NationStates Jolt Archive


buying n00kz

17-10-2003, 14:02
i will buy nukes from you 100 gp each post here if interested
17-10-2003, 14:08
ok ok also i will give you 20 goats and 3 prostitutes for ever nuke you sell me... oh dear i am so good at RPing
Jitano
17-10-2003, 14:09
no one is going to sell you nukes
17-10-2003, 14:10
but what can i buy for 100 gp, 20 goats and 3 prostitutes??
Imperial Forces
17-10-2003, 14:10
I can sell you 12,000 30megaton thermonuclear warheads.

Will you like them delivered by ICBM or by Orbital bombarment?
17-10-2003, 14:12
ok ill just keep away from the nerd forum i can take a hint...
Kaukolastan
17-10-2003, 14:26
Well, we can give you some unstable uranium flakes in a tin can. It's not enough to detonate, but when we drop it over your country, it should irradiate the place. You can collect them with vaccum cleaners.
Slutbum Wallah
17-10-2003, 14:44
100gp, 20 goats and 3 prostitutes?

We'll give you 12 cows, half a mars bar, our collection of baseball cards, some string and milk float with a machine gun.