NationStates Jolt Archive


CALL TO ARMS:FIGHT THE MODERATORS

Ilham
21-02-2004, 01:03
My fellow nations of the UN,I intend to undertake a massive war of liberation against the oppressive forces of the mods.The aim is to destroy their military capability for one month and show the mods that the real power is us,the nations of the nationstates community.

Join us in this historic war to liberate ourselves from the massive iron fist of the GM's.Fight against their war machine \,no matter how powerful it may be.We may survive,or we may fall.No matter,my nation as founder of the coalition wil take all the blame in event of failure.

With honour and courage,we will fight the good fight.To arms!

Join the coalition.FIGHT FOR YOUR JUSTICE!

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
21-02-2004, 01:08
HaHAhahAHAhAHHahahHAHAha
They would bend u over backwards!
If they even bother to respond...
Arizona Nova
21-02-2004, 01:15
*reads the post... reads it again... bursts into uncontrollable fits of hysterical laughter* Thou bug, what are you in the terrible eyes of the moderators? Nothing! You're madness wil come to naught...
21-02-2004, 02:49
*steps on something*

What was that?
Oh, nothing sir. Just a population smaller than your standing army.
Really? But we're not a very militaristic society.
Sir, we have a population of close to 2.5 billion people.
Very good.
21-02-2004, 03:32
Laradontia respectfully wishes to withdraw any personnel from Ilham that may be damaged in the forthcoming destruction.
Japaica
21-02-2004, 04:10
I ain't getting into this one myself, cause i'm too damn scared, but i'll be rooting for you. This seems either really stupid, or extremely exciting.
Komokom
21-02-2004, 04:44
Dear Cry Baby,

Who started this silly thread

1) Apart from your address to your "Fellow nations of the U.N." this has nothing to do with the U.N. as it seems to be a complete blather against the game moderators. Maybe you should have stuck this in general where it would have been lost amongst the rest of the drivel, as it should have?

2) I am requesting my nation prepare its I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon/s in the event your nation starts any lethal horse play. I have better things to do, but I'd rather you get the picture of what most sensible U.N. members I would hope would think.

3) Oh yes, and exactly what is your argument against the mods? Last I checked, it was the mods who kept this world relitively sane, and at the end of the day, despite the break it means in my usual N.S. Role Play, I wish we had good solid mods like these in the "Real World" U.N. to make people play via the rules.

4) As your argument stands, it sounds like you've a bug up your b*tt? Perhaps you've been up too late reading your copy of "1984"?

The Rep of Komokom.

(Praise be to the mightly mods, who watch over and every once and a-while spank the flocks of "sheep" as best they may.)
The Clan of APE
21-02-2004, 07:56
My fellow nations of the UN,I intend to undertake a massive war of liberation against the oppressive forces of the mods.The aim is to destroy their military capability for one month and show the mods that the real power is us,the nations of the nationstates community.


The Armed Republic of The Clan of APE refuses to join your futile campaign. We also deny the use of our airspace to Ilham aircraft and weapons. Any attempt to do so by your forces will result in immediate retaliation from us. Our frozen banana cannons stand ready!
Valient
21-02-2004, 07:59
My fellow nations of the UN,I intend to undertake a massive war of liberation against the oppressive forces of the mods.The aim is to destroy their military capability for one month and show the mods that the real power is us,the nations of the nationstates community.


The Armed Republic of The Clan of APE refuses to join your futile campaign. We also deny the use of our airspace to Ilham aircraft and weapons. Any attempt to do so by your forces will result in immediate retaliation from us. Our frozen banana cannons stand ready!


Ape. you're the exact same as Ilham... :P
Ilham
21-02-2004, 09:24
I notice that many nations are reluctant to support me in this war to possibly end all wars.I understand your reasons,as you face the wrath of the gods.

I want to control my destiny,my future in nationstates.The gods,the superpowers I seek to defy,they can and possibly will crush me.

I want to free nationstates from their control,to control our individual destinies.I will fight the good fight to the very end,defying the greatest war machines in the history of nationstates.

I will embrace the fire of legend.For this will be my final stand or my finest hour.Join in in embracing the fire of legend,of the greatest story that will happen yet.

Someone has to defy the gods,someone has to stand up for their destiny.I will do my best to be that someone,but I cannot do it alone.Again,I make a call to arms for all that wish to ally.In a weeks time,the war will begin.

JOIN ME IN THE LIBERATION! LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
21-02-2004, 09:32
Lubria doesn't refuse to join you because we "fear" the administrators of the UN, the mods, as you call them. Lubria's national constitution specifically forbids us from engaging in war. We do not see violence as a solution to the world's problems, only a stalling tactic.

However, Lubria will not allow the democratic body that is the UN fall without resistance. The pen has always proved mightier than the sword for us. Any attempted coup de'ta against the UN or any or her member states will force Lubria to declare the offending nation(s) to be unsuitable for Lubrian trade revenues, and will embargo all import and export from said nation(s) to Lubria.

All this being said, I do not believe the fine nation of Enodia, one of the so called “mods”, has any such reservations about using their rather substantial military to enforce their policies, but I doubt it will come to that.


The Right Honble. Peter Javanis
Baron of Altrec
Special Envoy
Office of His Grace, the Lubrian Prime Minister