destroy the enemies main force with anti-personal bombs and a variety of others.
Telliria
31-10-2003, 18:38
hm, well i can insert troops in oh, one hour,how wll that affect your plans?
and my army is bigger than your nation
LOL! You know it SOO true.....
Just ignore him..he's already involved in this war:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86669
Telliria
31-10-2003, 18:40
Just ignore him..he's already involved in this war:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86669
Who me...that thing was over like 4 days ago...
No, sorry...I meant this gun toting whatever dude already is fighting a war in that thread too...last page near the middle
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86669&start=80
Telliria
31-10-2003, 18:47
I think its safe to say....that yet another fool has been destroyed and taught a lesson that won't be long forgotten. By the way, that stuff is bad for you man.
We deployed 500,000 ground troops (it worked in the Iraq-Iran War with half that number)
If you look around we have also been purchasing state of the art weaons and equiptment-so send some B-52's-have just the thing to shoot them out of the sky. Skrew my citizens-I am a dictator from an armed republic-we jail dissedents here.
We will seize all the marijuana in my neighbors state, in fact some of my forces have seized a large marijuana field already. The price of marijuana is skyrocketing in nations where it is legal, since this war began a few minutes ago. The nations in my area are concerned about the tourist trade, but who cares-I will bomb them if they piss me off.
Telliria
31-10-2003, 18:54
We deployed 500,000 ground troops (it worked in the Iraq-Iran War with half that number)
If you look around we have also been purchasing state of the art weaons and equiptment-so send some B-52's-have just the thing to shoot them out of the sky. Skrew my citizens-I am a dictator from an armed republic-we jail dissedents here.
We will seize all the marijuana in my neighbors state, in fact some of my forces have seized a large marijuana field already. The price of marijuana is skyrocketing in nations where it is legal, since this war began a few minutes ago. The nations in my area are concerned about the tourist trade, but who cares-I will bomb them if they piss me off.
1. You don't have crap money to buy much.
2.Your Money or supplies don't support that large amount of troops.
3.I don't care If you have all the mary J in the world, your still not rich enough to do that, come back in 3 months and try it again.
4......Just don't do it again....
CoreWorlds
31-10-2003, 19:32
Hmm. Maybe I should do something to destroy all the marijuana in Psycho's nation. Firebombing with Long-range Tomahawks and fuel-air explosives should do the trick. Someone ship some of the explosives to my nation, please.
"We shall not tolerate this monopoly! Smoking is an individual rigth, we all need to find our way, marijuana must be accessible for everybody.
We, Free Land of the Stonies, are ready to back The United States of Emerica. 20 000 stonies soldiers and 3 000 buffalo soldiers (our elite forces) are at your disposition.
We are immediately calling on all fund-of-weed-nations to react on this ridiculous but intolerable attempt to seize the whole weed market.
Bob Marley, Public Relations for the stonies"
Gurguvungunit
31-10-2003, 21:13
:cry: Useless war :cry:
Why do you need to fight? WHY DO YOU NEED TO BE A DICTATOR!
thispostbroughttoyouby RABBITS FOR PEACE inc.
Guns totting psychos:
to corner drug trade you dont need military force :roll:
imported_Pantera
31-10-2003, 21:34
The Lord Reaver has been heard commenting that he is giving serious thought to offering monetary, and possible military aid to Gun Totting Pyschos. He seems particularly wroth with those he termed,"Morons who think to police the world with thier meager might."
With Panteran holdings abroad and at home already atfull alert, estimates say a full fleet and Invasion force ould be assembled in under two hours, and within striking distance of enemy installations soon after.
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i'd help but something tells me you wont need it :D
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