NationStates Jolt Archive


a need weapons fast

02-12-2003, 12:17
a need weapons cos am a wee nation, n am @ war so plz help da needy!!!!!!!!!am in the region of monkeys n da whole region needs weapons, we dont kno how 2 get ne, but were a gid nation were the 2nd biggest cheese supplier. come n join our nation 2xxxxxxxxxxxx :( :( :? we need help n ppl im me plz :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: pretty plz
02-12-2003, 12:21
*One ICBM inbound. Enjoy*

:twisted: :?
Lapse
02-12-2003, 12:22
here, have a pea shooter. Yopur choice of color, pink or purple
02-12-2003, 12:22
Ow. My eyes.

Lapse, please shoot me in them with said peashooter, I think I got some idiot in them after the fifth emoticon.
02-12-2003, 12:28
Sure thing! Once I successfully develop a nuke, I'll make sure to tes- I mean, send it to you.
02-12-2003, 12:31
ive got the worlds largest peashooter in my car wanna see it :lol:
02-12-2003, 12:33
heya ppl thanx, all us dat helped wud u like 2 join da region of monkeys :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: n can a hav a purple pea shooter plz
imported_Celeborne
02-12-2003, 12:35
a need weapons cos am a wee nation, n am @ war so plz help da needy!!!!!!!!!am in the region of monkeys n da whole region needs weapons, we dont kno how 2 get ne, but were a gid nation were the 2nd biggest cheese supplier. come n join our nation 2xxxxxxxxxxxx :( :( :? we need help n ppl im me plz :evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: pretty plz

******Celeborne Translation Protocal Enacted *****

I need weapons because I am a small nation and I am at war. So please help the needy. I am in the region of Monkeys, and the entire region needs weapons. We do not know how to get any [weapons], but we are a good nation. We are the second largest cheese supplier. Come and join our nation. We need help. People IM me please, pretty please.

******Celeborne Translation Protocal Ended *****

Offical response from Celeborne :
No, thank you.
The Imperial Navy
02-12-2003, 12:41
Yahhh! Newbie Language!

Reply:

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Translation:

Sorry, we do not sell weapons to young nations.
02-12-2003, 12:48
and y not we r a gid region n well b destroyed u shud b more considerate, sniff sniff sob sob, am just a li girl
imported_Celeborne
02-12-2003, 12:52
and y not we r a gid region n well b destroyed u shud b more considerate, sniff sniff sob sob, am just a li girl


******Celeborne Translation Protocal Enacted *****


And why not ? We are a good region and will be destroyed. You should be more considerate...sniff sniff...sob sob...I am just a little girl.

******Celeborne Translation Protocal Ended *****

Offical Celeborne response:
Perhaps.

OOC: Please provide link to conflict and stop typing like that, thank you.
The Imperial Navy
02-12-2003, 12:52
How old are you?
02-12-2003, 13:02
Learn to type proper English and I just might send you a keyboard.
02-12-2003, 13:08
Hehehe, a n00b war!

Here I will give you, for free, a pillow! Dont worry, its not the heavy kind. Now go along now to your big war. Have fun! And dont godmod!