For the war with the dictatorship of the jedi revolutionists scoobis needs donations to help the war effort weather it a million dollars or a single rifle anything helps!
EDIT- ah, fuck it. i dont care.
what are you offering in return
What have i ever done to you bumplord?
Leave me alone and let me wage my war.
Scoobis's main export is Dehydrated Llama, i will give you enough llama meat to feed your whole country for a week!
What have i ever done to you bumplord?
i dont like commies. dont take it personal.